>rude
>terrible language
>full of immigrants
>awful tourists
>can't mind their own business always inserting their false sense of superiority into conversations
>smell
>surrender monkeys when compared to their archrival across the pond
>saved completely by america in ww2
>hated by all of europe
>brutal colonizers
>terrible food
>responsible for the unrest in the middle east
>their culture encourages degeneracy
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holy fuck an american actually being based and funny for once?
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
>>surrender monkeys when compared to their archrival across the pond
the only incorrect statement
KEK
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The first good american post
crétin
Actually read the post, dumbass, and then apologize to OP.
peut-être qu'il nous défend
OH NO NO NO NO
>the only incorrect statement
I remember we managed to have a civil and scholarly discussion about that, on the very first days of Zig Forums, and in the end we agreed that the score was something like 12-9 and many draws.
We faced some problems like "what is a war exactly?" and "what is a victory exactly?" at times.
>braindead frenchoid can't even read basic English
so basically what has been done by historians since centuries but 4channel autists don't like to read books and believe they can make a better work out of their arse ? funny
>terrible language
>(((historians)))
>so basically what has been done by historians since centuries
yes
>but 4channel autists don't like to read books
yes we do, but they don't all agree on the subject, also books are sometimes made obsolete by discovery of new material.
>and believe they can make a better work out of their arse ?
we tried our hand at it
>funny
it was great fun indeed, for a few days Zig Forums was really something. Then everything started to fall into place and it became the "Argentina >white" and BBC discussions we all love.
French national motto's
>France: 1
>UK: 2
Meanwhile, English national motto's
>France: 0
>UK: 0 (officially)
OH NON NON NON ANGLOMECS, NOUS ÉTIONS TROP SUFFISANT!
Not everything written in history books is true, historians sometimes have to judge something based on what they have.
For instance, Liddell Hart's "History of the Second World War" is largely a scholarly work, yet it contains the misconception that "Bf110 were so vulnerable that they had to be escorted by Bf109 for their own protection during the Battle of Britain".
That's what the RAF pilots thought, at the time, but after the war the Germans clarified that it wasn't the case. It's just that the 110s used to adopt a defensive formation when facing fighters, as this was very large it could be seen from a long distance and if a 109 unit operated in the vicinity (quite frequent in the relatively small channel zone), it would spot that and rush to join the fray because it indicated the presence of allied fighters.
And for the previous centuries, we had to rule whether the military conventions of the time applied to Zig Forums or not.
Malplaquet 1709 for instance, was a clear allied victory for the people living at the time, since the opposing side had retreated and this indicated defeat (even though it happened in the middle of nowhere with no objective no defend)
However, since "the losers" were still in good order and had inflicted many more casualties on "the winners" (hugely important then as drilled soldiers were very costly and hard to replace), it wasn't such a clear cut. If something like that happened today, it may be classified otherwise.
Isn't British anthem derived from the French poem praising successful anus operation of Louis XIV?
Actually true about both UK and France
Frog cope
Yup
>In 1686, Louis XIV's successful anal fistula operation was celebrated by Lully in a song titled Dieu sauve le roi. Handel later popularized it in England, which soon became the famous God save the Queen. Commenting on this anecdote, the Marquise de Créquy wrote :
>"That the hymn of the English was born from an anus, that never ceases to make me laugh without however surprising me for a moment."
My friend who studies in France told me that French people can't even change a light bulb by themselves.
French victories
>solos England and the rest of e*rope
English victories
>never forget that time we almost lost to an army of teenage French conscripts until the Prussians bailed us out
you really fooled me there, OP
huh? just turn off the light switch, then take the light bulb out and put in a new one??? I can record myself doing it if you want ivan
Maybe not literally but you prolly understand what I mean. Can't even tie their own laces etc.
>rude
true
>terrible language
can't comment on that, possibly
>full of immigrants
true
>awful tourists
a lot of us go on vacation in France. It's a popular destination, after all, and with the overseas territories we have islands in the Carribean, Med, Pacific and Indian Ocean. Plus jungle in Guyane. The others go to Greece, Egypt and other places of cultural interest and I'm not sure they go to cape Sounion to binge drink and puke.
>can't mind their own business always inserting their false sense of superiority into conversations
many of us can't speak English so we can't do that
also while we do have a sense of superiority, ours isn't false
>smell
"real men smell under the arms" here, girls are clean and perfumed though
>surrender monkeys when compared to their archrival across the pond
can't be true for both?
>brutal colonizers
when we sold our bit America, the natives were still alive. When we left Africa, several countries voted for us to stay. Gabon formally asked to rejoin, so did Mayotte and they were even accepted.
>terrible food
....
>responsible for the unrest in the middle east
we didn't participate in the invasion of Iraq which started that mess, and Lebanon was "the Switzerland of the area" until the fail from YOUR failed colonies spilled to it
>their culture encourages degeneracy
true
no ivan I don't understand what you mean
>First barons war
>All the Italian wars when England was an irrelevant side character
>War of Spanish succession not even mentioned
LOL @ France
Okay then you're surrender monkeys but we have terrible food.
this
france destabilised west africa but played virtually no part in the current middle eastern state of affairs
it's all britain, israel and the us - reminder that britain created israel and the current palestinian-israeli territorial dispute stems in part from britain's poor handling of the situation at the time
Alright, you asked for it.
No, like many French stories about England it was concocted at a time of heightened anti-Anglo sentiment (not that this ever truly abates)
we are the bravest in europe
agincourt? french knights fearlessly charging through muddy terrain at english longbowmen holding the high ground
most crusaders during the crusades? french, this is why europe was known as frangistan by the muslims
the leader of the knights hospitalier, who defeated the turks at the great siege of malta? a frenchman, who gave his name to the maltese capital
>reminder that britain created israel
this, too many french wiki warriors... also the 1326 conflict had nothing to do with france and that page doesn't even exist
>start a 100 year war over a ball
What did britishnesians meant by this?
okay then France is better indeed. don't get me wrong, I'm not British. A Brit would never admit they're worse even after being show all the evidence in the world. But I'm objective