This scares the European

Squirting water up your anus doesn’t really clean it.
It just leaves the poop that’s left inside more soggy.
Only toilet paper can remove poop.

kek

>I used this, works well enough for me.
Yeah same, pillupuhelin is surprisingly useful for men too especially if you get a massive assplosion or run out of tp

Barbarians dont know about the superiority of bidet

the same thing, sure
and they call us thirdworlders

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>Squirting water up your anus
You clearly have no idea how that thing works. You use it to wash the outside of your anus and then dry it with toilet paper (which has no shit stain on it because you're already clean). There's also a fan that blows hot air if you have more time to waste.

That being said I like the Italian system more because you can use soap too.

>toilet paper until no more shit stain
>have a shower(incl. directing the showerhead into your anoose)
>dry with toilet paper again
there you go, optimal poo hygiene

How do you wash your junk if water comes from the bottom? Also if it's slightly clogged won't it splash you with dirty water?

lel good one.

You wouldn't need all that time and effort if you just used a bidet.

You wipe yourself after using the bidet, brainiac. And washing yourself with water most definitely works better than just wiping with toilet paper

Why are there three valves? To change how strong it's spraying?

>all that time and effort
it takes less time than the poo itself

Isn’t that just messy and a waste of time?
Wouldn’t the water drip down your thighs and get in your underwear?
Why not just soak the toilet tissue in the water for a second for two and just do that?

Bidets make no sense. Just say it’s for sexual pleasure and move on.
See:

How can I when all the Karens out panic buying have hoarded all the toilet paper? More people need to invest in a bidet.

>Why not just soak the toilet tissue in the water for a second for two and just do that?
Have fun taking piece of paper out of your ass, we towels for that

Why would you wash your cock on a bidet? It's made to wash your insides, not to shower your balls(even thoug they do get wet) and after you are done you use a designated towel to dry you ass and balls.
And no, if you shit properly in your toilet you probably will have no shit fallin on your bidet, but even if it happen it will not get clogged where the water comes out because it shoot water with a decent strength to blast out anything that might remain, if shit falls down it will be carried out to the drainage. The drainage might get clogged if you are an animal.
If you get the urge to shit while using a bidet(it's normal because you are giving yourself a really weak enema) just stop and move back to the toilet.

Mcdonalds destroyed your brain

> Why are there three valves? To change how strong it's spraying?
These are old bidets but normally the one on the right its for cold water and the one on the left its for hot water, no idea what the third one does.

You can dab it on your butt, not wipe.
>UGH yes I just LOVE squirting liquid up my ass

Your really never used one, they are more pleasant to use than toilet paper but they are not that comfortable unless you use a really weak stream of warm water, but at that point you are not really cleaning anything.

Why would water drip down your thighs? You're not supposed to use it while standing up.

Do you wash your dick in the sink after peeing? I know there are people who do it but I find the bidet more hygienic.

>You're not supposed to use it while standing up.
Then how do you get the water in? It’s attached to the toilet?

>Do you wash your dick in the sink after peeing? I know there are people who do it but I find the bidet more hygienic.
I guess you can but I just give it a good shake and use toilet paper to clean the droplets that are left, I really don't like spending extra time every time I go to take a piss.

Wtf is this? Do continentals actually squirt water at their ass holes?

The cheap ones are indeed atached to the toilets, more traditional ones like are not,
No idea how do you even use those plastic ones, probably end up squirting water all over your ass and lower back

Imagine using toleit paper like a monkeys using leafs 10.000 years ago

do americans really just wipe their buttholes with paper?

My skin is tanning and my bank account is being emptied just looking at this image.

it's a m*d thing