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Your fav v-tuber?
Ange Katrina or Pekora perhaps

prisoners 2013

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need visa

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good idea for a current year billy elliot remake

Yeahhhhhh this is it

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Mate
You're like the opposite of the virgins who can't muster up a single word to a woman, just the opposite extreme
You're fucked up

don't wanna make a fuss
just play it cool and don't mention it again

She feels good that someone wants to fuck her. I secretly think women feel incredibly flattered outside of the internet if you make a move while risking your status.

They say men think with our willies but women thinking with their fannies is way more dangerous. Women will literally let you get away with murdering their dog if they fancy you.

DAMN moni looks like THAT?

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Oh! What a Lovely War

Lowe it bruv

YEAHHH.

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Is man wearing hollister in 2020 LOOOOL, confirmed nonce

that passes for sexual assault? You did her a favour she transferred you because one day she'll be willing to risk it all

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where is monis bf from?

stepmummy eats 5 or 6 packets of crisps a day (sometimes with mayo) no wonder she's gained so much weight

al posted in the wrong thread
state

crumb
great documentary

i'm a nigger, so why don't you suck me

>stepmummy
>(sometimes with mayo)
oho you working class and your strange customs

>(sometimes with mayo)
You what?

unlucky lad

imagine the person that made this

yeah it's rank
she then complains that she's gotten fat as if it wasn't entirely her own doing

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Seconding this

need to piss

Gas the tarqs, class war now.

you should kill her

It really seems like the worst time ever to be between 23-27 years old

don't want to install extraflags cause I don't want people to identify me from my shitposts

put her down

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Don't have to.

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um it was probably worse at an unspecified point pre-written history when some ancient king decreed that all people between 23 and 27 years old be summarily executed but go off i guess

whats a tarq?

Did 74 sit ups in 2 mins lads. No ab training I say that's decent.

I mean sit ups lad keep making that mistake.

good post

Are you the gay guy from Surrey?

A tarquin.

not bad lad i do 75

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia is actually funny reddit humour

fuck off new twat

>tfw just turned 23

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the thing is i'm ugly i just have a bit of personality and can make girls laugh and if they like you they let you get away with all sorts

any man know how to contact the duke of bavaria

trying to get a stuart restoration on the go here

Seem like friendly lads, of not GOONS

Hush, here comes a whizzbang

Tell me a no-go when communicating with people

yea

nah, this is worse

I am neither gay nor from Surrey

Senior member of the Abu Dhabi royal family

cokelad on a mission

thats why i told you to keep it cool and sweep it under the rug
don't insist with her you'll have another chance later

>tfw 34

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cant know that for sure until we see a flag

I know a scouse lass that lives in Munich if thats any help, maybe she'll know him

I'll have to start molesting milfs henceforth. Will look for an opportunity to touch a teacher.

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*invades britain in a storm of fire*

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sucking their noses

fucking hell youre practically 100

mad that people actually believe some of the bollocks posted here
posted enough complete fabrication here myself to know better

i feel 300 years old

could England withstand a three-pronged invasion from Wales, Norn, and Scotland?

set up bumble and tinder, got plenty of matches but they are all fatties. every one of them

She posted a vid on his yacht the other day on OF

nice boots lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=LIh5dUOz824

Fuck the rich lads

He said sucking noises, surely?

Kids are fucking squealing outside it’s really annoying

for all intents and purposes youre 715

9-6 mon-fri toil got me down lads

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you're fine, you had the opportunity to at least have a good 20s and social media was fun and in its infancy. Now it's all just soulless and I don't even have zoomer youth or boomer nostalgia to hold on to.

*gets out the garden hose and hoses you back to ireland*

toil? no son not familiar

Me too, feel like I'm right in my prime desu.

Wish we had wild cats in england

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Deanoo

wallace and gromit on bbc1 lads

i'm 30 and i feel the exact same as i did when i was 18. still full of youthful energy. probably helped by the fact i never went bald or got fat like half my mates

Lad combined they have a smaller population than London. It would take less than a day to stamp that out.

reckon being an Irish peasant in the 1900s and joining the British army would be good craic
get to rampage around africa and shite

I said noses big foe pas

WHAT ARE THOSE

WATER HOSE