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DIY Orgasms edition

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Your average female BLACKED viewer, everyone

her bf is white lad

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Girls actually do this, they all go for chad, it’s funny bc when I was travelling I was with a girl who was fit we just met the night before so were seeing the place

Then we went to a tour guide and some 6’6 literal chad lookalike from the meme joined and she said hello to him in a really submissive way

This girl was incredibly fit btw I was like wtf is she doing with me (in my head)

I was like ah ffs lol here we go but whatever know your worth and all that

So just gave that chad a smirk hello and left it there

And it was mad I think she sensed my shagger vibes in not giving a shit at all (when I really did) and proceeded to ignore Chad whilst he followed us like a dog on a bone

Was a coming of age moment for me ngl

Every time he was near us he’d talked to his friend ultra loudly and pretty much follow us about the whole thing

Then he left in an absolute rage bc she ignored him

Good feels

Just know your worth ini

MOWWW HELP HOOMAN HEEEELP
HAHAHAHA

The old don’t value the future because they will never live it. The young don’t value tradition because they never worked for it.

absolutely cunting hate australia
nuke the island imo

Australians might honestly be the most insecure group of people in the world

Western man in a nutshell

lads who don't do cardio are virgin freaks

An Australian unfollowed me on insta yesterday

Funny because the hot girl I mentioned in he tried kissing her, and we laughed about him because of him

I ended up shagging her so jokes on him

Unfollowed the cunt so whatever ahaha

Kind of want to get back into swimming

Try saying that to my face and see what happens you moll.

Very psuedo intellectual of you lad.

Thinking back to when I was an edgy teenager and I used to leave little dishes of cat food in parks and bushes and fields near my house with ground up glass inside.

Did it for about 3 months one summer and people were talking about it constantly on the town’s Facebook page, even had an article about it in the paper full of boomers and chavs commenting about how they’d torture me if they found out who I was lol

From the amount of posts people made on the Facebook page I estimate I probably killed about 15 cats in that three months

cunt

Mad to think thousands upon thousands of people risked their life during covid to march on downing street to demand the end of persecution of black people and yet I still see racism outside of Zig Forums

Like it was all for nothing

whats your username?

what the hell is wrong with you

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Oh yeah hope you like the heat mate i'll send your fucking jaw on a one way mission to the sun you cunt

brewdog is spoon’s for people who reply to viral tweets with “you have won the internet for today sir”

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just dropped a red ice lolly down my white top

Pretty sure that's bait and if it isn't, he's just a massive autistic mong. Shan't be getting a (you) from me. Sweaty virgin would have the light beaten out of him.

>risk their life
But of an exaggeration there. We didn’t even see a significant spike in cases because of it, let alone increased deaths.

Lol no, you don't see them running around wearing little flags telling the world who they aren't

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gonna ask my bf for more booze
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there's music in brewdog though

genuinely off yourself you freak

that was pretty good bait ngl

that wasnt very nice now lad was it

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utterly seething

Rorke btfo

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You sound like an extremely petty and pathetic individual. Your whole persona shows you're a superficial, low IQ mong.

*beats you up*

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anyone get hellofresh boxes?

You've never called an australian an american or a kiwi. I do it all the time and they flip their shit.

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ah yes let's just risk terrorists and people that want to harm us settling in the same part of the world as us

Umm hello? Based department?

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good thing the channel is very real and crafted by god to keep out the undesirables

I do a thing were I intentionally mix up Russell Crowe and Greg Normans nationalities

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browsing pics of big tit anime girls again

Cant believe I'm spending another day sitting in doors doing nothing. State of me.

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Scottish, Welsh and Irish independence soon brothers

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What's your favorite /brit/ gimmick?

For me it's "nibbling a nigger" and all variants thereof

ireland is already independent