You wake up in the aussie outback 50,000BCE

>You wake up in the aussie outback 50,000BCE
wat do?

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USa in witch direction?

start downloading RDR2 so it may be finished by 2020

Vgh.... the dreamtime.... home

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Kill one of those retarded kangaroos with my bare hands and become the God King of the abos

You'd have to wait another 10,000 years fren.

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Out of all the games, you chose that garbage?

>yeah nah nah, don't poke me with that stick, m8, can't a battlah chew a bit of cud these days ffs

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Move to sydney

>eaten by lizard 10 minutes into your journey

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Kill the first abos

australia? moar like ausGAYlia hehehehahahahahah

such a pretty girl :3

embrace monke

Abos were over 6 foot on average and ran as fast as race horses, I'm not joking. They shrunk quite significantly over thousands of years.
They would wreck you white fella.

Could one clone one?

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Maybe but moralfags will say its unethical.

So you're telling me that abos lived with those gigantic creatures

>BCE

I thought this was just a burger thing. I know Brits and Germs don't do it.

To think, I could be one giant abo clone's ufc fighter promoter and become filthy rich. I've heard modern abos have heads as hard as rocks.

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Was the thylacene really unchanged through all those years?

Fuckin die immediately

>They would wreck you white fella
At least white people figured out how to build houses

There were no Abbo cunts in Australa 50000 BC.

>evolution is real
Nah man.

They came roughly 10,000 years later.

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Go get some bushtucker with the fellas

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Yes

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Heem every single creature that crosses my path into the shadow realm then heem the natives into extinction then swim back to England because that's my home and I could never live in a desert full of little pussy boy Aussies

Essentially yes, only very small evolutionary changes occur over thousands of years.
This cave painting is from the Kimberleys which is in the far north of Australia, very far from Tasmania.

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Wrong their cave paintings have been carbon dated and there's also mungo man.

This begs the question, were first very tall Aboriginals related to the later shorter ones or were they separate Human migrations?

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My ancestors...

vgh....