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Thread for muslims and Islamic nation, heretics and infedels out !


this is literally me edition.

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haha, you fuck GOATS?

Define real islam

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>Believing Allah is the only god and Muhammed is his prohet
>Praying
>giving zakat
>fasting Ramadan
>making pilgrammage

Me and my wife are muslim but she has a penis should we adopt kids or just not have any?

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>fucking goats
>fucking boys

God I wish I was xer

>xer
my wife is a woman i have no idea what xer means please use she/her

Post more pics of her or tell me her name bro I'm so horny

How can you live in a Muslim country and be like this

>prays ishaa at 2am

Nigga literally have enough money to not do anything for the rest of his life yet can't manage to pray before 10pm. Yes, I'm assuming you're rich because of your flag.

What's wrong with you?

Why Sunnis hate Shias more than our actual enemies? (China, Israel, India and etc)?

I will not post my wife you sick fuck seek help

Whiteoids are your biggest enemy, stop blaming their pet dogs (china, India, Israel)

I don’t hate Shias but I don’t like particularly like Persians

>I don’t like particularly like Persians
not cool man not cool

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You should come to LA and see what I mean
Iran is still better than gulf kingdoms though

Even in school when you don't have to work or worry about anything, it's still hard to keep up with your prayers, this thing requires will and good freinds but i've been pretty consistent this past year and a half.

Persians in Iran are different then Persians in usa

>prays isha @ 2am
True

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I used to despise Shiaa back when i was indocrinated, now i just don't care. there are no allies or enemies because there are no wars to be fought. all we have to do is focus on our individual lives, becaue there is no bigger picture, every man is responsible for himself. you get what i mean?

Most of this unironically applies to me
Except that I can't stop smoking and I don't know what muzmatch is

the ummah is broken and full of munafiqun where i live it's fkin sad

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Maybe but even the ones who are fresh off the boat are like this. I’ll probably go to the Iranian grocery store today because it’s the only one that has halal meat near me. One time I went and the Persians were bullying the one Mexican worker there. I get this part is a diaspora thing but they uniformly neglect Islam. I was in line to check out once and some White guy asked the clerk when Ramadan was starting and she had no idea so I had to tell him. I don’t know what calendar the Persians use but she had a thick Persian accent so she wasn’t westernized or anything. The only holiday on their calendar is nowruz, persian new year.
Oh and the entire grocery store is owned by Iranian Jews who keep the kosher section separate from the other meats but they mix halal meat with non-halal meat, may Allah forgive us.
I should go to Tehran one day to meet actual Persians to cure my Persiophobia

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I'd say smoking isn't that big of a deal, you should quit of course for your own health but it's not a catastrophic son. i know plenty of very good Muslims who smoke.
well you can't do anything about it, you should focus on saving yourself.

Is there a single Muslim that has seriously questioned their belief, made a journey of discovery and still remained a believer?

All muslims I have talked to about faith almost seem to lack the cognitive faculties needed to review their own beliefs rationally, and instead explain it using circular reasoning or some BS about how "the atom was predicted by the Quran".

wat r ur beliefs user

Are you an English teacher or a soldier?

I believe in what I see or what can be proven to some degree of certainty.

That pretty much excludes any religious faith

Sufism is the only part of Islam I respect. The rest sucks.

I had an atheist phase as a teenager before returning to Islam right before I was 18 iirc

> I believe in what I see
Why do you believe your eyes
> what can be proven to some degree of certainty
Everyone’s beliefs run on some probabilistic framework you’re not special in that
> That pretty much excludes any religious faith
Not really

I guess so, you not aware of Andalusia's Renaissance's and Arabic scholastic knowledge, swissbro?

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there are plenty, al-ghazali is a famous example for one. also nothing is more cringe than "I love science" people.

Those things are over. Philosophy is almost denied by islamic scholars today, and m3tazilats are seen as deceivers.

Al-Ghazali is heavily critiqued by most islamic scholars today because "at some point in his life, he started to talk non-sense" simply because he studied philosophy to debate with europeans.

I use them successfully every waking second. Why would I not trust my eyes?

But this same framework cannot be used to prove any religious statements, which leads me to my initial post.

I don't see how this is relevant, it again dances around the question.