>"If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes.” Said to a British student in China in 1986.
>“You managed not to get eaten then?” Said to someone who had just hiked across Papua New Guinea.
>“Reichskanzler.” Calling German chancellor Helmut Kohl by Hitler's title during a speech in 1997.
> “So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.” At Bangladeshi youth club
>“You look like you’re ready for bed!” Said to the President of Nigeria who was wearing traditional garb.
>"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass a driving test?"
>"No wonder you are deaf listening to this row." Said to deaf children at a pop concert in Wales
>"Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species." After accepting an award in Thailand in 1991.
>"There’s a lot of your family in tonight." To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009
>When he and the Queen met Stephen Menary, an army cadet blinded by an IRA bomb, and the Queen enquired how much sight he retained, Philip quipped: "Not a lot, judging by the tie he's wearing."
>"If it has got four legs and it's not a chair... the Cantonese will eat it."
>"I declare this thing open, whatever it is."
>"People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans."
"If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes.” Said to a British student in China in 1986
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>>"No wonder you are deaf listening to this row." Said to deaf children at a pop concert in Wales
britain is an inherently rate country
I wish it was my king
this guy's great. who is he?
prince phillip
he is married to the queen
>>"No wonder you are deaf listening to this row." Said to deaf children at a pop concert in Wales
chortled
why is a prince married to the queen and not king? are you brits comitting incest over there?
so a king?
because the queen is the one entitled to the crown and all the power, as she inherited it from her father. Phillip married into it and isn't really entitled to the crown.
basically as far as I know she doesn't need to share her power
he isn't a king at any rate
>tfw you just want to be at home pounding the queen but the keep forcing you to meet darkies
It'll be a sad day for casual racism when he dies.
>tfw he is 99 years old
i never want him to go
this
wtf
>queen is 94 years old
i though they are like 80 years old or something
jesus, why aint he dead yet?
making fun of inferior cultures and races gives you strength and makes you survive anything
lizard and so on and so forth
A pedophile.
okay negro
They both served in WWII, bro.
Please tell me you’re a third world immigrant. How do you not know who he is?
>he made funny quips so let's ignore everything else
Why are you Americans so gullible and easy to impress?
He's a pedophile, like many among British elite. It's pretty much a public secret by now.
based phil n liz
>mountain nigger
nobody cares
"oh look phil the blacks are being eaten by the corgies."
>jesus, why aint he dead yet?
they haven't worked a single day in their entire lifes, good diet and exceptional healthcare as a result of their status.
Why do you support German pedophiles?
because im not a kid anymore
call the queen of the commonwealth a peadophile one more time and i'll tear your mother's arsehole into shreds
The Queen is a pedo or at the very least a pedo enabler.
the queen can be a paedophile all she wants but you'd be a necrophile
so what if prince andrew wants to fuck 15 year old girls? we all do. he's just rich and powerful enough to get away with it
you would you say the same if you had a daughter that age?
no because id do it myself
Based Phil, /our royal/
well well well whos the nigger now ?
you, mohammed faizal adbdulrashid
>>“You managed not to get eaten then?” Said to someone who had just hiked across Papua New Guinea.
I mean, this one is actually reasonable.
>Ignores that the "British" royalty are inbred c*ntinental mutts
The last time an actual Englishman sat on the throne (~850 years ago) a Frenchman killed him and took it.
>perfidious albion