/brit/

forgot about the sausages

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Was he sucking the golf ball?

Unpopular opinion: Pep Guardiola's tactics were incorrect yesterday and brought unnecessary pressure to Man City, who should've and could've dominated. Instead they got lucky with individual errors.

dont care

somebody mentioned that she's throwing a little party tonight

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howling and screaming

unironically don’t think woody did anything wrong. The allegations are fishy af

Rorke absolutely BTFO
How can he ever recover?

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Am quite partial to wearing these in the Winter but it's far too warm to wear them after that

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no longer able to fit into my already XXXL narrative

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Need him to perish from the face of the earth quick ish

marrying your stepdaughter is pretty weird mate

he married his adopted daughter the moment she turned 18
legal or no, thats extreme noncery

That amount of pics ive seen of "moni" an its a different person everytime

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someone needs to go at him with a nine iron

my dad unironically goes round in batman pyjamas

based

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Thoughts on "gamers"?

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Not wanting people to come here/ endangering the lives of children = want them all to drown

SHE is a WOMAN you fucking FREAK

>the queue when it's the last line of coke

aha

Need to stop showing my /brit/ power level to girls I meet on Tinder haha

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Is he batman?

finna boutta dab on a bombay bad boy lads

who the fuck says I have lain in bed?

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well he's not gonna answer honestly is he

'tism

prefer not to say

Looked pretty normal on the left

abc.net.au/news/2020-08-08/chinese-city-issues-warning-after-bubonic-plague-patient-dies/12538228

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Mate, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you genuinely autistic?

chad

mates gf drunkenly admitted he sucks toes and i cant help but think 'wagwan for battyman'

Me on the right x

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why are Zig Forumstards so easy to bait?

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wow it's pretty clear she's in to this as well

she must be a munter

pretty sure they know it's bait, they just think it's funny to reply

0 all the way, benders make me boke

If this actually works then il scream

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Would love to be able to say foy ourside the confines of /brit/. So many yankisms on a daily basis

nothing gay about that

sad little cunt you are

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he's right tho

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People whomst speaketh correctly.
lie means to recline (ie: I will lie down on my bed after toil)
lay means to be put down (ie: laying bricks)

do you really care that much tho lad? my /brit/ autism exists only within the confines of this shithole

post oh so sexy jordan jones

>sabotaging yourself on social media because you're too insecure to actually believe you can pull it off

You by any chance a bit jealous mate? X

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really do want to pop the adam's apple of every person i see that says 'y'all'

of your pathetic state? No:

Alright Robin. Ive been through Gotham nothing like how its shown on t.v

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oh good he's psychoanalysing again

I know that silly, I've never heard anyone say "I have lain in bed"

evens i message her back
odds i dont
dubs i tell her to fuck off

seasideMARK is apparently dying with heart failure lads

no
people speak french here x

the brightest stars...

there's an online storm brewing because some people are saying that women with autism are different from men with autism and are more extroverted and social than men and don't show any typical traits of autism because they can 'mask', and some people disagree and say that's retarded

>The Yank Experience

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proof?

imagine being slaves to jews so hard that even moms can't decide NOT to jew their sons

Are you angry with me or angry with yourself big man?

don't joke about that

>it's just skin bro, who cares

more gay = more promiscuous?
seems a bit homophobic to me

it's just skin bro, who cares

>Zig Forumstards

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he deleted his video but he said his SPV was acting up and last time he was in an ambulance they wanted to take him in cause his heart rate was up to 240 bpm or something which is nigh on a heart attack basically

he downright refused because of coronavirus and he didnt want to know what was wrong with him because he was scared apparently, then he started talking about how vaccinations gave him fish odour syndrome and he hopes that life after this is good, thought it was bittersweet

yes lads

aha

I feel bad for you sabotaging yourself and then showing it off for attention
it's sad you have so little self worth

quite literally every bender I know is obsessed with sex and making shite little innuendos every 8 seconds

Prude

i'm not im genuinely dampened by it

but that's true
gay men are the biggest thots out there they have bodycounts in the hundreds

once had this exchange with a girl on instagram
made me paranoid she might be a britposter

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really want to live in the rural countryside

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>it's just skin bro

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so autistic

I've never been hit on by a woman but I've been approached by several gay men. Gay people have zero standards and they'll fuck anything that moves.

as opposed to the urban countryside

my bodycount is only 17
and i havent had sex for 18 months

and where did you hear this?

makes my fucking blood boil

he uploaded a late night friday upload

a VF is going to Jay-post you for that.

his deleted videos get archived by someone. where can i find this?

too too too too too too toooooooooo
Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris

dont put yourself down lad
maybe you are unusually attractive

why don't phone thieves just put their finger over the camera lens when they unlock it lol

Thanks for your concern mate x

>a VF is going to Jay-post you for that.

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men in general will fuck anything moving. gays just don't really have the same obstacles

Why do old people take selfies like this. Also "my lawyer" just go one on retainer has he?

17 isnt impressive you massive virgin.

how old were you lads when you stopped showering with your dad?