/brit /

Napoleon was the greatest Italian to ever live

cooming straight outta compton

Yeah, swedes......

Very hard to find a girlfriend while lying on the sofa reading manga. Not one girl has walked through the front door and introduced herself to me yet.

Haven't had sex since February going to stop wanking though not going to coom again unless it is inside a woman's vagina.

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I'm a 514 man myself desu.

Bought this from mum's loaned money. 105€ Pretty swell.
I do wonder, I wonder indeed.

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Step aside anglos

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might have a wank
might not

Have toiled for 8 years at 3 different toils and no cotoiler wanted to shag me yet

*smashes a hole in the wall from the previous thread right next to the wide open door*

>janny's face when he sees how early this thread is

for me, it is the occasional ftm on reddit.com/r/transpassing/ that completely and utterly mogs any mtf out of the water in terms of passing

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Since March.
I'm a porn addict and need student pussy wrapped around me.

Ill just go, it will probablly be fun

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Nice leather jacket mate, you in charge of the waltzer or the dodgens?

BREAKING: Lewis Hamilton on pole for the #SpanishGP ahead of team-mate Valtteri Bottas

Yugoslavian, Middle Eastern and African migrants. The grenades used in particular are exclusively Yugoslavian leftovers from the war.

...NAPARTE

*sinks half your ships and captures the rest*
nothing personnell boney

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Friend works in a restaurant and one of the women said she would shag him. Didn't seem to think it was an offer though so he just laughed and got back to work.

>swedes
lol

Used to regularly shag my old manager who was in her late 40s and it was nice to start with but ended up quite grim because 40 something women are actually really shit to be around. Motivated me to stop giving energy to outlandish sexual fantasies and focus on normal things like peng young ting

why is ireland on that

Tried masturbating to ftm earlier today. Not easy.

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Can’t believe I missed the chainlink moon

you arrive in manchester

manny on the map

salford. home.

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Rude

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French just forever fucking around in west africa

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Is Salford rough

You know you live in a Deano village when there's too many beauty salons and a Miller & Carter

no right minded man should spent more than £30 on ANY piece of clothing

Also haven’t shagged since February
the closing of the clubs has been dire for my willard

Most of it yes

According to the Economist and Fortune500 research, 10% of mainland Chinese companies pledged money to the Communist Party of China, while in the USA, nearly 50% of American companies pledged money to Black Lives Matter following the death of George Floyd.

Any /HPPD/ man in?
Feels good to know I permanently fucked my vision due to drugs.

Yeah let me just wear crap shoes to prove I'm a real man.

Except shoes

nothing special. you wouldn't look twice at it if it didn't have the tommy hilfiger logo though. if you need some advice/tips, just ask...

frustrating innit
reckon bitcoin might have another resurgence when the global economy tanks because of the corona hysteria?
need to buy some drugs anyway for in case i decide to suicide in future
can't find barbiturates though only benzos, and opioids are well expensive

for me, its the freaks

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Media City and the Jewish suburbs: no
The paki estates: yes

the bachelor pad

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What are your symptoms

This is after 1 year of destroying body chemistry.
I see why so many kill themselves.

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What coat are you getting for 30 quid?

About half a year ago the police in serbia i think caught an old wv golf with 68 grenades hidden inside. 68 grenades. In an old fucking wv golf. Mental. The smugglers were on their way to gothenburg or stockholm.

Grenade attacks are like a fashion statement here i think, every self respecting criminal must do at least one.

youtube.com/watch?v=geL6eYSUNvo
todays state mandated viewing. wheres wally?

>reddit.com/r/transpassing/
>99% don't even come close to passing
HOWLING

completely forgot changing oil was a thing you needed to do with cars
been driving for a year without doing it and now my engine looks like a mud pie

just needs a bit of work done, that's all

wtf is wrong with sweden

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need cigs but ive still got mega opioid withdrawal sneezes and i dont want people to think i have the virus

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It's cruel to enable this self mutilation

Not much for viewing payed state propaganda trying to advance a narrative.

holy peng

Very helpful of the lefties to adopt this uniform so we can easily recognise them

And to consider hating le tories a personality trait

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>mum's loaned money
so you're a bender and a zoomer? lmaooo

Yeah with a wrecking ball ahaha

>when you realise you've spent the last 3 years pumping life changing hormones into yourself, costing thousands of dollars, and you still look like a man but now you've got tits

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Always find it strange finding out something i would never have imagined about a country

It's not only enabled but encouraged. the kikes convince kids who are confused about their sexuality or feeling insecure about their bodies that they MUST be trans
it's disgusting

What ethnicities are Swedish gangsters? I saw some mad videos of lads in balaclavas shooting a Kalashnikov out of the window of a beamer at night time on the streets of Stockholm during lockdown.

what's your point

watching philip defranco from the philip defranco youtube channel starring philip defranco of philip defranco fame