Do you have a gf Zig Forums?
If I had one I wouldnt be here.
I had a few and I can tell you, it's not how you think it is
Ofc I do
Just fucked and she's falling asleep on top of me.
How does it feel?
"No!".
Why yes, I do.
No. Coworker told another qt that we would make a great couple and she said I’m too old
yes. she is you
I've been in an intimate relationship with the maid on those little boxes of raisins for over a decade now.
I understand that it is unconventional but we're very much in love.
yes, an asian one with a D-cup of tits (still can't believe I managed to get one of those)
No
i don't believe you, post pic.
I'm really happy for you two. You will have a prosperous and fruitful relationship, God willing.
ge zijt aan het liegen. Er zijn amper Aziaten in België en dan hebt gij der een met een D-cup
We didnt speak for 2 days because she was annoyed at me for not helping her clean
>tfw no 50% latina, 30% lebanese, 19% italian and 1% MENA gf
geen leugen man
er zijn er inderdaad niet zo mega veel maar heb er wel degelijk eentje met een D-cup kunnen strikken
As of like a 1.5 year ago, no. This time has been pretty miserable for me. I took a new job in a new town only to find I really don’t like my job or where I live. On top that, there’s next to no people my age here. Then corona came along and forced me into isolation. Now I just hole up in my shitty old apartment 24/7 and get literally 0 social interaction let alone a date. I’m 27 anons. I can’t afford to keep living in isolation or ill find myself 35 and alone forever.
Mine has small tits but an amazing butt for an Asian so it balances out.
25 year old never had a gf
had sex one time so at least im not a virgin
same :(
I see you regularly here too
Man ge hebt geluk. Van welk land is ze?
En zijt ge een Vlaming of buitenlander?
You need to teach her that cleaning is women's work.
>25 year old never had a gf
you should be thankful
I have never in my life had a girl express mutual affection towards me
i'd rather die a virgin than only have sex once and never again
it's game over for u
I have a wife and a child on the way. Idk how it happened. One minute I was shitposting on Zig Forums then now I'm gonna be a dad.
Time is flying.
>you should be thankful
retarded fuck
But im so lonely bros
pls dont buly
>Idk how it happened
you have a nice face and bones in all the right places, that's how
not bullying you
just saying it's worthless to lose your virginity if you can't get a long term gf u can fuck
no but i have a bf
I have a wife and 2 kids.
I don't like to go out and do stuff so I don't want a gf
>128490577
Anons who joined Zig Forums in their mid-teens are in their 30s now.
If you haven't met somebody by then it isn't an appearance thing.
how aren't you dead yet?
Can you post pics of your kids?
because contrary to popular belief its actually easier to be gay in an arab islamic country than to be straight
Congrats user!
Can confirm. This city is literally filled with faggots from saudi and iran who are international students rn
Nope
But I have posted my wife
I dont believe you.
Condorless sex?
Maleisië, ze is geadopteerd
Ben een Vlaming (alle generaties zo ver ik kan teruggaan zijn Vlaming)
Arousing pictures?
Who would have sex without a condor involved? What the fuck?
>But im so lonely bros
get yourself some friends, leave women alone
IQ63 detected
Man ge moogt blij zijn, ik wens u nog veel geluk.
Get the joke
Condor
Condom