Americans are forced to speak a european language

>Americans are forced to speak a european language

OHNONONONO

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Excuse me, but may I ask: What language are you speaking right now?

Um sorry English is European. Brexit means Brexit

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Brexit means brexit hans. British is now an oceanian language.

Isn't*

>British is now an oceanian language.
you're fucked in the head cunt

This. It's an American language now.

Damn, hams didn't stand a chance

Brexit from the EU not the continent Europe, cunt.

Based

I'm glad we spent all of that time yesterday summoning Uruguay

But they aren't on the continent.

Kek
I bet half of the Japanese doesn’t know that English is spoken in the UK, even though they know that English is spoken in the US.

My Granddad built runways on captured Pacific Islands so the rest of you wouldn't have to speak NAZI.

So it's true that the average American doesn't know basic geography. Always thought it was just a meme.

what the fuck, are japanese people really that retarded

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_Europe

>main land
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europe

Continental

you are telling me they dont know what the 英 in 英語 means? sounds like nonsense tbqhwyn

But it's China behind a proxy.

>Americans are forced to speak a european language
nigga dafuq u mean nigga fr nigga i been speakin the the language of my hood since i was born nigga ain't no wypipo language round here nigga

AYO fr nigga them aint understand wuz spoke none of their lang ayi ma nigga

You can say that for pretty much any post user.

BTFO

UUUUUUH KRAUTBROS??????????????

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>What language are you speaking right now?

English -- a Germanic language.

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>My Granddad built runways on captured Pacific Islands so the rest of you wouldn't have to speak NAZI.

Did it seriously take you 1 hour and 44 minutes to come up with that comeback? Weak.

Did you really take centuries to come up with a third world economy? Weak.

sounds like youre a cuck to me m8

>he's ruled by a german monarch

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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>German
>English
oh no no no no

Based grandpa

Says the 30 year old country.

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>he's forced to speak another country's language

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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???

English is Germanic bruv :^)

>thirdie COPE

Yes.

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windsor doesnt sound very deutsch to me

I live in the largest Chinatown in the US so I mostly only speak Cantonese and Mandarin here lmao

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Imagine getting out bantered by uruguay LOL

If you want her to sound truly British, change her name to Wrinklehag McPakicum.

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Absolutely seething.
And you're still speaking in AMERICAN English ahahaha

why do europeans desperately try to ride the accomplishments of anglo saxon civilisation? it's all quite cringe and transparent desu

Imagine getting outbred by pakistan LOL

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>LMAO
>Using American made acronym.
lmao
>English is Germanic bruv :^)
English is English :^)

yes, we are European

>Absolutely seething.

hes got nothing LMAO

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>windsor doesnt sound very deutsch to me
>he doesn't know

They literally changed name to sound less German in the 1900s and you Brits have already forgotten where they came from. Kinda embarrassing, not gonna lie

basado

>Brits have already forgotten where they came from

Yeah. Africa.
LOL!

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German Dichsucher on damage control

>American made

LÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜL

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>americans have to pay taxes to their government even if they live abroad

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHA

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>Imagine getting outbred by pakistan LOL

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Reminder that burgers were invented in the US
Anything else you hear is grasping straws :)

>A girl's mother copied the names, numbers and text messages of 177 Asian men, including a police officer, from her daughter's mobile phone after the 13-year-old went missing for five days. Police said that using the information would infringe the girl's and the men's human rights.

LÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜL

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>they have a president of German descent
klingt wunderbar

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>hes got nothing
Got what? American bases on MY soil? NOPE. Unlike Germany LOL

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>America, UK, Uruguay, Chile

Nice to see the brown thirdies itt have each other's backs

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>LÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜL

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015–16_New_Year's_Eve_sexual_assaults_in_Germany
rapefugees welcome

>Got what?

Food on your table? NOPE LOL

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LÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜL

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>American made
Yes :^)))

>his Shartident is german

KRAUT'D LOL

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We need an European Union State.

>be german
>get raped
LOL

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>germans are ugly
I know :)

>Er weiß nicht mal dass wir nicht dazu gezwungen wurden, eine europäische Sprache zu sprechen, sondern wir tun das freiwillig weil wir von den Völkern Europas abstammen.
Wie dumm und ungebildet kann man nur sein?

>be british
>likewise

LÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜL

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At least I'm eating Uruguayan food and not Arabic food.

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heh, based.

oh damn, this is also based

Is all this tantrum because of the "wir suchen dich" meme?

Absolutely blown the fuck out.

>autistic swede doesnt get the joke
kinda cuckish that you know about our history whilst we know nothing about yours also
do you think entirely in english at this point?

>At least I'm eating Uruguayan food

Yeah, from a bin.

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Cope

>English -- a Germanic language.
Cope

that had nothing to do with the post

Show some respect, as a scandi he might be your relative.

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heilige scheiße. America is krauted heavily

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Actually the American is right

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>doesn't have a german syntax
>doesn't have german inflection
>has different syllables
>almost no words in common
English is literally closer to French than it is to German. This "it's a germanic language!!!!" Is pure cope. English is a mixture of Celtic and Romance languages, full stop.

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