Literally what happens in Malta like what do people even do here

I heard their passport is extremely good

youtube.com/watch?v=tMes353uc-Y
They have potato blood in their veins

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number 8 according to some websites, one above yours
henleypassportindex.com/global-ranking

No?

stealing other cuntries taxes

so just italians?

youtube.com/watch?v=C7VdeHdBn-g

Mela, it's Tunisian Arabic from the 10th Century. Lots of loan words from Italian and some more recent ones from English

>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BASE YOUR BUSINESS IN A 5% MEDITERRANEAN PARADISE YOU NEED TO PAY 40% TAXES HERE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO FEED THE NIGGERS

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Ylilauta is hosted there

Interesting, maybe this isn’t true but I heard they have an even better version if you’re a member of the Knights of Malta?? Maybe it’s bullshit but I heard it’s one of the best passports possible
I’ll check it out thanks fren
So is it more Italianized now?
What is that?

gambling HQ

if i ever see you posting here again ill jam a screwdriver in your skull

>So is it more Italianized now?
nah, they just absorb some words like any language does
the popular english example is "orrajt" which is just "alright" but pronounced in their cute accent

Oh, the Maltese do many things my Canadian friend, many things...

>Sell Citizenship to non-EU nationals by letting them buy garages, so that said non-EU nationals can get European passports
>Money-Laundering for the Azerbaijani Mafia
>Engaging in Fraudulent activity in regards to EU funds
>divide the island into smaller subsections so as to increase the number of MEPs in the European union
>Assassinate journalists, whilst also attending said journalists funeral
>Have the highest illegal gun ownership per capita in the EU, whilst using said guns to shoot migrating birds with AK-47s
>Elect Glenn Bedingfield
>Bribe European Commission, so you can become Prime Minister of the EU Parliament
>Drink Kinnie

How they still haven't got kicked out of the EU yet, I'll never know.

>Kinnie
that shit is fucking disgusting

it's "less powerful" (only 110 recognize it) but you can have it along with your country's passport

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta_passport

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You don't know the half of it.

I'm sorry that there's not enough corn syrup in it for your liking.

How can I get Maltese passport? How much does it cost?

900.000 euros

shit like this is proof catholics are mentally ill

About a million euros, though is probably more accurate.

you fucking better be, cunt

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Whats point of this, larping as crusader [spoiler]king[/spoiler], lol?

Fun Fact: Coke at some point tried to buy/recreate kinnie. Didn't go through with it though. You tried any other Maltese delicacies? You've got Lampuki, Bunny Rabits, snails, Pastizzis and Cisk Larger.

5-600k€

It's basically a $50'000 souvenir
>"The large passage fee of the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, which was rumoured to be $50,000.00 USD in the 1950s, may have led to the creation of self-styled orders, such as the Sovereign Military and Hospitaller Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, Oecumenical Knights of Malta..."

>Cisk
Yes, a few hundred of them to be exact
>Pastizzis
Pretty sure you get deported if you don't try them your first day
>Rabbit
Yes, but don't care for it

Their pepper cheese is good, I don't remember the name of it though