My Volkswagen burns 1 quart of oil every 1000 miles. Why did you do this to me Germs?

My Volkswagen burns 1 quart of oil every 1000 miles. Why did you do this to me Germs?

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I'm not even trolling you I have no idea what quart is and I'm sure neither does any German

That's what you get for not buying American you fucking commie

It's equal to around five cubic bullets

>1 quart
can you please use non-retarded units?

>measure volume by jugs
>measure speed by rope
>measure weight by stone
>measure length with BBC

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a quart is 1/8 litre

You have to change the piston rings

this is literally the standard size for oil containers, although you need like 5 or so of these to fill up your car

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Buy a proper car next time

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A quart is .94 liters

>proper car
>posts a Renault
ohnonononoooooooo

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they don't even sell those here

kek

What is that in ouncez per block?

renault is shit, european cars are shit

Model? Check the forums for your car’s model and year. It may give you an answer for the problem.
You fags have stopped making soulful cars some time ago.

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Why the fuck aren't you mutts using the metric system?

Burning oil?
Yeah mate, probably your piston rings are shoot.

Also, engine wear happens to all vehicles. It really depends on the owner, but some manufactures are prone to be unreliable. I personally have problems with cars that are difficult to fix, or that the spare parts are too expensive. Personally i avoid Italian and french cars because their suspension is definitely not made for Brazilian pot holes.

The problem with my car is that they stamped the #2 piston ring upside down for a lot of the engine types like mine.

name one popular Brazilian car that is not European...

how many hawk bladders is one quart?

hello french bro
is peugeot shit?

Get it fixed from a decent mechanic , not a jewish one nor a redneck cousin fucking hillbilly one either.

So it was the Germs making you so oil hungry all this time! And people kept blaming America for all those wars.
Those sneaky Germs...

>lose both world wars
>change strategy
>get US addicted to oil so they start wars for you

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My Subaru burns more than that.

wtf

Buy a proper car next time

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>Fiat - Fix it again, Tony

hahaha
here we used to say
[f]ui [i]inganado (correct spelling is enganado(fooled) but phonetically sounds the same) [a]gora é [t]arde
I was fooled now it's too late