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Berlin feels like Manchester, but if Manchester had a shitload of museums and exhibits in it talking about the dark shit the UK has done.

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fuck off you pitiful little twat

>you dont talk very much user, please tell me more about your life

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yeah the boys

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mental how big u2 are.

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where is guns germs and steel

Animated women

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berlin is manchester for people who are too cool for manchester

yes but not as obsessed as you

The only thing the Yugoslavs did wrong was fail their genocides

I hate when cunts tell you you’re quiet or you look sad

Fuck off and leave me be

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Besides the cargo i'm not like that, thankfully

>be volcel
>get a boner
>wish i could put it in a woman
>literally incel
>have a wank
>glad i don't have a gf again
>back to volcel
innit

pretty crazy how mackenzie davis can look pang and grim at the same time

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cringe

BASED

nothing wrong with andrew roberts

>c-
What is it in a scale of 20 ?

are you going to get a ps5, an xbox series x, neither or both?

This is my last post ever on /brit/.
I am 30 and too old for this shit.
This website is a 100% waste od time.
I only live once and every second I spend is gone forever.
Instead of wasting my time here I am going to read interesting and thought provoking non - fiction books about science and history which will greatly increase my knowledge and understanding of the world.

Where is Austria?

you ain't got no pancake mix

this is what peal performance lookds like

They look so cute together :-)

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To think, there are millions of women who will never be able to orgasm. Even if they do eventually have sex.
Meanwhile the male can cum after stroking his cock for a couple minutes.
Truly, we are superior.

see you tomorrow

why does milton keynes look so mental?

Why are Brit so real evil?

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May get a PS5 in like four years when they’re cheap and there are a bunch of games on it I’ll play once and forget about

going to watch some kira noir lads

Cowardly take.
A man shouldn't be afraid of being hurt.

i'll probably get one late next year or mid 2022 at the latest

people with hobbies and interests should be caged

>when the irish is posting in /brit/

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well one is just a quirk of evolution and another is a necessary part of the reproductive process
so who cares

i need it

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>Alba
>Kernow
Cringe and mongpilled

see you tomorrow lad

good idea tbf

Aye but when it hurts it hurts
Can’t trust women lad

for me, it is daizy cooper

I need you to post toot

Feel like shit just want it back

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>the female orgasm is real

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Just matched with the pengest fucking thing on tinder

A solid 9, what should I say. My tinder game is very weak if they don’t have anything on their profile I can explicitly run off of.

reading history is big cringe

my favourite /brit/ posters are foreigners, mainly the french and irish

there are plenty of good british posters but you never know who's who so they get lost in a sea of autists

foreign posters are based because they're identifiable but they're not attention seeking freaks that have gone out of their way to tripfag or whatever

absolute unit, in awe of the size of this lad

lidl should not be allowed sell this AAAARRRGGHHHH

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You guys may laugh at that silly yank but some people take the Chase really seriously.
the-chase.fandom.com/wiki/The_Chase_(List_of_Issues)
Used to watch it every weekday but stopped for some reason.

Yer a mong, Harry

corrr
CORRRRR

Both looks disappointing, tbf gaming has died since ps3, now they just sell the same rehash with more online content

leg is fucked

tfw I just know when your talking about good British posters your talking about me. Just know I'm one of the best british posters

Shoot yourself

just don't get how people get gfs really
like once you've shagged someone they just stop being attractive at all

>128740152
no you didn't
be quiet

Have I ever explained to you lads my theory that the female orgasm doesn't exist and is only an asymptotic approach of pleasure.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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sue

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Nooo user you're supposed to spout whatever shit comes to your head regardless if it even contributes to the conversation.

I'll have conversations with actual friends and the gf, not random cunts I work with or meet at parties.

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>learn AI
>make a story-telling, choose your own adventure AI
>test it out
>end up with this AI helping me write a sex scene that hits all my fetishes
>wank
Lads I dont know if I've reached new heights or new depths with that. I wanked off basically ERPing with a (very smart) robot.

they built 2 lidls within a 10 mile radius of me this year
discount german muck

PS5, probably be the first console I get a launch.

For me, it's KP chilli peanuts

imagine actually using celsius to impress your friends on /brit/

sue

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No need to mate its common knowledge

Sad I never got to see it airborne
youtube.com/watch?v=xJlsDiC9TBI

just trying to be inclusive

bald

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i shop uniqlo you shop h&m

you have air conditioning though

shop at debenhams

going to be very sad if it closes down

Yeah but it's healthy fat innit
As long as you don't give yourself a stroke with all the sodium nuts is a good snacking choice

Germans are growing way too strong

For me, it's a little German Goo Girls to get me warmed up, WeAreHairy for the main course and just to finish me off a blast from the 2010 past in the form of Nikki Jayne

for me it's flirting with a girl who I really like and then realising that she reminds me of my mum and shying away from her

Amazing, it's more animal than machine

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How the fuck has it worked out that Britain the so called ''Nation of shop keepers'' hasnt managed to export any of its shops abroad like the US and Germany??

aldi is based

Women always orgasm when they're with me

>for me it's flirting with a girl who I really like and then realising that she reminds me of my mum and shying away from her

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Had a wank at 8, fell asleep, woke up at 11 just in time for a shower and drinking alone on my couch with you faggots.

Except for the colossal damp sweat patch on my pillow, this is a solid evening

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trying to purchase a british republican flag.

neutralising the threat

Sounds swell

He's honestly the best rapper in the game

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it's just a smaller lidl

manchester is reddit af

Is there anything more precious than the gift of sight?

Just the kind of logic we hear from 85 IQ slags from housing estates when they attempt to justify their preference for black men

Haha there have been been a few times where I have compared a girl I've been flirting with to my mum:
>haha my mum likes that
>you sounds just like my mum

dries them up more than the sahara desert

lmao look at this koala

Chartist flag?

trying to buy irish flags to use them as toilet papers

Lads, gimme an idea that I can use AI for.

Would you rather a brown Christian Britain or a British atheist Britain?

Wouldn't know, I'm blind.

>He's honestly the best rapper in the game

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hope you're not talking about that ugly tricolour shite

erotic storytelling

For me, its childhood repressed anger ruining my life

yea thought it'd be bants
yeah its grim looking

oh shut up you massive gay shite

Post it

*is the best rapper in the game*

wahey haha

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it looks a million times better than the ugly union rag of the paedo monarchy

exactly mate, seems difficult to buy one though
could just buy a hungary flag

Britain is currently atheist and it is a shithole of rootless liberalism.

sound
I appreciate music more than any other media
Losing sight would suck for living but I'd rather be blind than deaf

have 1 friend who I hang out with regularly and he has a gf it fucking sucks

stepmum munching on another packet of crisps (4th one today)

These two are the best rappers in the game

youtu.be/CzSGwkvveyI

whos wahey
you mean lil wayne?

>5’8
IT’S OVER

Everyone understands me

she using the mayo on this one?

FOCP
(fuck off crisp police)

not this time

is she fat?

The harem

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Lived in a difficult environment and had to repress anger to not get kicked out or having to stab someone

any1 coming the demonstration

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Just settle down, Walmart has its fair share of ethnic food

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Please post toot

For me it's flirting with a 10/10 then realizing she's a sub 60 IQ militant vegan that lost her home, kids and her car all because she fucked it all up. I licked her out once and still gag at the thought of the smell, bitch didn't believe in deodorant. She sucked on my smelly dick too so we're even.

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