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arseplay + wank tonight
a fitting end to a shit week off
hate my life
might just go to SEA and do a zyzz once this covid shite is over

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love how middle class wankers are getting their kids to draw the latest propaganda slogan and hang it in the window

post arse pic

post cock

Proper mental, I went there on holiday when we could get double our money. Would feel cheated to go there now

honestly reading the first line I thought you meant Arsenal are playing West Ham tonight

What do you mean?

At any rate, I’m glad my parents never tried to force any political shite on me. It seems to be an exclusively middle class thing.

poo willy bum wank

youtube.com/watch?v=b8Dx6D1wtU4

I know those are gaiters but they look like sissy socks. The kilt isn't helping it either

THANK YOU NHS
BLACK LIVES MATTER

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truly despise the middle class

so lads
what's your end game

Whatta chad

yank wife and house in the middle of nowhere in the western united states

to shag 30 women
on 24 at the moment
not really got any other goals

'cide
don't see any reason to carry on that much longer
everything is getting worse

image the state of the goblin that put this together lmao

Euro wife and a mountain cabin somewhere in Europe

Graduate with my degree in history and finally have sex

what happened to the alkie ITT that was turning yellow and was suicidal?

also what happened to the guy that wanted to shag his mum?

rate jacket, lads

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Thoughts?

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may or may not have been hitting refresh in the old thread for the last 9 minutes

how big is a flaccid penis supposed to be?
lass refused to shag last night on account of the size of my FLACCID penis

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get someone to publish my book

she's put on weight

link to video?

The Tories are good for the econom....

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idk my flaccid is like 2 inches and narrow but hard its almost 7x6

how did anyone even spot this?

LMAO

state of those gremlins

Lmfao idiot

ah...ah....ah...CHOOOOOOO

mine's 15cm flaccid and i still get quite self conscious over it even though i'm like 20cm erect

Unironically.

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wasn't a pen for man utd imo

Live happily with a wealthy cougar who has a good love of books and just spend all day screwing and reading

getting a bit odd
wasn't he spotted at some wrestling thing before?

Mine is like a baby. 2 inches at most. Hard she is a good 7.1 though. You bastards need to stop spreading the grower not shower is a myth meme swear to God.

joseph was such a fucking simp
if he'd called out mary as the slag she very evidently was then none of this bullshit would have happened

Klinefelters tier body shape

Saw a traveller girl there last night in the pub and fuck me. I mean perfect arse tits and face. Don’t know whether real or false. Ofcourse, she’s married. Who’s she married to? Some over weight short legged runt who’d run with a single roar. A sheep dog. Such is life. Sorry I didn’t try blast her back end out inside the toilets because, in all fairness, who would do anything about it.

that's a nice goal

scran is here

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go from working class slave to middle class posh guy with loser kids and a trophy wife that cheats on me with a young yoga instructor while I'm playing tennis and laugh at working class slaves

who's this fat paki lad?

bless you

What does Moni keep in the pockets? Packed like her arse on a Saturday afternoon them

my younger cousin (whos slightly retarded) is dating a pikey girl now

wanting to live in america is such a pleb tier life goal

cope

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can already feel the diarrhea coming

based fury, him and BJS are great

been eating a bit too much curry

Yeah its pretty shit
I moved from one region to another thinking it would substantially improve but it's more or less the same. Just better weather/climate/laws. Same retarded people

big stacks

no more dead cops!

Grim

yeah, sounds good in theory, but fuck living around yanks

Still feel itchy and a bit nauseous and have no appetite. Going to get off the booze and hope everything sorts itself out.

AH.....AH.......AH.......AHCHOOOOOOOOO
ergh.....
sorry everone

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strawpoll.me/20780669

HOW OLD ARE YOOUUU ARE YOU OLD ENOOOUGGH?

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Do you want to find love in Japan brits?

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i usually shit infront of the seat or on the ground in the stall

michelle keegan looks like she has a bit of pikey in her

i want to find hate in japan

>how did that coleslaw get into your mouth?

japanese femboys are made for bwc

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Explain please

The cat loves sleeping on my fresh from undies she does. Silly bastard putting white hairs all over em. Haha, good show

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Just got to find a good social circle that will set me up with a wealthy cougar.

90% of travellers are fat short runts though

Canadians shit like animals no surprise there

>keegan
Just Irish

don't have one
just go where the wind takes me

>REDMI NOTE 8

Since when do Americans buy typical Euro pleb phones?

have you see a tim hortons bathroom in manitoba at 2am? theres needles and fucking tampons everywhere

dread to think how much time i spent playing fps games when i was in school 10 years ago
summers of 2009-2011 especially were just non stop
hardly play them at all know and i haven't spoken to anyone from school since i finished and i almost never play fps/multiplayer games any more

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Animals

Why are the Scottish always so MAD??

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name?

Ill fucking break your neck

Why is milky calling anyone short when he's 5'4

Hooooly cringe

as a white man-