/brit/

teletext edition

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Lovely

www.teletext.ch

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I shall not touch my penis ever again, take this pledge with me

>tf
why am I not surprised

remember in the pub when they used teletext to see the other scores before the advent of smartphones during half time

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A 14 year old boy had consensual sex with his Spanish teacher.
Oh wait No
>Her name was Consqeulla and she raped him.

Kek this is me

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dun dun duuun duun duuun duuunn dun dun duh dun

thinking about getting an old radio

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team sports is the opium of the masses

>Uncapitalized
He had it coming

what is the premise of this show

Got a face only a mother could love and no mother

there's people starving in this world; which i hate
and yet tv programmes are just going to waste food for show
it ain't on

just had a look at r/cocaine. What a grim little place

>depression
Literally just sit in the sun while drinking orange juice and doing some exercise

just back from tj maxx lads

chebs

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Fat shaming goes brrr

just had a look at /brit/. What a grim little place

If you're going to follow any doctrine or gnosticism you should recognise its most radical form as the ideal to strive for. Now I spend my days a little secular and porn has ruined my mind but if I were to raise my children in a perfectly isolated space I'd want them to be into philosophy, natural sciences and if it came to religion, to be deeply Islamic.

there is literally nothing wrong with fat shaming
fats are disgusting

Coke is a grim money sink for a shitty short lived high

Will never understand chronic cocaine snorters

whats the story of the webm though. are they measuring the skinny girls snacks

Reddit drug subs are full of fucking weirdos lol
Imagine sitting at home slamming a bag of coke while posting on reddit about it

those people shouldn't have had so many kids if they didn't want them to starve

Hard pledge. Masturbated to ftm and twinks earlier today so by means of cleansing my palate I must masturbate to lesbians or hetero later today.

>Depression

Have you tried eating weed, getting into a float tank and then running up a few hill?

Luv /brit/

won't shaming them just make them fatter though

i believe the Deep State exists and that it operates fairly similarly to the Enclave from Fallout

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For me its r/lean

i understand getting home after a few drinks and posting on the internet before you go to bed but actually sitting at home snorting lines and posting on reddit or whatever and talking to strangers, nah

got an email with chinese writing saying dont delete you have won a 100£ amazon gift card lol how lucky am i

I think the allure is that its not an overpowering high like say mdma where you’re a mess. And of course its addictive qualities. Definitely hits something in the brain that makes you content to spend so much on it

I wonder who drawed that girl.

I can't i need sunscreen but then i need to shower which i cant do too often. Fuck my life fuck my british heritage.

I can never reconcile the cost with the high, it just doesn’t float for me

for me its r/gooncaves

>he wasn’t in the rugby team

I think so yeah

probably some Chinese bloke

Fats look like victims.
When I see my fat mum I feel bad for her. Makes me think of a baby. She needs to diet and I told her that before, despite her being fairly healthy.

internet is full of weirdos overeager to share their experiences cause normal level headed people with lives don't do such things

why are they like this

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Agreed, but it gets you laid and therefore worth the price every now and then

the look

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Jesus Christ, r/cocaine is exactly what I thought it would be

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>teamsports
Have an IQ over 95, sorry.

>r/gooncaves is a subreddit dedicated to people showing off their setups for watching/worshiping porn.

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>Saint Barthélemy, Rwanda, Ethiopia, Albania, Djibouti, WESTERN SAHARA....

imagine these are my choices for international travel atm, unfuckingreal

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drugs xD

Mad how cryptocurrencies are here to stay for the rest of our lives

>tried eating weed
Like straight up the leaves?

what if power and internet goes out?

www.reddit.com/r/uklean

LADS

Corr blimey

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Oh my lord

wow that is absolutely pathetic, I hope I'll never turn out like that tbhdesu

Drugs are best around dumb people and smart people
Never do drugs with midwits because you get redditor shite like this

the lads at mine were mostly alright but some of those most cringiest people ive ever meet are those rugby players who try to be one of the 'macho lads'. The kind of guys were try to show off they know drinking games and what not, absolute embarassment

Fair point but it wouldn't matter anymore. We'd have much bigger problems. The state would confiscate your gold and silver as well, innit. Laws would be changed and you'd be drafted within months.

Thanks mate i needed to hear that

Lad she's a fatty. All fatties have big tits. It's not impressive. And redditor girls are by far the most annoying bitches in the world

Lads any good doco series on English pre-tudor dynasties?

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Show the skinny person's weekly intake and the fat one's weekly intake. Then they make each other live on the other's diet for a week.

It's funny watching them bully the anorexics into eating a an entire pizza or 4 bacon butties. Probably even more funny than watching the fat one wolf down a can of coke and an apple and having to just sit there feeling hungry

Jesus christ /r/ gooncaves is absolutely insane
What the fuck is wrong with some people

hopefully they should store the currency in non volatile memory

a lot of bans being handed out for racism these days

rorke well and truly on the ropes.

holy fucking rare

reading the mask (dark horse)

yeah

Mad how with the rapid decline in the use of physical cash it will be easy to swap national currencies with an international currency controlled by a single group of people. One day you could say the wrong thing and all your money could be deleted ad they would pretend it never existed

2nd can of stella down the hatch

Don't care, i'll allow her to snort my cock.

N E W
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reading the novelisation of the film the mask

need this movie to come on vod desu

not a nonce just looks like a good kino simple as

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weirdo niche subreddits are fine so long as the users accept and acknowledge they're a bunch of freaks and don't try to push their abnormal shite on others

>vod
Was going to call you out for saying vhs. Interessting though it is

Emmayank spotted on r/gooncaves

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going to have a wank

the one with jim carrey?

Reminder to leave the house for something today, even if it's just a twenty minute walk. Not good to just sit at home for an entire day.

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Me and the gf

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Anybody know of any other crazy subreddits? r/gooncaves is fucking hilarious

>girl from school that I found out used to 'fancy' me
>would wank over her because it was a realistic scenario
>forgot about it all
>recently saw porn of someone just like her
>wank over it
>go to tesco express
>she works there
>choked up and couldn't talk, acted really odd
>haven't been back since
i-it's fine, she got a bit fatter and uglier. guess girls really do age like milk. she looked almost identical to
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when she was 16

Good lad
Went and got the ears lowered myself

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You won’t ever see me spotted on r/ anything.

I've been out the house this entire week lad. Weekend is my staying inside getting comfy with some books and relaxing

there he is officer, there's the man not staying home and saving lives

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nice cock at least

Trouble is coming

when I do I always regret it and wish I stayed home most of the time

You must sleep eventually and then we will be there.