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would bang, ngl
sneed
the gf
did you sneeze while she was eating your ass
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I’ll tell you the story of my life
I can't breathe
freckled freaks forever humiliated
The truth
rhcp? based
Gallic rose
Fuck you both freckles are objectively hot
leave it to me to manage to get UGLIER over the span of 3 months
What happened lad
jews ? love them
nose grew about 2cm and my eyes sunk in a bit
wtf
>Fuck you both freckles are objectively hot
were you bitten by a radioactive jew or something
Brown hands
based
other user isn’t me
dunno, it’s like all my bad features got amplified and my good features minimized. it may have something to do with the fact that the pic I’m comparing myself to was shot in natural daylight, where as it’s 5am right now and I’m using my bedroom light
not sure
you're not me
yeah that’ll do it
whatever happened also appears to have hampered your ability to read board and thread subjects
being ugly and complaining about it is british culture
yanks itt, vocaroo your best british accent for my amusement
don’t encourage them
not sure what to do. might buy some studio lights
my grandpa is scottish
Mental how you brits let the pakis and niggers take over your country.
It's quite tragic to be honest.
You should learn from us how to deal with muslims.
fucking hell that is one ugly man
you fucking brits manage to pull off perfect american accents every time. it’s uncanny
>my grandpa is scottish
my grandmother's grandfather was a Rabbi
just sat down on the toilet expecting a nice normal morning poo like i have done almost every day for the last 10 years and instead within a few seconds of sitting down a big pile of almost-liquid shit just fell out of my ass all in one go
fucking disgusting, and i cant think of anything that might have caused it either - all i had yesterday was potatoes and lamb for lunch and some pasta in the evenjng
You’re quite tragic to be honest
hello r/britain
not all of us are actors
purely going off vocaroos here. the only bad one I’ve seen was mikey’s, but he’s irish
good morning
based tim
what is it with him and sheboons
Best way to find a kinky submissive gf?
might go kneel on a nigger's neck today
dangerous and downright stupid
might jump a pasty mayosapien whiteboi today
Mental how much your country has detiriorated lads.
Back in the 90's as a kid and watching the base Mr. Bean tv show I thought your country was based
Now however?
I feel sorry for you lads.
You country is slowly turning to a 3rd wolrd islamic sharia hellhole.
be a german tourist in Portugal
edition
Israel be kidding me haha
post fucking machines
Jew gotta be kidding me
is shahar still bumbling about on outer Zig Forums or did he leave when he said he would
wonder if i could learn french just by hanging about on /fr/
After today we've got three straight days of thunderstorms followed by a week of rain apparently
>I feel sorry for you lads.
i dont
that ones better, shall be using this from now on
NONCE EDITION
Tommeh Tommeh something
Why are you feverishly staring at my foreskin
Allah is merciful
Yep
Moni's party on Saturday sure will be fun
people say “johnny foreigner” but my name is actually ryan
dc
weather said this week would be sunny but its been overcast and misty since yesterday
convinced they dont have a clue what theyre at
classic lad
da
fob
FOrY (fuck off ryank)
Sorry Ryan Foreigner I'll remember that for next time
thank you i appreciate your cooperation
Mental how you lads let the Labour take your country down the toilet.
Before Blair took office you were 95% white.
Now you are 80%.
In 20 years you will be 50%.
Enjoy living under paki sharia rule lads.
can anyone come? I need friends and im desperate
'eezer goode 'eezer goode
he's Ebeneezer Goode
Desperately want a takeaway but I deleted uber eats to stop myself. Will have to make do with the giant bag of cashews
F
O
Ryan
Y
Yes everyone is invited
There will be 48 cans of Strongbow Dark Fruits available but you may also bring your own alcohol
never understood why im supposed to care about boat people who i have nothing in common with
Mental how jews keep getting outed as pedophiles
you can’t be THAT desperate lad
kiss my arse bitch
>who i have nothing in common with
You're both members of the human race user
i fucking hate ryan
and israel is 0% white
There will also be a livestream of the party on YouTube for international fans of Moni
seriously though why do jews cut the tip of their babies' dicks off
why is she so stretchy
Why do muslims like you ruin the world muhammad?
Fuck off back to syria
I know lad
What does NGO mean anyway?
The rabbis suck it afterwards as well
good skin mate
she will age like wine
Not Going Out
not staying in
just hanging around with my head in a spin
but there is no need to scream and shout
we'rrre not gooing out
mudslimes do it as well though
mental
Desperate for an upper-class gf of the Verity Bowditch variety
horse riding loosens up the body
Hit a nerve did he? Not as many nerves as jews slice through when they mutilate baby dicks
On the tram right now with a 7kg room divider that I'm lugging to my new flat
>The ancient method of performing metzitzah b'peh has become controversial. The process has the mohel place his mouth directly on the circumcision wound to draw blood away from the cut. It has been documented that the practice poses a serious risk of spreading herpes to the infant.
What the fuck de lads