/birt/

according to my sources this photo was taken 2 weeks ago at 2AM in the morning

actually mental how much of a banger that oingo boingo song is
so inappropriate though
bet that's what danny elfman was going for

think i'm properly realising now that life isn't something you do because you want to

it's not fun

it's not nice

it's a chore

looool could do with bashing that up

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saw some stella artois at the local bottle-o lads
worth picking up?

yea its decent

love birt threads
just imagning the runts struggling to find it in the catalog and then having to find the old thread instead and scroll down all the way to the bottom to find the link, brilliant

That's Daz you plank

yeah might give it a crack

BADA BING

No.. generic piss innit, no point paying a premium for it

feel like naming my son bert but spelling it weird like birt

>he doesn't eat his kiwis whole with the skin on

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Found my golliwog

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The so called "social distancing"

twitter.com/NoelRock/status/1294764775147266049

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top cheap drink: Doom Bar
top pricey drink: Camden Hells

can hear my parents arguing the hallway lads
dad is sounding like a fucking whiney cunt

Did a gram last night
Regretting it now, wasnt even fun and I’m so tired

immigrant here, been in the uk 2 months, any idea how i can go to the usa instead?

just gotta put yourself in his shoes mate imagine being married for 20 years

kek Camden hells is literally awful, tastes like some sort of citron dish soap

what is he whining about?

I physically cringe when people get all hyped up to mr brightside
Normies are stupid cunts

bunning a zoot

pubs were the bartender/landlord is having a drink are always mental

mental how big it is here and the uk
and everyone here thinks its english

Mum's bull ate the food he was going to have for lunch again, second week in a row lmao

wow your so cool

they are trying to sort out something to do with damp in the basement but hes being really horrible and patronising about it and basically just calling my (extremely intelligent) mum an idiot over and over again

but really hes angry that my younger brother called him "gramps" 2 days ago when he couldnt remember the wifi password. i suspect he might be just beginning to lose his memory and its freaking him out.

very grim situation all around desu

think its a war crime not to let your wife enjoy the satisfaction of sucking and fucking wog willies

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I know

no idea how but i fully support your decision to fuck off, cya

doing a yank

ah yes recall you mentioning your da's early onset dimentia a bit earlier
have a bit more sympathy mate if that's truly the case

how fucking old is your dad mate lmao

will never understand the allure of cuckoldry

for me its 2am Booze Britain reruns with signing
youtube.com/watch?v=68HA-ySbpG0

blog on

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Were you talking yesterday about how your dad's become a passive aggressive whiny baby since he reached middle age? Something about him going in a huff and sitting in a room all day

good lad

it's half 1 in the afternoon mate not 2 am

youtube.com/watch?v=97vijG6W1iE

what does your so-called clever mum know about damp? i have 100% trust in your dad's ability to deal with this, this is what men do

bent nonce

hahaha and then what

I read it.

Imagine the absolute state of her new money former working class deano parents

yeah just sounds like he's being way too hard on his dad

the lunch

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what is that?

curry tortellini?

sloppa

Agreed, don’t know why it’s so popular. Not a fan of punk ipa either. I do like a nice bombardier or spitfire.

chicken curry and pasta?

umm wheres the veg

You lot tried the new Microsoft Edge??
pretty good and cos its chormium based you can use google chrome extensions

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looks like smelly mucusy poo

curry pasta

a fucking state

good times, for a change

quick rundown on old mate edgy

59

yep thats the one
but hes moved past being passive-aggressive and now hes just being aggressive-aggressive

if there is a god why would he make life so miserable and people so shit

Looks a like a ravioli or Tortellini in a tomato and mascarpone sauce

ye

Must do this myself

i don't want to use your browser, bill

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youtube.com/watch?v=Gb33Qnbw520
choon

why not?

damn it's almost like belief and religion are copes

punishment for sins in a past life

This is exactly the reason why I hate being here, racist pricks who hate everything that is not labelled as "english".

Aggressive aggressive is a lot better than passive aggressive

I only read good books.

Still finishing up Dune.

Names Paul btw.

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>damn it's almost like belief and religion are copes

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Weird question but when you lads blink do you sometimes see a really bright, blinding light, just for a millisecond?

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My dad has basically become a drunk gooncaver so it could be worse mate

>gooncaver
what's that?

yeah

fuck off then