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i'll edge my dick into you

sir, america is founded on christian values

yew dont like it yew can giiiiit out and go to canada with all the other luciferians and athiests

>sir, america is founded on christian values
objectively false. most founders were deist which is why they weren't bootlicking moron cucks.
try reading the constitution instead of the bible, christcuck.

Are you dead on the inside?

add 30 pounds

This is the face of a strong, dependent, terrone atheist who don't need no phony god or religion.

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dont know who that is

got to be home alone today for awhile so i cranked out 4 nuts today in the space of like 2 hours

the 4th one was a lot of work but it was well worth it.

heard a story on a podcast about this doctor who does like... he like snaps guys balls so they dont have kids any more, i forgot what they call that but yeah. he was a ball doctor who did that stuff. before surgery he'd tell people to jack off 20 times before the day they have to come in then jizz in a cup and bring it to them to see if theres any semen swimming around in there to see if the people are fertile but they usually give people a bit of time to do this. then there was one guy who brought the cup in like 2 days later meaning he jacked off like 10 times a day for 2 days which is pretty based

i shant read that

it's you, fish lips

just got paid money to scare the neighbor kids

who put you up to this was it dracula

just called the cops on the deranged neighbor

their parents, niggas paid me $100

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you know they're going to deny having paid you the money and have you put away, right?

holy fug u make da worst editions ever

just pulled up to some house asking about a deranged neighbor. i was scared for my life so i shot the dude in a dracula costume. i can write it off as self-defense because he's black.

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hurr durr i save images of attentionwhores

paid my neighbor $20 bucks to bring my kids some pizza while i was busy at work. came home and he was in a dracula costume, someone had shot him though. the kids were freaking out. i didn't think something like this would happen. we're moving next week.

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>hurr durr i save images of attentionwhores

yes too bad all women are attention whores.

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osama bin laden didn't do 9-11

based

yea okay you're close but add another 20 pounds.

i've been looking more into 9-11 today and i think you're onto something

I miss Jason