Why couldn't Spain retake Portugal?

They're literally surrounding them.

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because they were btfo every time

one day, my friend... one day

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they scammed us by doing every single battle at siesta time.

>Blocks your path

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Nafris and blacks hate each other

they can't even take Gibraltar, a speck of dirt in their own cunt. what makes you think they could take Portugal

CAN´T WAIT FOR YOU TO TRY. YOU WILL PAY FOR MUTTING OLIVENÇA

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damn brp where is their honor

>le epic 200 archers meme

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they learnt from the best

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>OLIVENÇA

então não sabes queTenerife era vossa até que fizemos queixinhas ao papa e tiveste que sair de ali....

They were pivotal in the Peninsular War Satan

pois sim, e Ceuta também

>Drake-Norris Expedition
Yeah fuck you.

kek

>get dragged into the war by the angloide
>urr durr we saved you

>The singular anti-brit Portuguese poster

You never rest

retard

The interior of portugal is very mountainous

right? it even looks like how romania was before 1920

Based

Fuck the fako a*glo

napoleon invaded because portugal was a british ally who refused to stop trade with the uk

>someone who hasn´t read the fuck ups of beresf*rd and how the anglo helped the french transport massive ammounts of gold plundered from Portugal

the eternal anglo cries out in pain as he hits you

Both of the Armada's cancel each other our Diego. Actually no they don't, because Spain was at the peak of their powers with inbred Hapsburg backing while England was still only slowly rising.

And why did he destroy the Bourbon dynasty in Spain, causing a massive guerilla war?

Saying Britain "dragged you in" is retarded, we're long term allies that naturally support each other's interests.

I don´t. and i will teatch my sons if i ever have any, who our real friends are and who our enemy is

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>each other's interests.

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all in all id say let them gipsies keep their tribes separate, so they have higher chances of developing economically beneficial, inbred societies on their own ;)

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Yeah that shithole in Africa overrides everything else

>why couldn't napoleon take Portugal?
he literaly ocupied the 2 major cities
Geography is our biggest defense layer, followed by a population that does not like foreigners. Our armies only had to stall the invaders, attrition did the rest.

finnaly you say something smart