ITT we talk about french culture

ITT we talk about french culture

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I wish they never got rid of their monarchy.

Doesn't exist anymore

Never existed

don't bully the french, they are based

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Why do they speak French

we surrendered it

hon hon hon la cigarette with coffee

>Why do they speak French
too lazy to learn something else. Actually most of us haven very poor French skills

>la cigarette
BANNED

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What the fuck is french culture ?

superior to our own.

sounds breddy comfy

It was brief and diseased, like a sneeze.

>french culture
No such thing.

Read history books. I'm too lazy to do it

"French culture
496-1968
RIP"

>Read history books. I'm too lazy to do it
>"French culture
>496-1968
>RIP"

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Cigarettes...

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>What the fuck is french culture ?
It's what a Frenchman remembers when he has forgotten everything.

>french culture

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Nothing, in other words.

>I don't know what to post so I'm going to pick something from my pic folder

"quotes are an acceptable substitute for lack of wit". Quotes, not silly pictures.
Now, search something appropriate from a wittier fellow than yourself and post it, this will be a first step towards French culture.

Oh, and use qwant.com, not Google, of course.

>Libertate, egalitate, BBC

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I sleep :)

Why are frenchies here so selfhating?

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>wit
>french culture

>Nothing, in other words.
And yet, there is a word for it, "culture", and it found its way to other languages (like English) and all corners of the earth (all the way to Australia).
And we're here discussing it, centuries after it was coined.

Isn't that fascinating?

>>I don't know what to post so I'm going to pick something from my pic folder
>"quotes are an acceptable substitute for lack of wit". Quotes, not silly pictures.
>Now, search something appropriate from a wittier fellow than yourself and post it, this will be a first step towards French culture.
>Oh, and use qwant.com, not Google, of course.

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You must be brain damaged to think anything in France right now is worth preserving/defending.

>Why are frenchies here so selfhating?
We may be the worst nation... I'd reckon we rank about 200th from the bottom.

gib qt french gf

The entire french culture is based around rot
Wine is rotten grapes, cheese is rotten milk, everything is just rotten

Mirin' that hair tho

>shit I know even less what to post now
>quick, I'll greentext it

Get to work if you intend to have a discussion. Either, well, discuss, or post something from a smarter person.

t. Schlomo

>Karl? Obviously a Franconian speaker which means he would fit right in modern Germany, my ancestor.

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>t. Schlomo

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Does your country have gloire eclatante? If it's not France then the answer is no

Basiert und rotgepillt.

>>t. Schlomo

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Nope. Baguettes go bad in a few hours. I go to the bakery before both lunch and dinner.
The charming daughter of the baker then pulls out from the secret basket the choice baguette she lovingly put aside for me, like she does twice a day every day (except every other thursday).
I put it in my cloth bag (it's still hot from the oven), put my 1€ coin on the counter and we thank each other and bid each other good day.

I'll trade it for a big titty german gf

the fact that german "people" always have to remind people that charlemagne was a germanic speaker proves we already won the culture war
i've met an american who thought charles martel was a pure frenchman, that's how it is just get over it