/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

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First for beans

looool
WIR SUCHEN DICH lmao!!!

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Wut

Since when do beaches have hours

Ours are parks that close after dark.

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I guess that makes sense
Only been on a proper beach once but I always assumed they were just places you could go to whenever like the woods

I don't listen to these signs. I just go in

That's how you get in trouble with the subterranean crab cops

HITLER DOOD WAT NOU

t-the what?...

yanks wouldnt get it

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me

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yeah the body size seems to be on point atleast

Glad you're finally coming out as fat

inb4 mental gymnastics how im mad

yawn

no but seriously how autistic do you have to be to get baited by that and go for such unfunny low hanging fruit
legitimately cringed so hard my face imploded in upon itself

wonder if there's a planet where bacteria and amoebas and stuff are human-sized and we can pet them

you got a size fetish too?

var did you buy the parts yet?

they don't want people on the beach when the lifeguards are off duty

What do you mean "too"? I haven't mentioned having another fetish previously. Your post makes no sense and now you just sound even more autistic.

fat

why are you upset dude

nobody's upset you fat bastard

you need to calm down bro, you're making everyone uncomfortable with your incoherent rage

hey fat fuck, eat a salad

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making up some beans for dinner. black beans, been slowcooking them all day. salt, garlic powder, cumin. yum

you're making everyone uncomfortable with that massive gut of yours

you sound really bothered by something. have you considered buying a stress ball or doing breathing exercises?

why are you angry about me?

i would presume its because you're fat

virjannys seething is like music to my ears

don't know why you're bitching at me, but it's not going to fix whatever you're so mad about

fat