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back in my day we made /brit/'s before the bump limit edition

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Home cinemar subedition

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shagadelic, baby

niggerdelic, baby

stopped caring at work lads

no more stress no worries

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looking forward to weed legalisation tbqh
won’t be too long now

Go on then, what's your middle name?

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No bus
No boss
No rain
No train

Hey nerd CATCH

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Isnt*

Drill Hero

people couldn't be arsed to buy plastic guitars every time

to follow up a prior post in the last thread, i’m having another beer in bed

and it is glorious

>never seen anybody hit on each other of either gender
>Female friend waited for me to not be there to say she hadn't had dick for a year
>Some bird tolda friend explicitly she wanted to fuck him
>Got picked up by a mates mum from the pub and a joke was made about me bashing a cunt and she said that she couldn't imagine me hurting anything
>My mum told the entire group she couldn't imagine me intimidating anything

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There was like 20 police and an armed response team with G36s and mp5s on the corner of my street last night. They raided a house and came out with a weed plant.

never liked eminem
I'm not poor you see

Samurai game hey? More of a Ninja myself. Inside person, night person, antisocial.

Vaporwave Hero

i love drinking on my own
don't care

How's gen?

Based. Kill all druggie mongs.

you’re a gentleman lad, you’re higher than them. worry not

Unironically doxxable as I don't think anyone else has it

Just had a fat shwarma lads

only solution is to murder them in such a violent way that people talk about it decades later

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hello me

Say what you will about China but at least they killed their landlords

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pardon me, lad? *sip*

why the fuck would you want to watch a film like this, looks uncomfortable as fuck
do people really just see something on social media and decide they have to copy it? can't say the thought has ever come into my head

alri Jack

lachlan?

I’m pretty sure you could use old ones and just the get the game on it’s own

Just do enough not to get sacked. Not a great time to be looking for work. Although thinking about it maybe it is a good time to be unemployed.

here's a documentary about some mysterious austrian man who went to ireland to kill himself for reasons unknown if you're into that sort of thing
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*tells you a story about how we all got proper wasted that one night*

Mental haha

XXXX golds lads

the single best lager ever made

cheers

Started hammering it down and some little kid has gone to visit his nan across the road. He's locked outside and his deaf nan can't hear him banging on the door.
Wonder if he'll develop a complex about this.

G36C is one of my favourite weapons on cod4

yeah I don't remember that I was too wasted
pissed the bed that night

Fresh air, great films, all it costs is inflatable screen rental

>he doesn't post monkeys instead of having "discussions" and "banter"

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Same, it's a sexy gun

the cult-like nature of maoism is scary to me and we saw glimpse of it this year where you were completely for blm or you were human scum
really not a road i want to go down

I really really really really want domesticated monkeys to become a thing

Remember the first time I went to tapas and thinking well isn't this a bloody waste of time

was once in paris and saw a prisoner transport, was mental

hate my job and reckon they're planning to make me redundant
had a look on indeed and there's LITERALLY nothing above £10/h anywhere near me

Imagine being the neighbours. Having to listen to whatever shit film you'd picked

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ye which is costing £100 probably

no, it means subhumans who own pitbulls could own monkeys as well

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nah i won’t get sacked, just going to do minimum and stress less about it

Yeah but in the patronising way
No

at that age where i’m realising all the things i wanted to do probably won’t get done

Imagine watching her go through one of these

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Dumb fucking Frenchman that's an ape not a monkey. Monkeys by definition have a tail you disabled cunt. If it's a primate without a tail it's an ape you spastic. Who the fuck do you think you are

We already did that didn't work out too well.

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imagine even having goals or things you want to do

don't care I want a pet monkey NOW

monkey

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Hate my job too but i would do a tenner an hour job if i lost it. If you have a mortgage to pay or a wife and kids to feed that would be shit though.

Government gives so much currently that entry level jobs are easy as fuck to get because nobody wants them off the dol now

i’m reminded of the time a cute 17 year old gave me head in the cold room when i worked at a supermarket

Well its about a samurai basically becoming a ninja hun x

Blm has nothing to do with Maoism because the Chinese rightfully hate niggers

haha waheyyy

Used to want to go to japan but can't even remember what i wanted to do there anymore. What did you want to do?

working at a supermarket is one of the best experiences when you're 18-25

far too much cheese on that

Drank a carton of it one day to say I did
Not so good, on tap it's fine but it's quite a mediocre beer. Tooheys new though fuck me that's the king of state lagers

All my life
Watching America
All my life
There’s panic in America

an appetite for life is a virtue of the conscious

and then you woke up

Tiny face flanges. Embarrassing

It objectively isn't though

Dont want to live. Dont want to die

funny how covid has made us all introspective

so much lad, live in france, work in london, sleep w euro girls - that sort of thing

don't spoil it! x

it's all supermarket and hospitality toil
would rather die

being a camwhore is one of the best experiences when you're 18-25

no actually then i got head from an 18 year old like 6 months later, same place

deep throat too. unreal.

Irish car bomb down the hatch(3rd of a schooner of Guiness witha half and half shot of Jameson and Bailey's dropped in)

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What movie shall I watch tonight?

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And you'll never have constipation again

Don't understand how it works personally. How can our countries still be doing so well with so many people doing nothing and having everything handed to them on a plate by the government.

Alri Natashaonobichislav

Yeah same but I absolutely do want to die.

Suicide is an option

means it's female
monkey :)

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ordered that at a bar once lol
went all gunky at the bottom of the glass

I heard it's painless, and brings on many changes.

looking forward to some raisin toast tomorrow morning

Oh Schucks I'm gutvol

Cod zombies one definitely remember watching mad videos about the hidden story of nazi zombies back in 2008 when boys were noclipping and finding secret shit all over the maps

Take it or leave it mate.