Walk in the woods

knock her out cold, suck on her titties, fuck her in every hole then leave her there and continue with my day

Untie her and serve her eggs

Get some bottles of water and make her drink it till she pisses on me

Thank God for this given and fuck her

I would touch her boobs for 5 minutes, then I would go to my home and jerk my pp

I read this as untie her and sever her legs.

>Form a subtle, but evil grin
>look around for possible witnesses
>take off my steel toe boots
>repeatly and forcefully bash and batter her ribcage
>pull her head back and smash her facebones to the point of shattering
>do not stop until her entire body is drentched with blood
>leave her there to drown in her own blood
>go home and log onto Zig Forums

behead

raep

Ask her if she decided to return to monke

Show her this picture and have a sensible chuckle about how she kind of looks like it. Then untie her and offer her a bowl of eggs.

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Put my children inside her then leave her as is

I was walking through the woods the other night at 1 o'clock in the morning. I do this a few times a month and I've never seen anyone else there until yesterday. A nice young woman was jogging but stopped me and said they got lost and their phone died and asked if I could help them out so I walked with them back to the entrance of the woods. I had a knife on her so I could've raped her. There would have been nothing stopping me. She couldn't call for help and there'd be nobody else there to hear her screams or get in my way. I didn't because I'm a good person but it was interesting to think about.

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>piercing
>short hair
leave her to starve

Untie her.

Handjobs=so ca$H

Of course, I would probably fuck her, but I wouldn't creampie inside of her because she was easily taken advantage of in the first place by people, thus weak genes, and would not be a suitable candidate for offspring.

Do you have her phone number at least?

The villagers have offered me a sacrifice, as requested.

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Good because her mating strategy is designed to attract virile males who mate opportunistically with as many females as possible, since such a trait will increase the genetic fitness of her sons.

Hey hey cite the first appearance of the meme in this thread, thank you

stuff eggs up her ass and cunt

It’s pretty, why is it ‘disgusting’?

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I take her to a river and make her eat dog turds and bite rocks

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underrated

What is this meme?

SEX

you're a cuck

leave, newfag

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She would've pepper sprayed you and kicked your ass

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>cover her up
>free her
>remember the last road and call the cops there
>check if she's drugged/able to walk
>if not, carry her to the cops
>let them take care of her
>they'll probably bring her to a hospital and post up a missing report
>go about my day

Yeah and that's about it

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Get a load of this well adjusted guy

kaye?

uffff men

why was my thread deleted but this one is still up?
fuck you jannies