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This but with your little anime waifu’s face

I claim brit for Oranje
bow down, anglo scum

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First wrestling now this, he is practically a celeb at this point.

Refuse to believe that there's actual posters here that eat their lunch in the toilet. Reckon that poster mentioned it as a wacky joke but there are so many freaks here that no-one thought it was unusual enough to be untrue

Why would a practicing Catholic intentionally refer to God with a lower case g?

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Not even finished my legs and been here for nearly 1hr. Need to do back and core too. Love the gym, hate the time sap. Thank Christ I bought my own gym, imagine working out with a bunch of smelly mongs you don't know. Imagine sharing the same equipment with disgusting sweaty pigs.

I do not have an anime waifu I just like anime that make’s me think n reflect

how long before you get bored of a new gf?

>Refuse to believe that there's actual posters here that eat their lunch in the toilet.
elvis did it, so it can't be that impossible some sperg on Zig Forums does it

Listening too much motorhead chuck berry there pal

lmfao look at the freak

My internet money went up 25% over night

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Used to eat lunch in the car park on my work experience program but that was because the office was full of genuinely horrible people who abused me daily.

t. using a fucking bowflex lmao

horrifying sight

eating spaghetti currently

): The staff let me out of the mental hospital because I'm a good boy..

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A practising Catholic wouldn’t use the Lord’s name in vain.

*hacks your mainframe*
thanks for the free money, pal

You been peeking at my Spotify?

Yeah well Elvis also took a lot of drugs and was generally just an unhinged motherfucker

Imagine associating with someone who is literally a sex offender. There is no coming back from that.

>tfw only bought 300 chainlink when it was $2.60

its mad how he always ends up getting captured on camera, shame its not when hes committing sex offences in toilets

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Am wanking myself to the point of psychosis. 82 times in August.

youtube.com/watch?v=l68P6SCZfbE

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Based foorycoory

You hear that “Danzig sings Elvis” album em

god i hope trump wins again, purely just to spite insufferable cunts like him

stop it

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youtu.be/jmRdngoHgSk
of course

the cat was screeching outside so went to see what she was doing and there was a mangled black stray cat trying to rape her, it ran off when it saw me

That’s more than five times a day. Mental.

>tuff stuff 6 pak
>bench, rack and barbells
>other items like ab rollers and dumbbells
Fully kitted out, only cost me 3k.

Same old aussies, keep on lying

what a sighting

lmao it's the freak from the buckingham palace pic

cannot fathom how desperate you'd have to be to be attracted to ribena

wibena

Going to join 77 Brigade Reserves and put my shitposting skills to good use

looks like a socially awkard nerd trying to look heavy metal with long hair

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reading about joey deacon
brits are cunts is all i'll say

>Am wanking myself to the point of psychosis. 82 times in August.

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>5’8
IT’S OVER

The honeymoon period lasts until she does something that annoys you in my experience. If it’s meant to be, then you’ll be able to tolerate her even during the times when she drives you round the bend. Otherwise, it will eventually lead to the breakdown of the relationship.

would post pic but rangebanned atm

not a care in the world, he just doesnt give a shit anymore

>girls with small tits love nipple play because it feels good
love when clueless virgins type such rubbish

Trying to force jew pipe into showing me this clip. Not gonna take "Video not available" as an answer.

Reach al capone level of slippery here

rollin them bones till the foreman come back

I'd 8 2 be a barca fan, hahaha

Taliban are pumped full of opies when they're sent on a sui bomber mission. When they're shot, they often carry on unless it's a fatal hit. Imagine seeing one run at you with a vest and the opie look in their eyes. You'd brick it big time.

>would post pic but
post it on imgur and post the link here

state of it

Eat some of Dr. Kellogg’s corn flakes breakfast cereal.

kek

*stabs them with a narwhal tusk*
heh, nothing personality kid

Cute

>but user you're cute/smart/funny/a catch

t. girl who would never go out with me

unlawful post

post your dried out broomstick jew dick please

Cant argue but thegood thing talibans did in afghanistan was forbiding opium growth. Brought stability to the region

dinner: 3 meat and cheese pies in the oven
living it large and in charge

>3k
I paid $175 for a bench, rack, barbell, weights, and a weight tree lol

gf keeps worrying that she's boring me with her texts about her getting out of the shower, and general doddering about
just like talking to her, don't really care what

horderve nob at it again

>vegan
>want to join army and am prepared to butcher humans

Howling

Took me 2-3 months IIRC. Still debating whether or not to break up with her.

One of mum’s friends keeps flirting with me and I don’t know how to tell her the fact she would have been almost 50 when I was born means I’m not at all interested

cant wait till the republicans shine the light on her sketchy ass past plagued by unethical misconduct and violations of during her legal career

cant see the media bringing up all those mistrials and and abuses of power she was literally charged with though, meanwhile in the news, orange man bad

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You can’t fucking have this foreskin, begone jew

Why wasn't I born in Yorkshire

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>outer Zig Forums
Shan’t

Dosent look very dutch now does it?

must've done something in your past life to be punished so

moron

will post in a bit, dont want it to get cold

getting 2 day bans for replying to off topic posts is fucking retarded
that's actual reddit nigger style moderation
kill all nigger faggot mods and all nigger faggot jannies

I wouldn’t go out with most of them either, so it evens out.

That said, I did manage to get a girl who said this to me to be my gf once. Although, I think the reason it worked was because it was incredibly obvious
in other ways that she wanted my dick.

when i grow up i want to be efamous

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I've got a mad resistance machine that's versatile. That was 2250 alone.
Rest is gym grade kit. Plates are expensive rubber ones so I don't crack the floor.
I like fancy items anyway, don't mind throwing money at something I'll use.

don’t like women being in media, makes me feel angry

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i know i mentioned it earlier but if you're having girl issues then wack an old album of the streets on, simple as

four and twenty i assume

What’s moronic about that

Perfectly good equipment, dude barely used it, got it for a steal before the rona

i got a warning for posting "here we are then all the lads"

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miss my old housemate
chris if you're out there, you were a good la

Did a giggle
vm.tiktok.com/ZMJMGrbvH/

>trusting chinese data

Wager a guess the bottom too are the most likely

Its an old Zig Forums meme

had sex again last night

cannot fathom how the f*moid “””brain””” “””””functions”””””

it's mrs mac's for me

>i want to rigourosly study astrophysics then spend 6 months eating tomato puree
vs
>i want to do nothing but make videos and make £10ks a video

When I was that age I wanted to be a CBBC presenter which I suppose was the equivalent to YouTuber back in't day

actually very concerning stat that. tbf all kids do these days is stare at a scree and their mong parents allow it because it keeps them quiet and out of the way.

i don't take women as seriously

>cracking the floor
Do you not have a garage with a concrete floor you can lift in?

state

you have to be over 18 to post here

unironically want to be a nigger when I grow up

New 10k record for me today lads.

sub 49 mins

sargent's for the large beefy chunks also

*hits pipe*

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NEVER drink a hot frickin water

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think i’m a genuine misogynist lads

Yes I do drive a forklift
Yes I do wear a Rolex

>NASA astronaut candidates must also pass a demanding physical. Among the requirements:
>a height of between 62 and 75 inches
lanklets btfo

He dosen't look 17 at all really. When he said 25 i was like yeah

this runescape?

I wanted to be a Youtuber growing up too. This was before it became a viable career path. In retrospect, I might have made a name for myself if I stuck with it, but I was stylistically ripping off other YTers I liked at the time, and my production values were shit. I hate my voice and think I sound like a poof too.

you really are a moron who has no idea about this stuff

he does have a point though you have to admit

Hat

i am over 18

why not be a youtuber
make the money and then spend your life in permanent study?

BUH BUH BUH BASED

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only NHL18 real ones know

most men are

Shut the fuck up you stupid kraut bastard and such my dich faggot lmao

>why not be a youtuber
the likelihood you'll succeed is stupidly low and kids go at it like it's a guaranteed thing
many stories of kids leaving school to try and 'make it'
doesn't work out
be realistic

>6'4
IT'S OVER

Tiles, it's a bit of a cheap build tbqh. Kitchen is cracked already. Want lino but it's such an effort to sort and we'll do the whole kitchen at once init.

jesus was a forklift driver