Americans call phones "iphones"

I say "It-aly"

I say 'mama mia pizzeria'

>Americans call a game that involves neither foot or ball "football"

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it converts to a gas, numblet

water converts into steam but you don't call water steam

Balls can be prolate spheroids and the game does involve feet

>americans call their bedrooms "shitrooms"

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english.stackexchange.com/questions/39778/why-does-gasoline-have-the-word-gas-in-it-if-its-never-gaseous

you do when you use it in a process that converts it

Actually, Americans do that, too...

>americans call schools "shooties"

>americans say I could care less

we dont do this

nevermind we do

>americans call supermarkets "walmarts"

We call iphones "phones" or "cellphones".

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>americans

wrong, everyone where I live calls all phones iphones, and if someone needs to use someone's phone for whatever reason they'll say "yo can i see your iphone?" even when its afucking samsung

Walmart used to be exclusively a discount department store until recently. It was only in thr past few years that a one of them began to carry groceries

>americans call serial rapists "mr. President"

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What are the things used to play American football and rugby called then?

I have an Android phone though so idk what you mean

>americans say 'could/would of'
>americans can't use your/you're
>americans can't use there/their/they're

hand eggs

cuck

Prolate ellipsoid of revolution

Handegg

who are you quoting?

Pigskin

This

We say could've and would've, it just sounds like could/would of. I won't deny the other two things you mentioned.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball

Oh sorry, they call them "Famous Hollywood producer"

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Wikipedia is written by American shills to support their Orwellian agenda. #reclaimyourballs