On behalf of Britain, I formally apologize for the Falklands War. I realize now that the Malvinas are Argentine clay.
Sincerely, Britain
Dear Argentina
Thanks
-Argentina
Les Malouines sont Françaises.
stop apologizing and focus on beating france, we're holding down their french loving chadians who participated in the slaughter of peaceful protestors
There's oil in Sudan. And WMD too.
>On behalf of X, I formally apologize for
You need to go back to plebbit.
>implying
you crossed the border multiple times into areas with suspiciously large uranium deposits, killed defending soldiers and you also have the largest nuclear network
There was also suggestible intel from american security agencies that you committed the precision strike of Khalil, a man who was going to topple your friendly islamist government and save the country
Falklandsöarna are Swedish cläy.
What's this memery again? There's no uranium in Chad, it's in Niger. Also Idriss Déby is not an islamist, and he's actually fought by Boko Haram. Fucking thirdies and their conspiracy theories.
just stop messing with africa evil frog
>Sincerely, Britain
back to karachi you go
Sudan not Chad silly
the border skirmishes, and yes its speculation from an article that mentioned that only France had the precision strike capability and regional interests, quoting an american security firm, long ago
You mean stop to keep upright those failed memetic african state. I wish we do, at least I wouldn't to run across a new thridie conspiracy theory every week.
>Yank spelling
Why would you bother going through the effort of getting a UK proxy if you don't larp as one properly
lol
>maximizing profits through CFA Franc's higher valuation
>countries can't artificially alter exchange rates and cheaper local goods aren't as profitable for export
>currency reserves for those nations in your own
"we're totally not in a profiteering scheme lads"
flattering yourself there (I assume it comes naturally for the french). It has a stabilizing influence and its helpful but its a tilted relationship and a desperate attempt to revive france's colonial lustre like Macron's shameless visit to Liban
I don't genuinely blame you, I blame profiteering corporations that probably cuck the french middle and lower class anyway
The falklands belongs to Portugal
this
not mentioning the shit they've done officially before losing all colony like in Algeria
>Someone said something therefore it's true.
>maximizing profits through CFA Franc's higher valuation
Those yuge profits we make in SSA consisting BTW in, uh, 1% of our trade.
>countries can't artificially alter exchange rates and cheaper local goods aren't as profitable for export
What a great idea in countries such a Africa that basically import everything from meds to car.
>currency reserves for those nations in your own
And then? The entire point of the CFA is to have a money backed on the euro so that it keeps stable.
It has a stabilizing influence and its helpful but its a tilted relationship and a desperate attempt to revive france's colonial lustre
Meme, the empire has always been a burden, it's still is actually.
>Macron's shameless visit to Liban
France has been a friend of Lebanese christians for 1000 years, our president doesn't need Sudan authorization to go there.
loads of yanks post on uk proxies here, it's fucking weird.
Apology accepted, we should form an alliance to stop transphobia and racism around the globe
>1% of our trade.
and how much of theirs?
>The entire point of the CFA is to have a money backed on the euro so that it keeps stable.
I'll give you this, but you effectively have de facto veto power in their central banks. The exchange rate is also subject to european central bank policies which are good but hinder growth for the lads.
>What a great idea in countries such a Africa that basically import everything from meds to car.
So its a hindrance to industrialization? Thanks for that salient point. And to add, you've openly disposed of unfriendly leaders lol
>our president doesn't need Sudan authorization to go there.
then what incentive did he have visiting a former colony and stoking pro-french sentiment?
Man French nationalists are disgusting to the core, interfering in African countries to destabilize them & then crying about muh migrants.
defending your own people is always right
what if a specific (internal) faction takes over, enslaves the nation and makes you work for their interests
oh, no you're not gonna get me into this
I dunno it sounds like a fun thought experiment
What American spelling did I use?
Based
The people of the Malvinas are Argentine
realize