/brit/

yeah i am 2bhwy, it's mad how all the small things add up on the iPhone like for example it has a sensor to judge what the best screen lightness would be in the setting

mad!!

playing pokemon go and got a shiny eevee and just thinking what the best shint evolution would be

im thinking espeon but it's not a very good pokemon overall, it's a shit alakazam which is a shit mewtwo

idk aha

but yh, and the snooker mad finish ini thought white was finished at 4-0, it was so clear he was on a substance during the interview after, he was twitching absolutely everywhere aha.

what you think of the snooks overall?

edition

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iPhone se's are literally the worst iPhone
have se(X)

21st fall guys win: completed it mate

dont rightly care and ps have the sex

anime

beyond AWFUL edition

Blog on

hello me scrumptious and bodacious chums! its me, the new trip

yeah. lad was just a bit of a loon as it happened

nice to get a (you) in the op init
almost like having a thread dedicated to myself
n1

190 sleeps in a single bed.

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>4 trips in one thread

hello :3

hello you CUNT

personally still running the OG iPhone SE that I've had since 2016

still has 86% battery capacity as well since I turn low-power mode on all the time and have all notifications switched off (because I have no friends / girlfriend and so get no messages, WhatsApps etc). And it is still fully supported with updates

mad how seething pajeets get when their £1200 Samsung Whatever stops getting updates after 2 years and they have to buy a new one. That's if it hasn't become bricked by a virus before then

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Kill yourself

when did anyone ask
also your phone is shit

anyone remember the chronicles of narnia

>super polite foreign friend comments on how ugly British tourists are compared to German ones

why do white women insist on ruining their bodies with tattoos

ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

alri lads aha

Not sure what to do today fellas

NEED a name or insta

Gf left me about a month ago
Mates abandoned me shortly after
On a rest week so can’t gym

Literally nothing to do

shall be sitting this gimmick out
anonymous til I die

play videogames

they just do it to "fit in". They notice we live in era where it is suddenly hip to have a tattoo so they mindlessly obey the current cultural trend and get one or more tattoos themselves

you have no friends

only you remember me, son of adam

well good morning

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cant imagine being as boring as you.

>News about stabbing on 'Bristol Road'
>It's in Birmingham
Fuck's sake, I thought something interesting had happened nearby

Haven’t had any friends since high school
Never had a gf
Live at home with my parents

please dont project

I’m afraid I may lapse back into gaming considering the gf left me and I’m on a rest week and I have nothing to do

It’s a dangerous game

Look into Emma Watson’s bumhole.

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>rest week

There's no proven benefit to this. Enjoy losing your gains.

Why would your mates abandon you over that

ok billy no mates.

Does /brit/ play any sport?

Fuck up

Other reasons not because of the bitch

whats the latest on old boyle

*Bernd-no-mates

aha
wheres ur pals goneeeeee

yeah wii sports bowling

iiii==============

last I remembered he tried to get the Irish Garda to arrest thailad

I thought we were all namefagging

Do go on

Why not just give yourself another "rest week" next week as well you lazy bastard? Then your gains will be doubly improved by the time you eventually drag yourself back into the gym, surely?

junk science

it was literally just me haha

yes competitive walking

feeling a likkle bit sick :c

I want to do very sexual things to Emma Watson’s bum.

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the kev meme must originate from before I started browsing /brit/ cause I don't understand it or how/why it came about

Thoughts on Yahweh?

*give you a spoonful of calpol*

Nah the whole point of a rest week is that it’s one week, not two weeks and with adequate nutrition and rest your muscles will be in an anabolic state. I was on me holidays all this week anyway so I was out and about.

business idea: competitive running away from your responsibilities

does likkle baby feel likkle sikkle does it feel topsy turvy does it has a yukky tummy does it poor poor baby poor thing poor likkle DONT CARE

Wilhelm von Nomatez

lesbian bum sex

youtube.com/watch?v=XhgzcZH3SQ4

IT'S OVER FOR HIM

yeh was /eire/ originally and came to /brit/ in 2015

Fat bastard twat

>3.5"
IT'S OVER

Radioo
Live transmiisssionn

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Just shat the bed, thought it was a safe fart but I guess I was wrong

best be isolating or i'll phone the police

JANNY

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mean

Why did I click on that?

post blacking machines

I’m so miserable.

anyone else still hungover from Moni's sex party last night?

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Built for bbc radio 4

flock off

American posters were a mistake

you and me both friend
pair of les miserables

Donald where’s your troosers

ugh, we're doing this again?

saggy tits

*breathes in through nose*
*gets obstructed by bogey*
*huffs loudly through nose*
*breathes normally*

I'm Batman.

Emmayank (me) is based though

very small willy on the left. wth why would she shag that and not mine

IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

you asmr CUNT i just WATCHED your video

youtu.be/bSTR1XPAMRU

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I'm the Joker baby

into the isolation pod with you

yeah? well I'm Iron Man
*snaps fingers*

Sick of toil

Gone fishing

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i'm HP Lovecraft's cat

Modern day aristocracy

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the original theme tune was better
youtube.com/watch?v=fRYa66CUtr0

going to buy Zig Forums and rename it to 4skin
4channel will become 4skinnel

WOW. he is, genuinely and QUITE literally, ME

WOW. this is, genuinely and QUITE literally me

stinky

holy peng

must be a nightmare with all those rats in the walls

Look at this fucking unit

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my room smells like piss mixed in with some other foul notes
not entirely sure what's causing it but i need to get rid of it somehow

PEEEEE-YU! one STINKY nigga!!

...

Did the man punch the black

Kronk unlocked Fury beats him in 4 rounds

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happens when you edge for too long. the precum stench hangs in the air

hahaha but umm i dont get it soo

Peng

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Povetkin is WhiteNat

are there any hot asian athletes?

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yes but really hard

need to top up the lecky card

Shat myself

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need a MILF gf

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rats_in_the_Walls
read a book mate

12:20am, tempted to get a few hours sleep before toil but will probably just stay up drinking and watching Youtube videos, may as well full send it.

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han mei is a cutesy kinda nigga bitch

would a standalone /youtube/ board be able to sustain itself or will youtube/e-celeb-related threads just remain a Zig Forums thing?

again?

Getting real tired of this capitalist shit

he looks sad :/

like wtf do they actually

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Yuna Kim
Lee Sang Hwa has a fat arse