/brit/

Ponytailtoil is a grim existence. Trust me, cut it all off now

youtu.be/_IHIw9S4Vdw

>OMG user we have to eat here!
how do you respond?

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there is alway a /brit/ no matter what

The sun never sets in the British empire

Occasionally post here after getting in from nights out until 5:00am and it’s still going

how come

no we don't
be quiet

theres just too many joggers in my neighbourhood lads
not racist just how it is

*strolls into thread balls-naked*
youtube.com/watch?v=lk0alJGhSp0

youtube.com/watch?v=_qyw6LC5pnE
this trailer sold me on the franchise
tomorrow i'm moving, if at the end of the day i'm done i'll start the marathon
familia here i come

It's just a pain to manage and you look like a gimp.

Grim.
Looks like a shitty pizezeria owned by smelly pakis or arabs.

fuck n words on the real tho u know what im sayin

My mother is a big fan of UK television, she loves the countryside scenery depicted. Recently she's stopped watching her favorite shows, and when I asked her why she says that they've started shoving in too "gypsy and chinese" (probably means middle eastern and asian) characters and doesn't feel the program is authentic anymore.

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Mommas boy poopbutt

post fucking machines

mate of mine had a ponytail throughout secondary school and he got relentlessly bullied for it
he rocks a fortnightly number 1 buzzcut nowadays I think

FOFT (Fuck Off French Twats)

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haven’t seen one since tokyo drift
mental that it’s still going let alone got more popular

already look like a gimp desu

Mine was in uni, cut it off before graduating to go on job interviews. Have never regretted it.

based stefan's mam

Just let it be what it is bro

my willy gets half hard just thinking about the inactive joggers sexually harassing white lasses right outside my flat

aussies, the eternal simps for britain, keep the thread alive no matter what

dunno what grim /israel/ thread you came from mate but racism doesn't fly in /brit/
take your bigotry elsewhere

3 & 4 were wank, but the 5th one was legit amazing and completely revitalised the franchise. Then in 6 they brought back Michelle Rodriguez, who had died in 4 but actually didn't because....reasons, and didn't tell the actress until she saw her picture in the post-credits scene of 5.

It's FOF for "fuck off frog".

want to text the toilfu but know nothing about her except uni and major

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Can't wait to see how Dom and la familia beat Jakob...he's faster...stronger...been training his whole life...FUCK bros how can Dom do it?

based SKS chad

>because....reasons

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bit racist that

this.

fuck you
be quiet

The piss is looking nice and clear

Whom are you quoting?

I am trans. I transition in my teens a decade ago.
I have Georgian family members, Romanian neighbors, Bulgarian work colleagues and Russian friends.
Not any of them give a shit and other than the occasional joke or curious question they are totally chill and cool. All of them.
Meanwhile, whenever I get shit online (and rarely also irl) for being trans it is always from ethnic Brits (usually working class), niggers or muslims.

thought this would be the case. SAD!

This is what I would do if I was elected PM of Britain:
1) Ban islam.
2) Close down all mosques, islamic schools/centres., halal restaurants.
3) All pakis and niggers will be given 1 week to pack all of their belonging and then they will be deported back to their 3rd world shitholes.

This is the only thing that will save Britian from becoming a 3rd world sharia hellhole.

i have a willy

dc;da

>be rorke
>put on israeli proxy
>cry about muslims all day
sigh

hello all

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would love to do something like this
not too fussed about the exact routing but seems like something fun to do
Maybe even Cape Town - London - Singapore

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morning lad

based JFs:
>Finlad
>Stefan the Serb

unbased JFs:
>the J*w

oh look he posted it again
thrilling..

fuck off shahar you subhuman fat shit

>it is always from ethnic Brits (usually working class), niggers or muslims.
Why does so much hatred come from England?

No shit sherlock

got a maccies half price today lads
reckon it had a noticeable effect on my happiness
consoomtoil done a number on me

WELL YE JUST KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

>banned from online game
Some scottish cunts were griefing me so I did the usual scottish insults and the likes.
They report me to who I assume is their friend and mod, who has a word with me even though I had no clue that dude was a mod and didn't say anything about being a mod.
Then he bans me later on.
Scotts are subhumans.

ah yes, I’m sure weeks of driving through Siberia will be thrilling
provided you don’t get beheaded in the Congo first

alright lad. how did you sleep? did you dream of anything good and/or sexy?

go dilate you fucknig weirdo

cheers, how's it going

95% of that would be spent in shithole no infrastructure places.

Le literally who attention grifting spic shill

womp womp

hes not even ugly, what the fuck happened

Fast food releases loads of feel good chemicals because of the massive calorie content

le friendly aussie

baking mate, bollocks are like soup

What's uks opinion on Dr. Peacock?

youtu.be/GA3CnBNwVFw

evening emmett

can't complain lad, quite a mundane dream actually given mine are usually quite wacky

youtu.be/9YO5ruvFSCU

Get fucked mate

maccas : based
maccies : cringe

reckon the aussies have out brited the brits with this one and also in general

creep on a bike

Got an emergency alert at 6:55. Woke me up