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NOW
Get your burgah
AND
salt salt salt pepper pepper pepper
NOW
Onto the
PAN

I'd poo in her bum

Looks like a dogs dinner

How can I get a gf?

Am hideously ugly over 30 live with my parents fat hairy lazy addicted to pornography
Basically have zero good qualities

would eat the sweetcorn out of her shit

Phwoar bet it smells lovely

it's precisely because scotland wales and ireland has smaller more remote populations on the fringe of the isles that they need their representation . so don't start telling me how it's unfair on england . you have the advantage of largest group in the uk at the centre of all the valuable infrastructure

>schizo canadian
I wonder if he know this fella

Amerilards be like "yo cody bro the wind has blown away my plywood house yo bro thats awesome" lmao XD kek jej scromit

kys

too far

then why would you deserve one?

How do you explain a substantial gap in your CV?

I need to know in case I go for years without getting a job.

just bee yourself

Noticed a new lad at work was eating sandwiches where instead of two slices of bread stacked and then cut in half each 'half' was actually a single slice of bread folded over the filling. I challenged him on this and he said, 'Oh yeah these are foldies, that's how my family makes sandwiches.' Going to be keeping a close eye on him desu.

not worth it. in the next 20 years everyone's expectations for life will seem like a far away dream

Work on yourself so you aren't so disgusting and then try get one

>get a job
>exercise
>get a haircut
>shave
>buy some decent clothes
>stop looking at porn
>look after yourself

shut up, autistic scottish freak child

any old bullshit. i claimed that i was doing gig work online like reviewing new websites and things like that

love seeing rorke seethe about the scots and irish

she ruins it by trying too hard

Was he eating more than one? My Grandad does this if he can't be arsed having a whole jam sandwich so he just folds one slice of bread in half but don't understand why you'd fold two slices of bread individually and take them with you

What do you mean by that? Do you mean that in the sense that most people become mediocre no matter what?

You cannot go anywhere on this fucking website without people discussing black dicks
honestly like it's fucking ridiculous

imagine she took a black dick tho

Fapped to this pic last week. Still regretting it

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getting on the coke and ket and booze tonight with a galdem

cant forget the valium as well to eradicate the coke comedown haha

Yeah he had two, so he had all the components for a proper sandwich.

Should've done more than just challenge him I would've gone straight to HR, ticking time bomb

good lad

Howling

Fucking hell how big is she?

Ah yes.

Gf just sent me this

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if you can't handle a coke comedown just don't do drugs you pussy

]>galdem

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For you

i mean the world is changing drastically . 20 years from now a lot of the thought we have about what it is to live as a successful single man even more distant as boomer salaries and mortgage costs seem to millennials today

tell us a joke lad

pottery

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Imagine the smell.

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