You have 10 seconds to act as Canadian as possible

习近平同志和党的明智领导万岁!

hi where are the baggd milg
anbd mable syroop for bancakes :DDDDDD

What do you think aboat this goose I adopted?

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I'm not your friend to act like a Canadian, buddy

AAAAAAAH I'M CUMMING FROM MY ASS, AAAAH
PASS THE WEED

Eh, did you know our entire national identity revolves around a coffee chain and burning down some building 200 years ago (that we didn't really burn anyway, but w/e), eh?

It's 12 outside. Oh god, I'm burning up.

Hello

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america is racist

I just drenched an American woman in a real mans syrup

she's a beaut

>some building
Copey McSeethe

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Remember that time we ransacked Toronto (aka York)? That was pretty funny
Still mad we gave you your gay scepter back

I FUCK DOGS AND I LOVE PENIS

>and burning down some building 200 years ago (that we didn't really burn anyway, but w/e),
They have Vimy Ridge if they want to jerk off over their martial prowess anyway.

Tabernak, j'aime du poutine!

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I hate my people
*commits suicide*

Based

Sorry

I rape killed my dog so i can afford to eat meat this week,

I AM A FUCKING RETARDED CHINKOPHILE I LOVE INCREASING RENT PRICES WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT OVERPRICED CHOP SUEY WE NEED THAT COONJABI TO RODBUST FOR 20 BUCKS AN HOUR YOU AREN'T A RACIST?!?!

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peoplekind

>buddy
>right/that's right
>eh
>you know/don't ya know
>'we basically won ww1 and did things british and french never could'
>living within a several hour drive of the american border
>'canada is a socialist country'
>mistakenly thinking canadian brands are not american brands