Do other first worlders here feel like they are missing out on life by not being a thirdie...

Do other first worlders here feel like they are missing out on life by not being a thirdie? At least their lives are exciting.

>you will never bribe a corrupt official
>you will never experience a military coup or violent regime change
>your currency value will never collapse overnight forcing everyone to sell their possessions just to survive
>you will never have a complete lack of social safety nets and experience the thrill of knowing you will starve to death if you lose your job
>you will never beat your maid to death for spilling coffee on you
>most people will never die for completely bizarre and improbable reasons like the shower electrocuting them or getting eaten by a lion, it's just boring firstie shit like heart disease or cancer
>you will never get constantly overtaken by entire families crammed onto shitty old japanese motorbikes heading to market with their livestock
>you will never participate in the thriving black market and become a millionaire while never paying any tax
>you will never live in a country with never ending autistic border conflicts with the shithole next door
>you will never live in a country where tap water is undrinkable and everyone has to spend a substantial portion of their tiny salary on drinkable water sources
>you will never live in a country with hereditary political dynasties that are constantly in power, extremely corrupt, and possibly more or less run parts of the country with or without cooperation from the central government
>you will never have an uncle or cousin who lives in the first world and periodically sends your family remittances worth more than your combined yearly income
>you will never live in a country where nobody knows how to swim
>you will never get rabies after being bitten by a streetdog or contract a horrible obscure disease that was eradicated from the western world in 1859

It's kind of depressing when you think about it. Their lives are so short and worthless but they experience so much SOVL

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I never experienced any of these things.

>>you will never bribe a corrupt official
>>you will never experience a military coup or violent regime change
>>your currency value will never collapse overnight forcing everyone to sell their possessions just to survive
>>you will never have a complete lack of social safety nets and experience the thrill of knowing you will starve to death if you lose your job
>>you will never beat your maid to death for spilling coffee on you
>>most people will never die for completely bizarre and improbable reasons like the shower electrocuting them or getting eaten by a lion, it's just boring firstie shit like heart disease or cancer
>>you will never get constantly overtaken by entire families crammed onto shitty old japanese motorbikes heading to market with their livestock
>>you will never participate in the thriving black market and become a millionaire while never paying any tax
>>you will never live in a country with never ending autistic border conflicts with the shithole next door
>>you will never live in a country where tap water is undrinkable and everyone has to spend a substantial portion of their tiny salary on drinkable water sources
>>you will never live in a country with hereditary political dynasties that are constantly in power, extremely corrupt, and possibly more or less run parts of the country with or without cooperation from the central government
>>you will never have an uncle or cousin who lives in the first world and periodically sends your family remittances worth more than your combined yearly income
>>you will never live in a country where nobody knows how to swim
>>you will never get rabies after being bitten by a streetdog or contract a horrible obscure disease that was eradicated from the western world in 1859
We actually have all that lol

I never experienced any of these things.

Thank God I'm a thirdie

>experience the thrill of knowing you will starve to death if you lose your job
lmao, me rn

In Pakistan I had sex first time at age 11 then at age 13 with female. Group of friends paid our cleaners daughter. She told her mom and we had to pay double ~$10

Not even a little bit. I’m immensely disappointed with reality however I realize I have it about as good as it’s gonna get in this reality here.

But you are not a firstie

You forget this one
> pay an underaged virgin slum dweller so you can get laid.

sounds based to me

I would like to rape, is it easier or harder to do it in a third world country?

This is the most ignorant thing I've ever read. Go volunteer in one of those places if you're so desperate.

>Their lives are exciting
Pftthahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah

Level with me, just how bad is life in other countries actually? If I just want to work, and come home and shitpost on Zig Forums, can I do that in, say, the middle east? Russia? SEA? Lets say I don't have any high aspirations, I just plan to work a standard wageslave job and don't plan to be a political dissident or anything. Can I do that?

Yes i wish i was a thirdie

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That's because you're white.

Yes

>you will never become homeless because the mayor decides to bulldoze the slum
>you will never get berated by your mum for playing with a street urchin
>you will never experience your uncle getting arrested for supporting the political opposition
>you will never smalltalk with the neighbour girl as you both go to the river to dump garbage
>you will never become gravely ill and cough up blood just because you accidentally drank tap water
>you will never reminiscence of how much better life would've been if you'd been born in a first world country
vgh... what could have been...

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Why are you people like this?

I feel constantly stressed and miserable here
I always wondered what life would be like if my parents chose to not immigrate

I suffer in the first world

You left out on the best thing about being a third worlder. A virgin wife, who'll accept you as the man of the house and will have a lifetime of loving relationship with you with no breakup or divorcefaggotry

shut up

unironically harder. girls think about rape 24/7 will never step outta the house, will never talk to a man until they get formally arranged to a dude by their parents and are the public space is filled with white knights who're waiting lynch you if you so much as talk to a woman

not good

>you will never experience a military coup or violent regime change
Well, my life did get better after a coup though. Also,
>muh corruption
This shit has some advantages. For instance, one can do business or kinda and avoid a fucking taxes.

sometimes I watch videos from india on liveleak and the moment something happens like 300 people start running towards the scene and the people involved are completely surrounded in like 5 seconds
in 1 video a guy tried to steal a girls handbag or something and he got beaten up by literally 50 dudes
I kind of see how mob justice is so common there

America is 3rd world

>in Pakistan
yeah, no need to talk further Abdul, we know.