Holding the willy while learning pirate english with her x
youtube.com
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Karen
been thinking about it and i think the reason my dad is being such a horrible cunt to everyone is that he is beginning to lose his memory and is lashing out in blind panic because of it
which really just adds to the grimness even more, when you think about it
I remember saying I liked chess once to my nan as a kid and she still makes me sit down and play each time I see her. Don't have the heart to tell her I've been lying the last 13 years.
Being born British is life on easy mode, you can go literally anywhere in the world and make a living and have a decent lifestyle purely because of your fucking accent
Drunk off my ass
youtube.com
I need kino on this level back
Nah mate im a scouser
i have a gay london accent and a slight lisp, if that makes you feel any better
This haha, i really like that posh pirate accent on girls
Watching Escape from New York, apparently the main character is who Solid Snake is based on
FOY
Ye this is a common thing with people when they get dementia. You lose context for everything. You misplace your money and assume someone stole it. Everybody you meet is a stranger because you can’t remember them. It’s scary.
i dont think hes actually senile yet, its worse than that
he is fully cognizant of the fact that he is starting to lose it
I was taught how to play chess by a russian girl in my year 6 primary school class. We were split up into other classes and the teacher gave us some board games and said sit there and don't bother her actual class. She took out chess and taught me all the rules and I spent the whole day getting raped at chess by her.
was looking at the list of cathedrals in the united states and they're all such depressing new build tier buildings. for such a religious country why are medieval europeans still mogging anytihing in the new world
>twin towers shown over and over
wew
youtube.com
i need a love like this
love the idea of some mexican weirdo learning to speak with a proper middle class english accent due to simping over some youtuber
Good man; had about seven beers last night myself and got nice little buzz, could have another go tonight but out of beer and cba going to get more
Cringe edition Betito
Step it up
Kurt Russell is a serial rapist of underage girls
The last thread didn't hit 300 posts, go back or you'll regret it
Janny do your duty
Dont worry schizo, i still like your sister
Good lad. Have drank half a 750ml bottle of vodka and I'm not finished yet.
Moni is it true you’re dating a guy you met on Zig Forums
Took sleeping pills 19 minutes ago but the GF wants me to drive over to the fry shop. I cannot refuse her. Pay attention to the news in Longmont Colorado lads swear I'm gonna be on it tomorrow, images of hellfire and screaming when i do the ol crash
any teen to late twenties female, specifically because you put it in quotation marks
No, I'm dating a few guys from /Brit/ though
I remember talking to some europeans, they said phrasal verbs are the the things that were hardest to pick up.
why do yanks take so many pills
no you're not you demented paki freak
saw you on the news you fucking nonce
yes you can refuse her lad don't put your own and others lives or safety at risk
got kept up all night by a woman
that is so typical
funny how you say that. my neighbor literally just crashed into their garage
Is their anything more asthetic in the world of combat sports than a classic black guy vs white guy matchup?
The camera loves me, funny how I started my career behind it and now I'm the star
>No, I'm dating a few guys from /Brit/ though
Christ who would be grim enough to go through with this? I thought /brit/ was a chad general.
We don't like insomnia, pain, anxiety, depression, runny noses and soft dicks. Simple as
Proper use of articles seems to trip them up, also declension of irregular nouns
many such cases
it's made up for attention. don't give it any
Ambien? Don't do it lad they're pretty powerful.
>ex gf posts a wall of text begging for attention
dont know what i hate more, the irish or that tranny poo
who could resist?
Hahahahahahahahahah the innocence on this one
good lad
almost like it’s a fantastical lie?
no laws regulating advertising medicines like candy
rampant pharma lobby in politics
now laws preventing doctors being given "gifts" by pharma companies
private healthcare combined with "the customer is always right" mentality means that if some fat american demands pills for some madeup issue then the doctor is always going to give them the pills
if they dont then the American will just take their money elsewhere and pay some other doctor to prescribe ut for them instead
we weren't shagging!
>walking towards the camera
of course
Fucking shant
chebs
soft dick is annoying granted but you can deal with the rest without
grim grim grim
why does amer appear on the telly so often