since its summer my friends keep asking me to come swim with them

> since its summer my friends keep asking me to come swim with them
> keep making up excuses why i cant come because i cant swim
> have to take this secret to the grave
i regret not learning how to swim, i can still learn it but its fucking embarassing.

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You don't have to swim to enjoy the sea

>swimming in the northern european countries
remember when these people talk about swimming and that 'the water is good', it usualkly means it's solid 10 degree celsius

yeah i know, but its awkard when your friends go to swim and you have to sit back at the beach

If they’re your friends I’m sure they’d be understanding of your situation. Just stay on the beach and hang out if you’re unsure of the water

are you black?

just go where you can still touch the ground wtf

I don't swim because I'm a fat cunt but you can't see it super clearly because I wear baggy shirts, it's worse than it initially appears.

So no, I will NOT be going to the beach because it's 'boring' but I will go on the theme park rides.

Just take lessons
Yikes

>lives in a country that's literally a below sea level
>can't swim
how does this even happen?
I learned to swim when i was 6 or so and I live thousands of kilometers from any ocean

>friends

the ocean is wasted on you faggots. I'd give anything to live close to the coast

Yeah ill message them back
I unironically am lol
Mom immigrated to the netherlands, she didnt really knew how things worked around here so she had to learn everything through experience and help from others and that took a couple years, thats why she didnt put me on swimming lessons when i was younger

I wish I had friends who had an interest in going to the sea instead of play vidya and getting blind drunk.

I've just bought a kayak which I will probably drown in as I have to go by myself.

well swimming really isn't hard and actually if you don't panic and just move with your legs you won't go under if you then make the plough movement with your arms you can move in any direction you want

My uncles is in his mid fifties and can't swim, he also has two large ponds on his property.

>flag

Hoe de fuck kan je niet zwemmen?

I learned to swim when I was 25 or 27, something like that and I didnt give a shit. The instructor even had to get in the pool and hold my hand like a little baby. Everybody saw and no shits were given.

>hoe de fuck
do they really?

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fuck off anton

kijk Yeah your right, i have lots of free time this month so I will take some swimming lessons or just ask my friends for help, thanks user

Like pottery

Just watch a YouTube video and go to your local pool and practice. If you can learn to breathe out your nose, you got it sorted.

swimming is easy for fat people, swimming pools are always filled with fat people. I think they have better buoyancy or something

>tfw this year a gym with a swim pool was going to open near home and I enrolled for the adult swimming lessons
>tfw they went bankrupt

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>Hoe de fuck kan je niet zwemmen?

lol, the monke did it again

>Hoe de fuck

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>tf
>tp
Are you black?

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i unironically am

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Oh shit, I was only joking. Yeah, I guess you can use the go to answer many blacks use though, that you have high bone density or some shit.

>every other mammal naturally figures out how to swim
>humans want someone to teach them

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>Hoe de fuck kan je niet zwemmen?
I have a theory that dutch is literally just english with a weird spelling and some german loan words.

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It's a great ape thing. We're all shit at it.

>It's a great ape thing.
interesting, didn't know that

Based

My gf learned how swim last week. She is 26

Nah thats just bullshit, they cant swim and dont want to admit it. I actually want to learn though, I'll just have to swallow my pride and tell my friends

>Nah thats just bullshit, they cant swim and dont want to admit it.
No shit

Humans are by far the best swimmers in the family, if you throw a gorilla in water it will almost certainly drown.

It's something to do with bone density vs body shape, I'm not too sure of the exact science.

>he has friends

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i'll just swallow my pride, tell my friends about it and take some swimming lessons, thanks guys

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