/brit/

clearly never dabbled in JS

put it in her fanny

COOOOOOM

>Just ragged the gf silly
>Reckon spaffing in a girl doggy style is the most peng feeling on earth desu, no wonder people used to go to war over it.

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Three equals signs Jeremy? That's insane

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Always found it easier to talk in pubs because the setting is more geared to having a good laugh rather than just drinking and dancing

Religion and art are superior to science

I am the second COOMing of Christ

What else could I say
Everyone is gay

had a massive orgy with all the birds at caravan club, all fit and proper filthy too
made them cum twice each easily

more like United Poopingdom

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If you missed it, here's Poley and his mate/boyfriend Shippy as seen on Newsnight.

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leg-locked balls-deep mating press missionary is objectively the most primal way to coom

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Love this gimmick

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the 'imepiece

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Euskadi sub-edition

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imagine going to uni these days and being the only white person in your lecture

>JavaScript

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ShipAnon looking trim

cute!

Older photo of them together.

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>Joshua Cheptegei Runs 12:35.36 To Break 5,000-Meter World Record in Monaco

mental can't comprehend it

it's a lecture i'm there to learn not obsess over other people's skin colour

it works in JS but is not a JS thing as such, you can easily just use student.isPoor since it is implied by convention to be a boolean value anyway

Any of them which are 'C-like', I'm a JS developer so it can be JS

Porky Poley!!

lmao how the fuck was this spotted?

Holy kek

lmao he keeps being caught on camera

weird seeing your local town on /brit/. only found out recently are Moni's from nearby Rochdale

fat punani

youtu.be/AY1bA23hGMU

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do you think that weirdo put it in poley's bum yet?

>it is implied by convention to be a boolean value anyway
that's right, I actually forgot about that for a second

I really have no clue but someone posted it and I thought at first they were obviously lying but once I actually checked it turned out to be real
youtube.com/watch?v=geL6eYSUNvo&t=34

;_;

rahhhhhh

and that's why they call it the derren brown snake

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they clearly seem enamoured with each other. who are we to judge/deride them for that?

that's a call back

based

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Get a life you sad bastard

hello, cringe police? I'd like to report a cringe.

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He's met Poley's dad at least

any good books on determinism

why does he get upset when his teammates score

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probably

i could ping a straight ball 40 yards

ahaha

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I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort have a magic xylophone or something?

I can't stop laughing
So not feminine

b-but moni is a meme

can't be determined enough to find one yourself eh

well for one Amer is a registered sex offender, shouldn't be allowed on the highstreet really

haha what a donkey

>200,000+ views
Poley's made it as a YouTube superstar

fucking Yanks making me pronounce Iraq and Iran as Eye-rack and Eye-ran

Cos he's the ultimate stat padder along with Messi

on to someone foot who is sprinting without them breaking stride? sure you could big man.

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The good thing is that it's not the end of the world for people who don't get in. There are people who don't do well in school that end up being happy and doing well in life as a whole. School is frighteningly disconnected from reality.

Calculating by algorithm is stupid, but does it really warrant people acting like the world has ended?

it was divined to an user in a dream

Oinarritua

want two professional footballers to shoot my bollocks across an entire field then catch it like that

he'll find one
it has already been determined

Quite a few, yeah.

>registered sex offender
is that like a registered nurse?

instagram.com/p/CDmGI-ApoSl/

based

>peckham
>croydon
>hackney
>lewisham

in the hedge fund where I work javascript is considered a shit language and web developers are mocked regularly
why? because web devs are mongs simple as

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the endz init

dunno why discord is installing so many updates has the way text is sent over the internet changed dramatically

It really does boggle the mind to think that Amer had to change his gender to deflect/attempt to excuse his appalling predatory behaviour.

all these kids been watching too much yank tv

well tagliafico slows down to take the ball. you're just putting it into an area

'tis the future innit

Damn coentrao, what happened to him? Remember he looked absolutely based before he went to Real Madrid

>but does it really warrant people acting like the world has ended?
Of course not. We have a lot of bigger problems to deal with anyway

school is literally their entire life to that point, they've been 100% brainwashed into believing it actually matters

alri josh

be funny if when he nonces again he's sent to a male prison anyway
funny on top of completely apt and deserved, of course

I mean clubs as in Meetup-type clubs, social clubs on various topics. If you don't have hobbies that will involve girls then try out different things. Simply just have to get out there mate. Though as you know it's a bit of a downtime at the minute. There are many social groups you can find on sites like Meetup.com which are talking through apps like Zoom etc.

>pays you 80k a week

Fuck that noise, read up on russian consequentialism

not why i do it but thank you

ik, and even more so since half of them are probably doing meme degrees that can easily be switched out for something equivalent with no real bearing on future employment prospects.
Only ones it is actually shit for are the ones getting medical school places revoked, which really should have been accounted for imo

are Jezza Clarkson makes based tweets every year talking about his C and two U grades and how he swims in pools of liquid gold now or some shit like that

Was going to get the toilfu a small bday present and card but now she's gone and shagged another lad I shan't bother even acknowledging it

Name on Mikey

youtu.be/3cB8VNKQzbs

explain this one then rorke

chebs

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can you have a favourite band but a favourite song by someone else?

tiring of this gimmique

I want to fuck a pretty blonde German qt with a name like Sabine

proper bummed out over being screwed over by an algorithm lads. I was going to go to the University of East Norwich to embark on a 4 year course in Bum-Sniffing

i would do anything to free my mind of this obsession

Name on 190kg

yea of course

Obviously
What if the favourite song is from a solo artist :)

NO. you simply CANNOT. it is FORBIDDEN

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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>din dins finally ready
>steamed veggies (3 different types)
>roasted potatoes
>chicken that would make the white people spice meme look exciting
getting tired of this nonsense

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Next

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have £305 in my wallet, should really deposit it in the bank in case muggerberg gets me

are banks open or still locked down?

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