fight me cunt
/brit/
Angel Powell
Jeremiah Harris
lying here waiting for death
Julian Jackson
Northern english are way sounder you could strike up a conversation in a pub with them with ease
Southern english look at you like you’re trying to rob them if you try do that
Lincoln Robinson
Wake up 10 minutes before dawn, sans alarm clock
Have a black coffee
Enjoy a cigar
Go into the shower and take one ice cold
Do a hundred pushups, knuckles or clapping is acceptable
Kill a chicken to make some fried chicken for breakfast
Harvest some broccoli in your garden
Meditate for 45 minutes while the sun rises
Read at least one book, preferably philosophy, but anything obscure and otherwise incomprehensible to the normies will do
By now it should be 6AM so do a quick workout before work
Work and make bank until lunch
Finish work
Go home and write another 3k words on your novel
Game 1-2 girls, have sex or else you failed
Go to bed before 8PM
Repeat
Anything less and you're not a man
Oliver Lewis
neighbour blasting some psych rock with particularly long guitar solos
Elijah Harris
haven't seen a drop of rain in based suffolk
Jordan Sullivan
NEED a /brit/ version of this
Chase Wright
Jaxon Rodriguez
reddit.com
this thread is actually hilarious, a lot of LARPers pretending to be successful
with that said, it is interesting how none of them includes: shitposting on an incel echo chamber
in their days.
Carter Hall
mates here but its the wrong mate ffs
Logan Long
Fuck the spanish
Justin Robinson
Wake up
Coffee
Dunhill
Cocaine
Whiskey
Dunhill
Cocaine
Breakfast
Dunhill
Whiskey
Benjamin Sanchez
having a family size all to myself lads wahey
to be fair it'll last me tomorrow as well
probably
Aiden Richardson
this 2bh
fuck those moody southern fairies
Jacob Harris
Sebastian Rivera
Soufman or norfman?
Austin Wood
Why are you browsing an incel forum... could... could it be? No, surely not...
Joshua Scott
hate how uk version of tv shows are much more genuine a realistic whereas the American shit we get is edited for maximum cringe suspense. great example is Kitchen Nightmares UK vs US
Aaron Rogers
Reminder to ignore it
Easton Sullivan
got blisters on the side of each thumb so i have to wank using the tips of my fingers only
Sebastian Morales
I haven't failed any "shit tests" with women because I don't interact with women, or anyone.
Liam Torres
grimmest thing i've seen all week
Blake Nelson
proud norfman here
Owen Martinez
anything above bristol is grim
Elijah King
>family size doner meat and chips + 6 cans of strong lager
do you need to ask?
Ryan Ward
You don't want one of these guys in your yard
*GUITAR RIFF AND DRUMS*
Benjamin Thompson
southoid
Caleb Lopez
guessing you haven't looked in the mirror then
Matthew Anderson
What are some examples? The most I know is not being afraid to criticise them when you feel they’ve done something wrong, not being too interested in them, and also making it seem like any rough spots you have are something you can overcome easily.
Michael Long
this little guy should have prayed.....to the mantis
Connor Davis
visiting mumberg tomorrow
she's gonna ask why i don't have a bf yet again
Josiah Allen
grim
William Taylor
Good lads
Stupid bastard
Jeremiah Gonzalez
based heron
based neighbour
Oliver Murphy
westmidsCHAD
Lucas Walker
Noah Ross
for the aussie lad
camera's a bit shit and not much to see anyway
Logan Allen
tell her ur not gay lol
wtf
Lincoln Parker
based
are you dublin or a culchy?
Liam Jenkins
froggy froggy froggy
oy oy oy
Carter Richardson
>number of languages = intelligence
ok retard
Gabriel Young
comfy nevertheless, mirin the haze
James Long
wheres the heron at mate
Justin Fisher
for me, it's midul fc
Jackson Nguyen
Hungarian alphabet has 44 letters nobody has time for that
Julian Rivera
youtube.com
everyone you know are the next big thing in british music
Sebastian Ortiz
Born in dublin but live in kildare
Aiden Cruz
Don’t like niggardlies.
Wyatt Taylor
Ryan Jenkins
Bought my first new laptop in 7 years today lads. Never seen a reason to replace the old one before since it still did what I needed it to but eventually the cooling fans broke on it and I thought I may as well get another one.
Well it arrived today and it's a million times faster, the screen is better, the trackpad is massive, and I can even play games on it. Can't believe how fast it is :3
Ryder Hernandez
will snap him when comes back
Dylan Allen
Being too interested, sacrificing your own personal hobbies and plans for them, allowing them to evoke an emotional reaction such as rage, questioning you about your past sex life, having to explain your actions to them, taking a jab at you for height, looks, etc.
Stuff like that.
Henry Jones
ireland's equivalent to home counties
cringe
Ian Clark
I think i know where you live, lad.
Sebastian James
His 24 hours show where he goes in disguise to the restaurant is some cartoon tier shit he'd only get away with in America.
Sebastian Robinson
thats great, but i didn't ask
Samuel Nelson
the lighting doesn't do it justice
it actually looks (and smells and tastes) pretty good
Lincoln Green
are they based?
Justin Gutierrez
Gabriel Wood
the cardboard shavings don't look very tasty
Julian Lewis
it's kebab and chips with salad in a burger box
it can only be grim
but god do i want it
Nathaniel Nelson
poverty
Jordan Scott
same except british tourists
Matthew Johnson
youtube.com
who else here /goodoccasionallymoderate/
Hunter Jenkins
most of this is based
Jacob James
hard to argue with any of this desu
Landon Lopez
I'm hoping this one will last me as long as the last one. Who knows what incredible innovations we'll have with computers in another 7 or 8 years time?
Christopher Baker
trying to come up with a uganda be kidding me type of joke but for greece