If I met an American dude, invited him over and grilled him a burger in my grill, would he possibly become my friend?

If I met an American dude, invited him over and grilled him a burger in my grill, would he possibly become my friend?

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Yes.

He’d say “Konichiwa, dude! Can you set me up with your sister?”

>it better be a damn good burger if i'm gonna have to be friends with some feather haired finnish soft boy!

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Americans are so nice people. Hell yes, I'd do that if I met an American dude.

I'd probably think you're a cool dude, yeah.

I have a deepfryer in my place too, so some fries and onion rings are avalaible as well...

I wish I could grill with Americans but they would insult me and criticise my burgers.

I probably grill my burgers worse than you would honestly.

I'll be your friend

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I wouldn’t insult you :)

>I have a deepfryer in my place
grim

I'd rather drink vodka and sauna but that's because I lived in a super Finnish part of the US. Like they celebrated Heikinpäivä and half the streets had Finnish names.

Would go for some onion rings. Fries, maybe, but I'm very picky about how I like my fries and no one seems to get them right, so 95% of the time I don't eat fries.

No we wouldn't. Despite our love of burgers we aren't very good at cooking burgers. The matriarch has control over the grill and usually makes them extra well done as an act of dominance.

patriarch*
women are not allowed to go near the grill under any circumstances

If it’s good. If you fuck it up, he might pump you full of 9mm at 3000 fps.

Which town in the UP?

I can confirm both nuggets of wisdom here. The act of grilling is more sacred than the grilled product itself and women are in fact NOT allowed to grill. They know this and observe this sacred law.

i just wanna grill

The one across the river from Hancock

I just want to grill some meat with Americans and drink beer and watch sports.

>watch sports.
Which sports?

Choose wisely...

YES... o-of course... I love sports... I heard the Red Sox got another touchdown the other day...

h-hockey...?

literally the easist people on earth to befriend.
Literally just have to speak english.
maybe Aussies are easier to befriend. They also like burgers.

Probably. You'd be my friend.

>implying Americans can cook
as long as it is burger we are satisfied

I came for the burgers

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that burger is too smol

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>Friend is leaving the country
>Get some ribeyes at the butcher's to have a going away dinner
>£16 what the fuck, oh well they'll be good
>Cook them in a pan for the first time ever
>Turn out medium-well, bordering on well-done
I was going to message my dad about having steak but after that I didn't. He'd just be ashamed that I ruined them. Felt like shit for giving that to my bro for his last meal in the UK. I miss having a grill.