/brit/

more or less

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Do you think the Queen farts?

she's good at being an old white cunt

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how long do i have to do nofap and cold showers before i stop being a loser

Is Whatsapp popular in Australia and new zealand?

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haha i get it because her name is elizabeth

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Lmao can you imagine, that would be 300 IQ move.
Fucking less than 1/4 of India already outnumbers all white Anglo countries combined. The mad lads could turn the Indian Ocean into the *actual* Indian's Ocean

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remember when a police woman failed the 100 metre dog carry that you have to do to become a dog handler twice so she sued the police and won 15,000£ because she couldnt carry a dog 100 meters

Shouldn’t even need a permit to buy shit like old webley revolvers t b h

Don't care incel

didnt ask if you did

nope

just got back from having a drink with my best friend and his girl friend. god, even “cool” women ruin the vibe. as I was leaving to go home he even acknowledged that we need a boys night with some of our other friends to just get drunk, chat shit to drunk slags, and have a good time.

Shut up

you shut up

My shit smells like fried egg

>decide to work on my car during my time off work to ease my mind and find an enjoyable way to pass time
>sump gasket on old bmw
>job becomes overwhelming, feel more stressed than if I didn’t even bother trying to fix it.

What the fuck

Fried egg and lemon from the lemon thing in the bog having a great shit one of the best

>going to hangout with a mate and his girlfriends gonna be there
>that’s fine, I don’t mind involving new people in conversqtions
>she literally just talks to him about some trivial shit and will not participate in a group discussion

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had a dream that me and my mates went to japan

that bald and bankrupt guy just died

protip: tomboys simply grow out of that phase

tomboys like that do not exist outside of anime fantasy, very rare if they do
shame though

had a dream I became mates with the Japanese

literally never had sunburn
just get progressively browner
based half italian genes

For me it's his mate Harold it's a good name Harold

Haha yeah 'Italian'.

>using /Brit/ as your psychologist and sharing your feelings and rants

Source?

You do know Italians are brown because they are mixed with paki genes

haha yeah

Kek this is me.

no he didn't

the nigger gf, as it were

Pretty interesting how Zig Forums generals become therapeutic for some as they come here to express their thoughts and release pressure

Aussie gets it
nobody gives a fuck about you here

Fucking blew my mind when I found out that prince Harry is a Henry. Always thought he was a Harold desu.

why doesn't apple just buy samsung? simple as

no it's because they're out in the sun all day

Haha yeah thats why they are so brown and hairy

They already had Indian diaspora spread around the Empire. South Africa, Fiji, Caribbean etc. If they got their economy in order whilst continuing to grow their diaspora in the Anglo countries, use them to build up business links, become the manufacturing powerhouse of the Commonwealth. Ensure the British elite make a killing out of India's boom and they'd keep supporting it oblivious to how vulnerable they were becoming.

hey bartender I'll have a whiskey

that would be so based
perma seethe from andreets

then they would be Sample, wouldnt work.

want to win the set for life lottery where you get 10 grand a month for 30 years, probably better than getting everything all at once desu

Appsung would be perfect tho.

Going bogeyed from starting at the computer all weekend. Don't know how office toilers do it.

Inflation though innit

Took a video during today's time with The Lord
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yep thats the big catch

Just buy samsung, take all the good tech they have like cool screens and whatever then just shut it down and sack most the people, keep the top 20% though. Simple as.

even with inflation if you can't manage 10 grand a month for 30 years enough to have a good life you're an absolute mong.

Did that fat black retarded kid who is the son of a footballer die of corona yet

happy clappies are odd people

But you could put it in an index fund and just pay yourself 10 grand a month

any drain gang man in

You're a fucking mong if you can't do the same with the lump sum though, and apparently you're worried that you wouldn't be able to.

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To be fair, most people who win a large lump sum are mongs. Lottery winners have far higher rates of bankruptcy and suicide than the general population

i'm half italian and i burn and shrivel like a fig if i dare set foot in open sunlight

Want to have my way with her.

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this post implies a lot of things about indian people that arent true obviously

having a look :P

hahaha xD

What colour do white people bleed?

getting involved

im 100% lancashire man born and bred, dont like it? fuck off home simple as

not even that hot, dont get the fuss around her

I remember how excited everyone was when they first brought the lottery in, it was a big event every week.

i thought this, then i went to Bali and sunbathed in 40c. my forehead came off in a sheet of skin. had to wear a hat for weeks.

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the colour of the red rose of lancashire

I imagine the taxes on 10k/month would be much better
Anyway, a simple DCF model would be able to work out if lump sum or payments are better