I'm 27 years old and my parents won't let me drink, smoke, drive a car or bring a girl into our house

I'm 27 years old and my parents won't let me drink, smoke, drive a car or bring a girl into our house

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Why don't you move out

I have panic attacks if I go outside

Kill them and rape their dead bodies

>bring a girl into our house
You don't have to worry about that to begin with

lmao pwned

Why are modern parents so terrible? Medieval parents would be the fear of God into you but they at least wanted you to be your own indepedent person when you reached adulthood.

pretty much the same for me except the car driving part
my mom gets pissed at best and completely mental at worst whenever I go on a date

parents are society's most beloved form of evil

Are you Indian or Muslim ?

can't speak for OP but this kind of shit happens due to untreated mental illness first and foremost

And that is why your parents treat you the way they do

My parents have said I can have sex with 6 conditions

1. I have to use 'mamas rubbers' which are basically condoms she has dipped in candle wax multiple times to 'thicken up'. she thinks this will be better at preventing pregnancy
2. I have to do it with the door and windows open and a baby monitor in the room in case there are any emergencies like my penis breaking
3. The girl has to pass a quiz on STDs and how they are spread, including statistics on herpes transmission in random European countries, the pass rate is 96%
4. I am allowed no more than 3 inches inside her to prevent hurtng her too much
5. Post sex conversation must be loud enough for them to hear so she doesn't badmouth my parents
6. We must both wear wool jumpers during the act

I'll never have sex anyway but it takes the piss

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I'm 29 and have lived on my own since I was 17.
What the fuck is wrong with you user? Move out...

no, I was raised vaguely Christian but my parents are pretty much atheists

>bring a girl into our house
what about bf(male)?

You need to kys. There! All problems solved! :^)

sorry to hear mate that really sucks

Just kill yourself dude, retards like you are net negative to civilisation.

This is either some schizo's fantasies or some shitty story you came up in the shower that you thought would be funny if you posted it here. KYS

I don't want to die

This is BECAUSE of your parents, and not the other way as this moron says

chill out mr satan

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on the parents or the child?

do your parents also make "pching pching pching pching" sound and take off?

LOL that sucks m8 just end it now

You doing anything to try to overcome this?

The only one of those things they're in control of is the girl in their house.

parents, which of course very directly affects the child too

world would be a much better place if parents were forced to go through a mental health examination once every year

haha not when they threaten violence, property damage or suicide if you even attempt doing any of the other ones

Are you Muslim

based satan

no

do brits really?

Don’t you think you should? Perhaps speak to a therapist or use exposure therapy or something? Your parents kind of sound like they’re holding you back. They should be encouraging you to experience the outside world.

my therapist laughed at me so I stopped seeing her