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Young love edition

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>I will never have this.
This hurts

the snooker gf

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Thought this was that image of the girls beheaded in Morocco. Grim that was my first thought on that thumbnail

The agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

i'm still thinking about mine 4 years later

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Home Secretary Priti Patel has told MPs that migrants coming to Britain claim France is a "racist" country where they could be "tortured", according to reports.

At a time when the UK and France are tussling over how to stem the flow of migrants across the English Channel, Ms Patel is reported to have made the comments in a conference call with more than 40 Conservative MPs.

Kinda feels like we haven’t had a terrorist attack in longer than usual

>Karen the country
These snarky mother fuckers, I'm fucking pissed

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much changed in the past 18 months then?
doesn't seem like it.
Is paki bender sex offender still about?

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industrialisation is good

they've all been absorbed by my bollocks

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The DNA sequence for smallpox is available right this second, the cat is out of the bag and we are fucked

$750000 in USD or Canadian dollars?

Can't afford if Ameribucks, but in Canukistani sheckels, I think I could scrounge that much up in my couch cushions.

;p

Wish I had a norfmorph who hugged me and sang songs with me on the train. Sneak a cheeky pint and impervious to the no shirt no service rule.

Based

feel like I've seen various posts before

it's
happening
again

aaah yes that hand has distinctly black colour to it

Cant imagine the state of your bollocks now

if you had one shot
one opportunity

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haha cheeky photo that

Well I can guarantee one thing, if there is an incident in London, Sadiq Khan will go out of his way to say "now this is just the action of a deranged individual(s)" Who the fuck is this guy? The mayor from Jaws?

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>get dumped by 2 of my high school GF's because they decided to become lesbians

Think I'd rather have been a kissless virgin or a poof instead.

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that is epic for the win my friend

what are some reasons for and against having a wank

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>she won't be there for you when you get home
>you will never fall asleep with her head on your shoulder again
>she will never hug you again

FUCK GET THE NAVY IN HERE STAT

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>bunch of losers sitting in a hippy tree commune
>get raped/exterminated by industrial power

>brits BTFO'd out of the CL
oh no no no no

rekt by farmers

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was howling at this again earlier today and the gf asked me what I was laughing at
fortunately it was a video about oldham so I explained how it's a really shit town and how even in the sun it looks shit
think she bought it

sex offender bender

seeet ryhme

have americans gone mentally unhinged or were they always like this?

just be killing their own kind if they tried it now
it's easier just to outbreed the natives.

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What the hell is going on in britain

against: [tumbleweed rolling past]
for: [900+ page book slamming on table]

stop misusing our gimmicks adolf

Also why is it called "translate"? I want to to transnow.

yo
the pitch is greasy
knees week
tap-in looks easy

Boost bar or Moro? How's it branded in your area?

for: feels good
against: feel lethargic after

dunno sorry x

Not have a social secturity net is probably starting to them.

good post

Basement bio-hacking is real, remeber that weird Japanese death cult that produced Sarin and VX nerve gas and attempted to produce botulinum toxin?

>germans be like
go energy drink!

those are separate things here

I know how to make napalm.

go back to /x/ you schizo runt

im gonna have a gf one day and when she looks in the mirror and is like 'oh my god im getting old' im going to tell her that her face and body is only one onehundredth of her beauty, and that most of her beauty resides within her heart etc

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>tfw no high IQ terrorist group

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Styrofoam and Petrol, mixed in until it's the consistency of honey. Big whoop

It is only a tiny tiny fringe, I do not know why they have been given so much power and why NO ONE is standing up to them

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so youre saying she's 99% ugly on the outside

a gf in real life would get annoyed if you said this

At long last, boys. A successful invasion of the Br*tish Isles.

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Go to 2:55 for some quality Mark
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not sure if boost bars are now branded here as star bars or if they were different bars all along but boost bars themselves don't seem to be available but you can still get boost minis

eitherway boost, star bars and moros are obviously all the same thing

FOB

Look all this information available now to us, some of it is very dangerous in the wrong hands, this is a very real existential threat

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/brit/ is slower than I remember

paranoid schizo freak

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We’re all in /esp/

don't care virgin

Still don't like those silly walking british island queers for stopping the Germanic race from killing commies and having to call in their master the US

Fasces=bundle of sticks
Faggot=bundle of sticks
Ergo
Fascists=faggots

Boku ga Saki ni Suki dattanoni...

Faggots=fascists. Think about it.

>fatality rate 78%

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stfu fascist

I want to lick Emma Watson’s asscrack.

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Because it’s a corporate and political psyop. The timing of the riots just seems incredibly convenient. Same for they way in which they died out, basically amounting to nothing.

Can vouch for this. The correct approach is to tell her that it’s still beautiful to you. And the thing is, it’s likely you’ll be telling the truth in saying that, because of you truly love someone, you’ll love them no matter their age.

>symptoms: treatment

leave norwich alone pal

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

not when we're 70 years old

mate she probably would be if she were dating me

but no i'm saying despite all her outward beauty, her inner beauty would be much much more etc

want to wank but know i would want to kill myself after
guess i should just do it

im 26 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

lol Spree has a sequence where it goes to Zig Forums

>nip virus
you cannot make this shit up

YAMETE! hentai seiyoku - ara etchi yo!

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Patient fucking zero over here...

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