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thinking about toil edition

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hate yanks that are too ignorant to realise they don't fit in
but the thing i hate even more is the yanks that think they 'get it' (they don't) and try to mock the other yanks

Met a cute grill in the psych ward and she gave me her number so we can stay in touch

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hate all yanks the maximum amount it is physically possible to hate someone

no exceptions

I like the yank who posts his pet cat dan
BIG fan of jeffrey too

Tried to spontaneously fuck the wife earlier today while she was cleaning but she rejected me.

I just know she's going to try and make it up to me tonight but I really cba, the mood has gone

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best fashion choice you can make is being in good shape. almost anything will look good on you.

Spree is a great movie lads. fun as fuck. insist you give it a watch

Haha except for me though am i right?
*nudges you*

think my balls are still shrinking

she'd have to be mentally unstable to take an interest in you

excellent post

both me

christ
bet she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

where's 190

Get the feeling if you've got a pot belly and what not there really isn't any point in trying.

Unless you're too beefed up

watch the nightingale on netflix

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>take my prescription
>2mg risperdal
>gf disappears

j'adore les chats

Don't care and yes kind of but found my slightly autistic waifu maybe

Started watching it the other week. Had to stop because I had to get back to work but I will finish it lad, don't worry.

no

I agree. But I do love heroinyank, crazy bastard

take your meds

anyone want to shag her for me?

>why yes I DID watch AVGN when he was all the rage and still do to this day

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wish there was a french poster ITT right now

British what? British scum. Jajaja...

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>wife
state

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jajaja

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Come on, insult me with your rotten teeth.

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Might start streaming games and hopefully earn money to escape the horrors of toil

uno beero par favor mate

firmly believe casual sex will help me get over the ex
just need to allow an apporpriate amount of time to pass before seeking it out on various media (tinder,happn, etc)

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so lads

next sesh yeah

I'm going to be flirting with attractive girls infront of a girl I've semi-oneitus'd

girls like guys that girls like ye?

might have to commit to sex with another girl but owell

190 tier post

It's good like stuff set in that time period but preferred Sharpe tbqh felt like they drummed the message in too hard and all the rapes were a bit much. Felt a bit cartoonish at points.

>uno beero par favor mate

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Deliveroo have updated my delivery time twice now. I am well and truly on the ropes. I NEED my pizza.

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proxy off 190

what sort of pizza you getting x

this is literally me

Once in my psychosis had an imaginary guardian angel gf and she was penggg

father talks like this to Mexican people at restaurants

>psychosis

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Going to stop seshing and start watching anime

How much you gonna tip?

I don’t get it.

the current beard setup got me looking like one of them bastard fauns from narnie. bruh

test me you must be bent g don't tempt me
i've had this skeng for so long is needs to be empty

post tits pls

Spaniards are moor mutts and not really part of Europe anymore

>IN DE OVEN

>arctis rainshield
thanks for the rec, think i'll cop when the black is back in stock.

Based. Even trying to speak a foreign language as a native English speaker is like throwing a £100 note to a homeless person, foreigners should be humbled and in awe that you would bestow them with such a privilege.

kek this is me

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prodigys last verse on that is goat tier