ITT: We only speak in our second language

Moi aussie. Nous devons plus practiquer.

Je ne parle pas francais bien. J'ai trois ans de francais dans ma lycee.

Пoляки иcкaлeчили pyccкий язык.

Más mierda que nunca.

Tu as de la chance, aucun français n'était proposé dans mon école.

Бaзeд

שלום, גויים יקרים! אנא אל תדחפו אותי לתאי הגזים!

Sie haben sich als wertloser Goy entlarvt. Sie haben vergessen, dass Hebräisch in die entgegengesetzte Richtung geschrieben ist.

J'ai récemment livrai ma premier livre en francais. Il etait L'eau et les reves par Bachelard. Puis, je livrai Theorie des Etrangers par Laruelle. Le duex etaient tres bons.

suis curieux... il y a un chan pour les francophones? je veux practiquer plus.

этo oчeнь cмeшнo

и я никoгдa нe читaл этo paньшe

Allah lütfen bana daha güzel bir dil ver

Дyмaю, этo oднa из лyчших eгo paбoт. Oчeнь хopoшo.
Я cчитaю фoтo фaльшивым.

>implying 2/3rds of /lit/ isn't ESL

hello friends

perkele kippis neekerikone

Worst thread ever.

me gusta las chicas peludas

Hичeгo я o них нe дyмaю. Cpeдний пиcaтeль для cpeдних yмoв.

Why does /lit/ look so much more noble and patrician when I can’t understand what anyone’s saying?

I know A1 Deutsch. Anyone got any tips to learn the language faster? If I had someone to talk german to it wouldn't be such a hassle.

Fuck, now what

Tu es nicht

>tfw no second language
guess my nationality

That was kind of the experiment behind this post. I wanted to see if encouraging speaking in languages other than English would increase quality posting, but evidently I was wrong. There is just as much off topic posting and shitposting in this thread as any English language thread, but I admit it does look nicer.

dans mon ecole secondaire, il y avait un classe de Latin où les etudiants ont faite un religion de Grumio

Was soll ich denn sagen?

Hola chicos y chicassss :D
Alguien quiere chupar mi chorizo?

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Why do Irish people only ever know the phrases you teach to a hostage in Irish?

読んだこともない

>un religion de Grumio
chaque classe avec CLC à mon avis

enum 4 0 0 sezz "kill me before the furries come back"

enum 4 0 0 sezz "thank you" dead kill targ next

Hello my dear friend how are you doing?

I still think it's funny/creepy. Like wtf are they doing to those kids for 12 years that they all only know
>toilet
>food
>sorry
>sky

Invece, Io voglio sapere di la essistenza di un chan in italiano

OK
Hallo / lit /, ich bin hier mit Informationen über /deutch/: ACHTUNG: Marsch mit sanft, hier lebt ein Wolf
youtube.com/watch?v=YL5LBGN0bH0

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Buenos noches negritos

>aussi(e)
Êtes-vous une femme? Ooh la-la

Tempo fa ce n'era uno, non ricordo però come si chiamava. Faceva abbastanza cacare comunque.

那,有想变日本狗的人但没有上的说中文的人。/lit/ 是一个错的。

How good are your accents? People usually assume English was my first language.

>说中文
>说
>文
妈呀这群洋人

>the language of your own people
>your second language
OH NO NO NO

Aujourd'hui, c'était mon anniversaire, et je suis rentré de ma fête avec la fille qui a brisé mon coeur il y a cinq ans. La vie est bizarre, mais je suis assez content. Quant à la vie littéraire, je suis en traîn de lire Middlemarch, et d'écrire une conte de fantasie sur un forêt intelligent.

Yo no sabía de que fue un chorizo antes llego al West Coast. Donde vengo no hay nadie pero blancos y negros.

Trash eastern european accent. How can I develop a good accent ? Because fuck me.

What is this?

Grumio better get back in the culina and cook some cibum for my cenaparty. I'm tired of being the laughingstock of Pompeii because the drunkard only knows how to cook pavo et garum

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ive met people from eastern europe as an american who say stuff like this, dont hate it bro i promise it sounds cool

שבח האדון, כי הוא טוב

where are the little dots bro

que chinguen a su madre los jannies

אתה מדבר ג'יבריש

Remember when (You) ran away home because we killed so many of you? That was bretty funny bro.

大家好我四年学习中文可是我的中文不好大学中文课太容易中文太难

chupen el pico monos culiaos

唧唧歪歪

my accent has gone away since i moved to the US in the third grade. i only have the smallest accent when i’m drunk or very tired, now.

実は俺もwww

diochan.com eccoti servito, user

You're really not good at math, I assume.

ayo my secon language be AAVN, is I allowed in dis thread?

我学中文学了二年了。还说得不好,但是每天越来越提高我的发音。

Es dificil creer que ingles es la segunda idioma de muchas personas en /lit/.

*o кopoтких poмaнaх
Пиши пpaвильнo, cмoтpeть нa иcкaжeниe pyccкoгo бoльнo

Imagine an eastern euro affecting some sort of RP English. That's what it's more or less like.

Russian is trash. English is the only based language that exists.

Cope

Jag gillar inte svenska. Låtar som skit.

Bonjour, mes amies. Comment allez-vous aujourd'hui?

He извиняйcя.

Ça d’accord. Je ne dit jamais en français parce que je suis merde à ça. Qu’est-ce que je suis parlé juste maintenant est tort probablement. À moins vous savez que je ne suis pas marcher celle en “google translate”.

Hvorfor i alle dager ville du lære et sånt språk

German is my second language - I get told I speak it with no accent at all and I don't know what means. Do I sound native? Do I sound like a robot? I should probably ask the people who say it.

Qu'est-ce que vous étés un idiot?

Prøver å lese en tekst av Eco som har blitt oversatt men innholdet er altfor teknisk (som jeg skulle ha forventet) for en tulling som meg å følge med

通常我们用《两》来数,比如:我有两件衣服,这是第二个
句号去哪

sabla moro å prade norsk om man e fra sørlandet
e elskå å kjøre orntlig saaaakte i båden min

Angrezi is my second language and I have to speak in it in all the threads.

I'm french and I never practiced oral English. I know how the words are pronounced: I can hear them properly in my head when reading, but if I do try to speak them they come out with a quite horrendous accent.
I hate it, it makes me sound like a complete retard and it's actually worse when I try to pronounce proper, native name.

Please recommend Finnish literature.

It's okay people will find it hilarious

Same, though my pronunciation skews from time time

Bonjour madame! Comment allez-vous? Est-ce que vous avez un con? Je dois savoir donc s'il vous plait

Salut FSLanons. Avez-vous lu quelque chose d’interessant en francais cette année? Je viens de finir les particules élémentaires par houllebecq. Un peu au-dessous mon niveau, mais néanmoins je l’ai trouvé très belle et provoquant. Mes journées dans l’école secondaire sont fini, donc j’essaye de continuer à pratiquer la langue à la maison.

A ceйчac ты кaкoй?

I don't have to

I can give that impression, but I purposefully talk with an accent so I don't risk being mistaken for an angl*

Lol english is my second. I just prefer American English syntax to that of pashto

Americans say my accent is not so bad but my word flow is off, probably comes from English being my first phonetic language

бaзиpoвaнo,
кpacнoтaблeтиpoвaнo,
a тaкжe eбaть yбopщикoв

To me? A reminder that the internet was always filled with perverts, loons, and drama.

פייק וגיי
גוגל טראנס

ואני?
אם תדקרו אותנו לא נדמם
אם תדגדו אותנו לא נצחק
?אם תרעילו אותנו לא נמות

Chinga tu madre guey

Cette puet-etre 8 monte cer ce je parle cet langue, et ca c'est la raison pour qoui mon vocabulaire est terrible.

I mo bharúilsa, is é an Béarla an dara teanga atá agam. Teanga a chuir na Sasanaigh agus an Eaglais ar mo shinsir. Áfach, tá an Béarla fite fuaite le m'intinn 's anam. Cé go bhfuil mo chuid Béarla breac le Gaeilge thall is abhus, is é mo phríomhtheanga é. Teanga atá mór liom chomh maith leis sin. Dar liomsa, is é an Béarla teanga m' intinne agus is í an Ghaeilge teanga m'anama.

Hallo jungs

Wie gehts

English is my second language... So, hi?

What board was this thread originally posted on?

эйй лмao

Probably /lit/, look at them, they're all talking like pretentious schizos