Day 7 of nofap, cold showers, intense daily exercise and meditation

>Day 7 of nofap, cold showers, intense daily exercise and meditation.
Today everything felt so clear, it is as if my entire body was awake, the clarity that I felt was one that I had never felt before, I felt connected to the entire universe.
In one of my 2 hours-long meditations this afternoon, I have entered into contact with the Ashtar command, a being of light appeared to me, he told me that Americans should refrain from posting here, he also ranted for 15 minutes against the Turks but I didn't quite understand what he was saying, he was speaking Ashtarian, you see.
I felt like I should inform you of this event.

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Well I fucked your mom and felt more connected to the world than meditation can

I seem to recall now that the being of light told me you would post this, and that in truth you were a virgin

yesterday i ate like 5000 calories and fell asleep at 5 pm and woke up at 5 am today.
Its only 9 and ive already eaten a tub of yogurt, bowl of spaghetti and 2 bowls of cinnamon toast crunch. ive also already jerked off twice in the last 3 hours.
I haven't even attempted exercise in over 2 months and have gained 40lbs since December

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>tf
>tp
Checks out

Why are you doing this to yourself?

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eating and fapping are the only things that give me joy in life. the rest of the time im just fighting off depressing thoughts

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It's only placebo effect, user.

Pleasure and happiness are very different things, stop doing all the things that give you momentary pleasure if you want to feel better, also, mediate to relieve stress.

Lose weight

Lol yolo

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I too fucked your mom and it was incredible

Don't you want your penis to also get a nice tan?

I jo'd 4 times in the past 24 hours and yet still i have a qt latina begging me to fuck her

The being of light also told me you were a virgin incel seething schizo, those were his words

And what did you eat all this time?

you must be 18 to post on this board

Started to get red on the balls, so I took my precautions.

Cool!

You must be thinking of the wrong guy I just told you I've been fucking your mom

You can say whatever you want mate, you're still a virgin incel seething schizo, the Ashtarians have spoken

Is nofap an inside joke or something? Maybe my test is too high for nofap since I lift 6 days a week, but the time i tried it went like this:
>week 1, 5 wet dreams
>week 2, 4 wet dreams
It hurt my sleeping schedule so badly, not only did I have trouble falling asleep, I almost never got a full night's sleep, since I had to change my sheets and take a shower in the middle of the night. Stupid fucking meme

Seriously jean you got the wrong guy

No

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It has nothing to do with having high test, you just can't hold your juice bro

This happen to me as well,

this is what low test people tell themselves

I jerk off regularly and frequent the gym almost every day

I never understood this nofap shit, I coom when I want and then I coom again and I still feel at the top of my game

It's not about feeling anything retard, it's about having control over your body, discipline if you want. If you want to be a slave to your cooming urges, go ahead

I'm afraid I too have had sex with your mom OP and during the post-coital meditation I recall the light being appearing before me and saying I am NOT a virgin and actually a pretty cool guy and that if you heard from him that I am a virgin it's not true he was only saying that as a prank

>do 30 minutes of intense cardio everyday
>do 400 crunches everyday
>lift every day
>haven't had a drop of alcohol in months
>barely eat sugar
>fap almost everyday because I feel like I "deserve" it
Help me bros