/brit/

nah

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still can't get over how good their vegan sausage rolls are you honestly can't tell the difference really

yeah the blacks

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Greggs is fucking shit

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bit of a chatroom this isnt it
funny really
funny old chat

so true

Counter jihad types are so cringe man just be a fucking white nationalist you dunces

You are my Kweeen

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Its actually mad how little understanding of Britains current position in the world brexiteers have like I really do wonder what they expect from Brexit.

think my parents marriage is falling apart lads. dad got several big promotions last year and its completely gone to his head and now hes become quite unreasonable and self-important

mum was telling me that apparently last night he couldnt remember the netflix password for my brother to use, so my 15 year old brother (as a joke) called him "gramps" or suchlike

apparently my dad then flew off the handle and literally refused to come out of his bedroom or talk to my brother for the rest of the evening and all of this morning, like a literal child, and then when Mum tried to tell him he was overreacting he refused to talk to her either and kept sulking

really very not impressed with his performance desu. dont care if youre feeling anxious about getting older, get a fucking grip and act like an adult

BORIS SEX DWARF DROWNS IN GIANT TRIFLE

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HOWLING at these crying students. Most of them weren't even going to do anything productive after Uni anyway, it's a waste of time. People need to stop treating academia as a training center for employers.

Me? Tradesman of course.

ahhh

reminder: politicsandinsights.org/2018/05/29/the-edl-have-paedophiles-in-their-ranks-but-tommy-robinson-evidently-doesnt-condemn-them/

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They want the economy to crash so foreigners stop coming here. It's really quite simple.

my a levels were shit and i suck dogs off for quavers

Find the bastard who SHAT down my chimney!!

that happened to me once.
i just grabbed him and threw him to the floor.
never did it agian.

quavers? Thats fucking grim

usually a fan of him but maybe he should shut the fuck up

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Reminder that only British English is allowed in /brit/
any other variant is not welcomed

A lot of older men get very sensitive and see every comment as a slight or attack on them

clarkson > kumar

This is actually my fault, he's feeling rejected and embarrassed because he messaged me asking if he could suck me off and for me to do a wee in his mouth and I said no, not gay not into that bender stuff. Sorry lad.

yeah. only reason im going is to be a teacher.
even then i doubt i really need it.

seen quite a few people run this idea that you have to beat your old man up when you take his place
thought it was a uniquely emmett thing

love are jeremy

wanna get a brown slouch hat

She’d be better off dying having a jogger as a grandaughter

>any other variant is not welcomed
unkewl dewd

But I mean... its not like there are less university places. In fact there are going to be more diverse university places than ever before, not to mention the significant dive in international student numbers during the pandemic

Do these people really think that if everyone gets A*A*A*, then everyone gets to go to Oxbridge? All grade inflation means is that people will be selected on much more unfair and arbritrary criteria, and surely nobody wants that

if they accidentally downgrade everybodys grades too much then the problem will solve itself, as unis will still take the top 10% or whatever of applicants, even if the top 10% only have mediocre grades

No more immigrants, no EU laws would have been nice.
Of course no party would ever deliver on that so even with the result we got its going to be fucked over.

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remnants of by bollocks on the right

my a-levels were great and i'm a miserable officetoiler

what about scottish english

I like quavers but they are a ripoff

Spent independence day watching Mr. Bean with family

*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

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mad how 20 Marlboro golds over here are 4.50 euros

Pretty sure are jezza is just trying to say dont despair

my A levels were pretty good, did a masters degree, but my career has been abysmal because of my social retardation

>a large house with far-reaching views of the Cotswolds
GOD
I
WISH
THAT
WERE
ME

SCREAMING

youtube.com/watch?v=geL6eYSUNvo&feature=youtu.be&t=38
youtube.com/watch?v=geL6eYSUNvo&feature=youtu.be&t=38

all crisps are
i've been decisively pilled on this, only sort i'll allow under my mums roof is pringles

Yeah dont really know whats up kumars arse desu

it is allowed because Scotland is part of Britain

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willy

the goal view

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got into Oxford and i only got an A in my chosen subject lol

Shan’t

Duil fell the brain at hes it wrocht
Sae faw thaim that the Buik hame brocht
Als A pray tae the ruid
That Martin Luther, at fauss loun.
Black Bullinger, and Menlancthoun,
Hed smord i thair cude!

shut the FUCK UP you gay SHIT

*enters thread*

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west country best country

clear your throat thanks

mum keeps asking if i have a gf or bf yet

Yep, insecure middle aged men. Me dad's the same. Self importance is a huge sign and it's very unpleasant to experience. They just suddenly become massive, massive cunts.

Touchy subjects include balding, grey hairs, testosterone, fat and muscles. Very much against those topic these men. And you must consider how the sex life is going lad. With all this perceived power, he might be thinking he's worth more now and this is why they pursue other options.

Women go loony at that age and so do men. Takes 10 years to mellow out until they realise they need to enjoy the time they have left. That or they get even worse which is where we see the Karen's and their male counter parts sperging out over parking rules.

grim. Although the view from the top of those high rises must be PENG

no it isnt.
scotland is a part of Greater britain not britain. scotland is out with britain.

got shit fucking a levels got into a pretty mediocre uni and went straight into 30k grad job

at first i cringed but as the webm went on it became increasingly funny and based

You SHALL watch from 35 seconds onwards

Mr Bean. Funny

youtu.be/rJY6NhccW4c

It’s a slap on the wrist that I wish I had at that age having been through the whole uni process and graduating with top marks.

Uni was such a letdown for me because so many people there didn’t care about proper academic research and just wanted to climb the hierarchy. Universities need to stop being diploma mills. It’s not the end of the world that some people got marked down— You can easily make something of yourself with a B.

Harry Brown was the last half decent thing to ever come out of this country

any lip readers willing to bullshit what the two lovers are talking about?

got three U's but it doesnt matter cos im 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

love this webm really would enjoy more videos like this

Not about that though is it? If you can have a go at a rich white man, take any opportunity. Even if you have to twist his words.

Good post.

no immigrants is a big one, but i think the biggest one is a return to british exceptionalism during the days of the empire when we ruled the world and no one could tell us what to do, however what they don't realise is that we have have gradually become a smaller cog in a bigger machine

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what happens in Aylesbury Vale, Buckinghamshire?

I don't even know how many points I got in my leaving cert. never actually counted them properly but they were shit (between 200-250) but didn't care as I didn't intend going to 3rd level anyway and just went straight into the workforce thinking I was sure to become the next Leonard Cohen/Tom Waits/Nick Cave by playing gigs in local pubs with my guitar at weekends

haha

gimmick idea: exclusively use metric measurements on /brit/ and insist its how my family has always measured things

how old is middle age

remembering the time i got high and almost came up with a fursona for myself

depends on the university desu
the best thing for me about university was the opposite - going from school, where nobody gave a shit about anything, to a place where intelligent people who actually liked their subject were everywhere

bit nervous about leaving uni because i dont want to go back to the runt-race that is the general british public

Didn't do A levels because I'm not an exam machine and now I'm off to the 6th best uni in the world for my subject.
Don't even want to go anymore tbqh.

elaborate

grim

didn't know what Cotswolds was
looks quite nice actually

mine's a sexy MILF fox like meryl streep's character in fantastic mr fox

bought 3 pairs of lacoste swim wear whilst I was here

They don't care about the Empire. The working class have never cared about the Empire or any notion of British Exceptionalism. They just don't like or want to live near foreigners, which is perfectly understandable given all the horrible realities that come with living in a """diverse""" area.

/brit/ is a covert girls general, we are all girls larping as boys

Gin the yird uggs ye, it uggd me frist, as weill ye ken.
Gin ye beland the warld, weill wad the warld like its ain;
but ye belangna the warld kis A hae waled ye for myne, an sae it hates ye.
Keep mynd o what A sayd afor: "A servan isna gryter as his maistir."

come on paddy give it back

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have you got no fucking homes of you own?

my dad is 56

my mate grew up in the barbican and it was well peng
they have some lovely resident garden spaces and water features too, and since most of the occupants are poofter architects and young professionals, the spaces are kept very clean and pleasant

I'd be an insect girl

You're like David Brent

then stay on and go into academia, better yet move to a uni city like manchester/liverpool/leeds where being intelligent is appreciated

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43-55. Getting past the 40 is like 'wew, I'm old now guy's haha lol xD'
Then when you're actually getting into your 40's that's when they snap. Worse for the blokes who haven't got a high paying, commanding job.

this is a good trip

whenever i drive from london to wales i always detour through the cotswolds instead of taking the M4 just because of how much of a pleasure it is to drive along its windy, lush, wellmaintained A-roads

>The working class have never cared about the Empire
literally not true

you are a pasty baby

Am buying a house at the moment, just exchange of contracts left to do
should be a home owner come next month

ah yes you need a high paying job to be happy in life

solid post ngl

FOB

Good man

could easily afford to buy the ridiculously over-priced clothes I see in many of the shops when I'm out hunting but the thought of spending so much on each individual item is so abhorrent to me I just can't bring myself to

it gets worse when they see young spunks at work doing better than them/making more as well

Just came inside my gfs bum

Does that mean blacks are snakes? Love the idea of St. Patrick as some kind of one man racist army killing all the blacks for no reason.

shut my eyes to see the visuals and it appeared before me
nothing special, just a brown tabby like pic related but an anthro

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ROARING

desuarchive.org/int/thread/128707422/#128708121
desuarchive.org/int/thread/128707422/#128708121

Old boomer colleague at previous toil went all in the mid life crisis, suddenly got a mohawk haircut and dyed his hair orange (then later green)
The man was maybe mid to late 40's

This is a photograph. Not a painting. No photoshop or editing.

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Oh, there were exceptions to the rule and some grate people. I even got my first dating experience there, so I’m grateful for that. It’s just that once you get to the later years and especially if you try to specialise in a field of research, you realise all the social stuff in uni isn’t really that fulfilling and that it instead feels like pointless bells and whistles. I was genuinely more knowledgeable than my lecturers on some (albeit not all) subjects and honestly, I’ve found more intellectually stimulating conversations on Zig Forums for the most part.

Maybe postgrad would be more fulfilling for me, but I’m not in the frame of mind to do one atm.

is are 'rona, dare i say it, over?

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Just watched that video of a guy smoking a carolina reaper in a bong

Astonishing lack of survival instincts

tard

cute
what were u on?
I've never been so high as to imagine a fursona, but I've gotten very high and imagined being a literal different species.

highlanders are gay

that sounds sooooo cringe, but also hilarious

just weed

St. Patrorke lol

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I don't think anyone gives much of a fuck about it now, wish they'd just let it drop
vocal minority won't stop reeeing that's about it

big if true

>post/ what the saxon calls british english*
>he still moans
* /

>just weed
based
have a nice day, user

restore stuart

you just dont understand the quickening
kurgan freak

This general drains my ki

That's impressive. Must've been good weed or you hardly ever smoke.

Single people in their 40s who have never got above minimum wage minimum responsibility jobs despite wanting to are some of the saddest most deranged people on the planet. Fair enough if you're from a shithole and not being a smack head jailbird is an impressive feat but people who had potential and end up doing nothing should probably be euthanised when they reach 40, it's not going to get better at that point no matter what wishy washy things people say.

open the fucking nigthclubs you cunts

oi i just stretched and it felt like hot poo was running down my leg but it was just...well nothing i suppose, just a hot bit of leg

tooting barbs

One of the luckiest things in my life is that although I have very bad impulse/purchasing control, I also happen to have an aesthetic taste for the rugged and the functional and so I have saved untold thousands of pounds over the years without even trying

Laptop:
>2011 X220 Thinkpad, bought for £90 second hand
Car:
>90s Suzuki Sidekick 2-door I got off my aunt for free
Clothes:
>Military surplus boots + jackets, charity shop tshirts and trousers, plus I screen-print my own clothes sometimes or cut up and sew together garbage clothes together
Food:
>Simple vegetable dishes, soups that I can cook overnight and eat for multiple days in a row, pasta
Drink:
>Only like the taste of tap water
Rent:
>Actively enjoy living in a London shitbox with a bunch of smelly art students because the vibe is nice and i can hang out with my flatmates all the time

I know i might seem like a digusting goblin, but im a happy disgusting goblin and i am also extremely flush with cash aha
if my bedraggled mates had any idea how much ive got tucked away their eyes would probably pop out of their head

>ki
not a thing, speak rational

none of your jacobite papist nonsense here

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you have to charge your chakra to achieve nirvana or some shit then

we're SAVING LIVES

yep, only smoke every couple weeks max

Restore House of Wessex.

ooo youre frugal

>kurgan
he was the last original indo-european
greatest man. highland "man" deserved to die.

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youtu.be/n7isyt5qldw

get your third eye cleansed then

you sound very poor

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enjoying multiple cans of yeast poo

failed to get security clearance for a foreign office job because i tested postive in a hair-sample weed test

havent done any drugs for over a year now so i can attempt it again next month

This is the heir to the throne if you follow the Stuart line, he has the strongest claim in centuries being a direct descendent of James 2&7 and he was also born in the UK.

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most jacobites werent catholic.

can't even be arsed to hat bait this shit

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Looks much less of a puff than Harry or William

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