/brit/

honestly feel very privleged to be a man

feel like male bodies are broadly healthy and pleasant to live in (as long as you arent a lazy fuck), whereas women are getting constantly fucked over by monthly painful periods and hormonal mood swings, and running a significant chance of getting their entire crotch ripped open like wet tissue paper if they ever try to have a baby

must be pimp companies renting out office premises for their revolving door of chaturbate camsluts
so many use the same room at different times

Fellas, is it gay to have close male friendships?

All your pics shouldn’t be selfies unless it adds to the plot

Main pic: you doing something fun with your face being clearly visible with a nice smile. Throw a filter on there. It’s gay but women love that shit.

2nd pic: a pic showing off your body. At the beach, on a lake, whatever.

3rd pic: formal attire looking sharp

4th pic: group pic with the lads at a bar or some shit

5th+: pics showing what you like doing. Fitness? Travelling? Etc

nightmare fuel

can feel the presence of the janman lurking over this thread

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Eh, I'd rather not watch an ugly depressed girl but more looking for exploited crying hot women

if youre not sucking each others dicks or anything like that i don't see why itd be gay

One of them even had girls come in to talk during her stream.
The girl admitted some of the toys were communal and they just washed them between use.

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yeah, I can't take pictures like that

either of you ever had non virtual sex?

only women think male friendships are gay, there is nothing wrong with a close brotherhood of men

remembering when i was 16 and a fit lesbian couple moved in next door and told us they were cousins

all me
also been described by some as "quirky" and "bubbly" xx

Shagging is for boys

I am a maker of love

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>The girl admitted some of the toys were communal and they just washed them between use.

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>main pic, have bad teeth
> 2 dont have a great body
>3 awkward pic at cousins wedding
>4 dont have mates like that
>5 holiday with my parents

got it thanks

clogwog shut the fuck up mate
i swear to god

no why

It always depresses me to see the hordes of pakis, africans and araba when I visit England to watch a soccer match.
Absolutely mental how you lot, let 3rd world savages take over your country.
Churchill would be ashamed of you.
Like me, he hated all muslims

would have been so based if you befriended them and went over on weekends after work for wild 3 ways

Important video:

you make it with your left hand

once i told my roommate (female) i was thinking that putting stuff on your ass must feel really good if gay guys are willing to go through all that rigamarole for it, and she lent me her vibrator to borrow for the evening and it was pretty good

nah that never happened but i did go to their wedding :)

owt worth leaving on reddit?

why are you so obsessed

fucked up my post put can't be arsed to fix it just go cowboy mode

must not have been that important hahaha
just confirming my suspicions

>autists
>reliable
>helpful
>caring

>once
grim

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funny how in like 20 years there will be jokes about being so old that you remember corona virus

>using dating apps
don't bother lol
on friday I was at the pub and I chatted up this lady and we went back to her hers and shagged

Yeah. I just find this morbidly curious.

Fallout 4 was dogshit but 76 and everything around its release was flaming dogshit. shame i really really enjoyed New Vegas I was excited to play Blade Runner in the Fallout Universe.

sweet.
did they both wear suits, or both dresses, or one suit and one dress?

in all fairness, all willies are on the small side

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>Boaty McBoatface

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need a gf

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you do realise that you're just as bad as them in our eyes you filthy kike freak

face contorted really weirdly at this post

both dresses & they had the same name

i pre ordered fallout 4 pipboy edition, never have i wasted more money on something so pointless

was always more of an elder scrolls kind of guy myself

oh you hooked up with a woman once? intriguing stuff

phone is so fucked up bro thing wont even charge

Pic one, me at Alton Towers. No filter.
2nd is a selfie showing off my body
3rd is me and my family at cousins wedding
4th is me looking sharp at work
5th is me and the lads playing snooker

right
thats it
1v1 on nuketown - tomahawks only

What the fuck happens if you drop out of uni?

It's prohibitively expensive to go back and loads of jobs these days require a degree even when they don't need one.

>preordering video games

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post Qveens

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just sick of it all

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Seems nice

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night life is dead here pubs only do table service

i will die a virgin in my 30s

havent been to a wedding since i was a kid
but i expect that once i get to a certain age all of my friends are going to start getting married at roughly the same time and there are going to be more weddings than you can shake a sheik at

this happened to me with gta V. sad times never bothered to pre-order anything since which probably saved my ass from getting Fallout 4 really

know all about autism. doesnt change the fact the they're really irritating when they're all aloof and distant while you're trying to talk to them

need a black queen gf

learnt my lesson. never again

youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

dreading this
have no gf to bring

no that was just my latest example

>ive become such a cumslut
why would you post that on twitter

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Once had a subscription to a gaming magazine, yikes

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bought XCOM 2 for £40 and it was decent
friend told me i should get the DLC because its "like a whole new game" but the DLC is £30, which is taking the fucking piss

off to the pirate bay i go, yo ho ho ho
i already paid a fair price, my conscience is clean

LOL

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hurry up

alice was such a bitch

whats this cavalier king charles spaniel... ofcourse it is

>Why would someone post outrageous sexual things online
Look where we are

i once had a sub to two: one pc one nintendo

weddings are a great occassion to meet peope and have casual sex

all the single women become more desperate

t. autistic virgin who has never been to a wedding in his life

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weddings are good places to get a girlfriend my dad says
it makes all the single women terrified they are going to die alone and they temporarily drop their standards by a significant amount

did you spend £150 for whats essentially just a piece of plastic

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virgin energy

It's sad how you lot let the pakis take over your cities.
Take Birmingham for instance.
It used to be a good city.
It is actually where the industrial revolution started.
Now? It's a paki infested shithole.

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imagine being a tory supporter and trying to criticise the labour leader for tax evasion/money obsession

lmao

ahha but its anonymous.

May I take your order please

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why did you reply twice to the same post?

bigmac meal ta finlad

Venlafaxine has done fuck all so far except ruin my sleep

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Beady eyes, SAXON lies.
Muffled Brythonic women's cries.
Welsh children, big and small.
Perfidious Saxon kills them all.