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yeah

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this isn’t real

any average video gamer 24 in?

Something weird is happening and I don't like it.

>New board: /vmg/ - Video Games/Mobile
>New board: /vrpg/ - Video Games/RPG

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When I was like 12 I was excited to become a young adult around 17-2X because all of my favourite internet personalities started when they were that age. Oneyng, Critikal, Egoraptor, Niel Cicierega etc...
I imagined I'd be living in LA doing creative work and would do guest spot on my internet frens let's play channels.

I'm now 22, still living at home, a neet and have absolutely no friends.

Contemplating the 'cide.

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Put on the nappy or baby gets no milkies!

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I bet you had a lets play channel as well

feel like people don't use the term 'an hero' much anymore

Mumsy just visited me in the loony bin and I love her very very much

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la goblina

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>I'm now 22

*eyeroll* FOLC

I can't be the only one here going to Poley's party next Saturday

its honestly too old it would be like all your base are belong to us or something

you can and you will and you will regret it very much

why do so many countries have this pathetic grievance culture and obsession with history..you don't see britain crying about the romans

noice

how you doing lad? Your dad been back to see you yet?

M-MILKY MOMMY AHWOOGA AHWOOGAAA
*Hastily clutches his nappy with trembling fingers and snaps it on*
MOMMY MILKIES PLSOLSPLSOSLP

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Same. I even made some videos, but ditched the idea because they had shit production values.

It's fine though. I've started developing my own game now, and I plan to make a name for myself that way.

Rome doesn't exist anymore, they paid their dues

You're still young. You can make friends and get a job

No actually. I lack the creative spark. Always told myself I'd "start writing tomorrow, begin learning to animate next week, figure out what internet business I could start next year etc"

gonna get the coof m8

i'm going as well

i'm a girl btw teehee x bringing lots of my horny friends too

>The term originates from the memorial MySpace page of Mitchell Henderson, who committed suicide on April 20 2006. The term comes from a spelling error from one of the comments posted on the memorial page.

>"He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before an decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like an brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila"

2006, fucking hell

where's it at, I know xhe's got a new flat but where is it

youre so young man, you could do anything you want

because you were the romans of the 19/20th century

now it's AMERICA'S TURN BABY

Know your place white boys

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are you a girl or a "girl"? if latter post william

Moni's party? Yeah it's finna be litty.

mental how much more coherent and better this looks compared to windows 10

not even in a muh nostalgia way, windows 10 genuinely looks abominable

are they hung?

Fucking raging my county is back in another lockdown for fuck sake man just let me fucking have a pint on the weekend

I work all week and society deems it not necessary for me to blow off some steam

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He'll be visiting me in a few days and I got a friend from high school visiting tomorrow too and we're gonna gave a few drinks nearby. All by all it's going well and not a single sign of psychotic thoughts so I hope I can go back to school in the spring

uh oh
stinky...

the race neurosis on here is a very sad phenomenon

Just copped these lads

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most linux distros come ready-made with that same kind of coherency and lack of advertising

just drink at home

it's the media's fault they've fucked up an entire generation and created this identity politics

unironically liberals are responsible for the coming white identity movement

youve got adhd. exercise more or do drugs.

Howling, Lila tried so hard to commemorate him and turned his death into a meme

lad I'm at home by myself I need some human contact

nobody arguing about operating systems on Zig Forums has ever seen a vagina

off to the shops to buy another bottle of wine lads. what do you all want?

phwhore

fucking hell i'd love to be 22 and do it all again.
knowing what i know of course, or i'd just make the same mistakes

Imagine if you were the kind of person who relied on going to pubs and clubs to stay sane. I'm fortunate in the sense that the government has nothing they could take from me, because I already had nothing to begin with.

no you don't

I've been telling myself I'd sort my life on my next birthday since I was 16.
I've had no friends since I left comp. I'm so alone and feel so old I just can't bring myself to do anything.
My life has barely changed with lockdown.

Suicide looks better every day.

am i supposed to be picturing the joker saying this or what

what mistakes

t. windows user

reckon because people just tell eachother to kill themselves it's lost its value

>where's it at, I know xhe's got a new flat but where is it
Poley isn't saying until the day before but he said it's just outside Wythenshawe.

The gf went for a bra fitting and apparently she's gone up a cup size.

WE are your human contact

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do something weird like move to the EU and start your life there. i moved to italy and it went quite well.

I'm 22
what the fuck would you do in my shoes, no job and live at me mum's
same as him

I dont have to imagine. No gf, only really work and sesh. My only hobby is listening to music and doing drugs and drinking

Social interation is a human need

you need to get a grip and just get on with it
you can't expect things to fall into your lap

128249203
none of this is true.

read a thing and it was something to the effect of;
the worst thing libs did was to make disillusioned white kids think about their race as a privelege rather than their class position
if you keep banging on about how white people had the rest of the world under their boot then obviously some will turn around and think, 'well surely we must be superior then', and there you go

>36 today

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youre probably constipated

Nice nice. Where can i buy such delights

basically my relationship mistakes. being a 27 year old with experience, maturity and more confidence i would have known how to behave in a relationship and how to deal with the problems that come with them

its the angriest picture I had the rest are all liverpool memes

happy birthday mate

36 what

Well find new hobbies

you're still a baby please just fuck off and stop crying cheers

Any chance you can shut your fucking mouth, potatoboy?

No it isnt

t. eternal virge

haha lads, what if old Willy had nice spliff every now and then

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is this you?

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gub a load of magic mushrooms to recalibrate your perspective
change your environment, move away from wherever you are and go from there

if you really want change these things will give it to you. im not going to reply to you anymore because if you dont acknowledge the power of changes then we're all just rolling about in the muck poor me pity party

imagine thinking your life is over at 22. wait till you pass 28 mate

Lads.
I had a favourite cam couple. It was this super cute girl with a chubby guy, felt relatable and I got emotionally attached.

I think they split up. The guys gone and now the girls fucking this Chad.

I am NOT happy.

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oh my lord

He’s Italian you scouser

used to be into linux and all that
had a lot more time on me hands then though
windows just werks

>20 today
my life is basically over

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and also creates a feeling of "look what THEY took from us" I mean it's literally a meme on Zig Forums now. this idea that the white man was the king of the world and we've been "reduced" to an ordinary person by some sinister force and society needs to be cleansed. exactly how the germans felt after WW1.

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>my life is basically over
make it certain

I'm fucking dying

I remember posting about how my life was over on Zig Forums on my 18th birthday lol

the scott parker/streets mash up below that is brilliant

give me 3 and a half pints of carling and i'd have a go

I remember thinking how sad it was that I was posting in /brit/ on my 15th birthday.

21 now.

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have a very severe need to consoom
might get a Note20 Ultra

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Maybe if you'll pay her more she'll forget all about chad!

a great way to redpill girls about trannies is to remind them that most of the dudes who transition identify as either a lesbian/bisexal and actually believe it's transphobic to not want to sleep with them

had many girls make an absolutely disgusted face when told this

How do you go from this......

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chambers nigguh

Should get off this website before the age of 18 before your mind turns to goo

It's just how user design is nowadays. Simplistic, low content-to-chrome ratio

Off to shop, anyone want owt getting?

>I remember thinking how sad it was that I was posting in /brit/ on my 15th birthday.
same but it was just Zig Forums I was posting on

27 now

bet you've never talked to a girl you odious little cretin

whats the difference between LA and Miami? they both have palm trees everywhere, black and hispanic criminals and white people fleeing the colder states

>Zig Forums

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TO THIS

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got my finga on the trigga aint takin shit from no nigga

think i am at the point where i will never stop posting on Zig Forums. been posting since 2006 on various boards.

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Preston on the map.

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Yeah actually lad, need some lettuce and some onions and some ecig juice, any 18mg will do

streets yeah
mike skinner yeah?

Is that a lesbian couple? I've seen this exact thing happen to two lesbian couples I know of.

Like what? Fucking pottery class and wood working? Most people don't have hobbies they're just content to plop in front of the tv all day

wonder if the 'chon will still be about in 5, 10, 20 years, and so on

different hispanics
LA also has Hollywood so lots of noncery

My goddess won't have to know I spent money on anything else than her

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this is a 10 in britland

LA is full of social climbers and industry, Miama and Florida in general is a retirement state for old white people

t. LA chad

good lad
going preston way tomorrow with the lads
will
refuse to social distance

yeah its josie and her gf

This but unironically

problem, croatroach?

we have Mexicans they have Cubans

nah just mates

fuck off we're full

clogged the toilet with a massive log

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would do them both pre bog and post bog

LA hispanics will sell you nice things for an affordable price
Miami hispanics will stab you for nice things at an affordable price

/brit/ is so bloody addictive
especially when you’ve got no one else to talk to

caramac and a lilt please bossman

Read a book you illiterate junkie

dating a girl who grew up in legit one of the richest areas of the US and all of her friends dated 30+ year old guys in high school and one of them was dating a 40 year old when she was 14 publicly and nobody cared

mind blowing

LA seems like it is one of the best places to live if you are rich and one of the worst places to live if you are poor.

Los Angeles (I pronounce it with the soft g) was the most soulless city I've ever visited until I went to Miami.

had to do one of these to get in the pub the other day
was worried i'd set it off cause i had to walk up a hill prior n was sweating buckets
was alri in the end

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If you're a hot teenage girl would you rather date a little kid or an older actor with a yacht who takes you to the Bahamas on the weekend?

Well lads, where do you hail from

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tfw you ask someone to repeat what they say, they don't, but then you figure it out 2 seconds later after you process what they said again

Did they write your address down and everything as well?

How are you sure some greasy Andy didn't defile her innocence?

Quite literally the wrong thread. Rookie mistake

Master and servant.

Clandeboye mentioned

bum

McDonalds clan

Currently I would much rather date a lit-- no not getting banned for nonce comments again but you're tempting me

Mcdonald's of course

Oh yeah thank you for that suggestion. After a week of waking up at 7:30 and cycling in to work in the rain and then toiling for 8 and a half hours for shit pay I should come home on a friday and spend my extremely limited free time sitting on my bed reading a fucking book.

>when you accidently make /eire/'s hourly post in the wrong thread

been several pubs as of late and its always just been name and phone number
i always whack down a random bloke i remember from secondary school
been told thats illegal tho, dunno if i believe that

If he posted it in the right thread he wouldn't get any replies for at least three hours.

Lilly Wachowski has said that The Matrix films are actually about transgenderism.

Doesn't bode well for The Matrix 4 does it?

What's The Pale?

everyone is someone in LA

has anyone's life actually changed after reading a book

think not