Life in Scandinavia be like

Life in Scandinavia be like

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You know, I just walked in from my balcony and have 10+ new mosquito bites and now this thread.

Do you live on the coast?

>living in a mosquitolet region

No, 100 meters from a forest and river.

It hasn't been that bad this summer imo.

Do you guys have shit like EEE and west nile virus

mosquitos here are completely harmless, if that's what you're asking

We barely have any poisonous animals at all. Literally just one kind of snake that is poisonous and even then you'll survive the bite if you get treatment.

Nope, our mosquitoes don't carry anything like that. Just makes you itch.

Yeah same here

Does it happen that wild beasts end up short of blood

what do you use to kill them when they get inside?
is there any effective repellent?

It has happened that reindeer die from lack of blood up in northern Sweden.

grim

i hate when this happens

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>what do you use to kill them when they get inside?
Fly swatter. Doesn't help much though, so I don't even try anymore.
I live in a literal commieblock area (pic related) and the air is thick with mosquitoes outside.

I have like 30 skeeters flying around my apartment right now.

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i have wondered if it would work to buy some animal blood and double tape and make a trap for them like you do with wasps and flys

Maybe, I doubt it though.

lmao plebejis don't have a mosquito lamp

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how do you sleep? those shits always try to go into my ears
i have those repellent smell things that keep them away, work quite fine

I stopped visiting Scotland in July/August because of this.
It's more midges than mozzies though.

I'm used to it. Also I have two fans blowing air around me at night so they seem to have trouble landing on me.

>stay inside
>raped by small black things
>go outside
>raped by big black things
sweden = suffering

>faggot crane fly comes into room
>on computer at middle of night
>dangles its legs in your face out of nowhere

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>jump in water to escape
>suffocate and burn on millions of slimy things

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Aren't they extinct? Haven't seen them for a long time

Nope, not even close. Every year they increase in number. They thrive as other species are suffering.

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The last three super hot years have multiplied their numbers extremely. Swedish waters are just packed with jellyfish right now. I went fishing on Friday and had to give up after 2 hours because all I caught was lines full of jelly.

I think they are more common in Sweden than in Norway. I rarely see them

Huh, lucky you.

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truly hell on earth
i'd like to note that a few blacked memes aside, i've always been friendly to the irl svens i've met and they were all pretty cool guys (never met a swedish girl tho)