/brit/

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TRANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

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would rather get an aston martin than that trash

that isn't though

is this the infamous poo nigger

>burgers?

>didn't get furloughed
>will probably be made redunandant in the coming months
why did i have to fall for the engineering meme

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Met gypos and pakis with more taste than you

Choose to believe this has been whipped up in MS paint

Hate the /sp/ match threads full of anime nonce JFs

Got £40 on bayern

the endless amount of depraved gore and porn that greeted everyone who first visited Zig Forums acted as a pleb filter to weed out the redditors and send them back home while the true patricians braved through the shitposting and found a website worth keeping, a place where actual discussion could be had. it's like experimental music albums where the first five minutes is just white noise, to filter out the plebs who just won't understand the rest of the album.

do do
do do doooo
i'm killing it

cant wait for hordes of somalians that actually hate gays and treat women like meat flood our shores

Whats the return on that

>studied EE
>work as a software engineer
>no chance whatsoever of being fired
the security is good and pure

which car do i get on finance lads?

clown world

qt cashier was working again when i bought this month's bus pass

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they're all being killed by black men who find out they've shagged a man

tu hai posato cringe

And the cp. Everyone who claims to be an oldfag here has seen an incredible volume of child porn.

Only under socialism can unemployment be abolished.

whose killing them?

youtu.be/bGaqZcvSZIA
Seasidemark is back again de lads
How many last videos is that?

she said no and answered for every other lass. ol cide

like that morgan made a gt3 race car

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about 45

30 + another 24 if they win by 2

shit, soulless game. footy is ruined.
might go to bed and have a wank

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>also work in software
>software for cars

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>fell for le STEM meme
>no furlough
>already talk of job cuts in November
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

WTF I LOVE ATT NOW

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tell her you want to wear her skin as a suit

Boxing is a proper Deano sport

sneaking past my filter

I ain’t dumb motherfucker
YOU are dumb

Skipped the entire first half. Feels good knowing I made the right decision since the scoreline is 0-0.

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pretty cool

Having a drink of toilet duck

cars are for deanos, no exceptions.

MALVERN MENTIONED

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enjoy your -ev

Im not an oldfag but ive seen an incredible amount of cp if you know what i mean

Yeh it’s true I am quite dumb

got 500 quid on bayern

the gf

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which industry?

>filter

alri snowflake aha

>it's like experimental music albums where the first five minutes is just white noise, to filter out the plebs who just won't understand the rest of the album.
name no fewer than 17 occurrences of this phenomenon

NEED a new job that pays better but every toil position has 1000+ applications now

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Biotech...

Got £5 on psg and £5 on bayern

I wonder how she found employment as an actress

Well that there was never any doubt about, shitheel

You're onto something there. All the depravity ensures the more sensitive-minded who call for censorship are driven away. In most popular online communities they eventually become saturated and taken over by people who value social norms and decency. I think, whether the posters know it or not, the anonymity and degeneracy of this site serves to foster free speech in a way that no other site can replicate. It ensures nothing is off limits, all discussion and points no matter how ugly or uncomfortable they may seem, are able to be discussed

people who listen to pink floyd should get raped

anyone scanned that code on telly for a free beer

Dance therapist

the first animal collective album does this & is actually their best work by far

and they do

youre not a real gamer unless your monitor has wings

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0-0 halftime bros
place your bets

>got a new toil before lockdown
>hate it
>cant leave because everyone is losing their jobs

iktf
looks like i'm stuck for the time being

>now
its been this way for years

I would be too if I was french

Jewish nepotism

why do we love football?

What do the wings do?
Wank shield for when mum bursts in with the poo pan?

it's just an ambient intro track, what kind of moron would get filtered by that

just stuck deep heat on me bollocks for a drunken laugh
proper stings

Reminder that when the furlough scheme and various tax holidays end the job market will be even worse

Why do the asians want to be white?

I don't trust people who claim to be born on the first of January. It's too convenient.

Know what I’m saying there homie G dawg

this lad is like a terrifying glimpse into the future for the average /brit/poster

I have never scanned a qr code in my life
dont even know how

Can't believe you're all watching that shite when the AoE2 final has been an absolute classic.

>dont even know how
me either

it's 5 minutes of ear piercing noise

ah ok
I work in finance in the city of london so i guess that's the difference

300-400 was the upper limit in normal time
you get 1000+ applying for a receptionist job now

in today's modern social media landscape, the website giants are occupied europe, and Zig Forums is casablanca- simultaneously a wretched hive of villainy, and also a safe haven for anyone who seeks true freedom.

distraction from the grim realities of life

>lose job
>move back to parents
>no jobs
>no money
>stuck at my parents house for the foreseeable future

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tarq twat

alex scott looking good

Britain needs a socialist planned economy

work in switzerland but remotely

well it's not noise so be quiet

why do whites want to be black?

mad how I've reached my late 20s never having a job
i've become the weird layabout sitcom uncle I joked about becoming when I was younger

very tired
but the sooner i sleep, the sooner i will be toiling

Christ IE is such a shit browser. youtube takes fucking ages to load

Corona wasn't even bad enough to warrant this.
Just a jumped up normal flu.
Old people die of flu all the time.

giz a job
I can do that

gullible idiots

great CL final this year eh lads

Gf is redpilled on the JQ

unironically it does

Nowadays we have computers to control how to make toast but we just let the ecnomoy run wild and uncontrolled

fucking mental

Are you me? Spent all last year getting some fresh quals to start job hunting this summer. Ha ha fucking ha. Seeing ridiculous numbers on Linkedin like '2000 already applied' for positions that have been up less than 24 hours.

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like kramer?

formerly a chav, now embracing tarqhood

it's ok

Going bed soon
Anyone care to join me?

I suffer in saddleworth
>can't go to the pub
>can't see my friends
>police are actually doing their jobs now so we can't just sit in a field or on a hill getting pissed like we did during lockdown
why do we have to be a part of the same metropolitan borough as the muslim slums of oldham?

I CAN'T SEE MY FRIENDS
I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY

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190 shitting up the comfy thread on /sp/ again lads

can we snuggle and spoon please

grim isn't it
may have to just stick with my current soul-crushing low paid toil until things stabilise a bit

wife hinted that she knows i'm having an affair

tomorrow monday = work

anti-semitism is the easiest prejudice to get girls to go along with since it just carries on from their already present dislike of greedy slimy perverted rich powerful old ugly men

Political idea: rename Secretary of State for Scotland to "Governor-General of the Hibernian Savages."

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Queef

*dumps a box of moths into your room*

>'2000 already applied

police are training for the forthcoming enforced lockdowns to stop rioting

Just shut the fuck up I can't believe the chinks and the WHO ruined footie

looks like every other mawm SUV but with a different badge
fuck modern cars

why you going on at me

just deny it if she ever accuses you
even if she has evidence like messages or something like just lie barefaced to her she's got it twisted, it wasn't you, it's a pic from before you were married, etc..

t. serial cheater

youtube.com/watch?v=Eau2jAbMyVQ

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Only if I get to be the big spoon lol
*Hoover's them up*

IT LOOMS

Nazis just plagiarized socialist writings about capitalists and replaced it with “Jews”. Right wingers are fucking brainlets who can’t come up with original ideas.

Same, current job actually has plenty of work for the forseeable but the pay is shite. Luckily they are spooked by my new qualifications so they might not cut my pay this year

eggy is on one tonight

190kg is a cancer on this website
how someone so dull can develop such an ego is beyond me

doing a read

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yeah sure, "Marcy"

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Political idea: rename the selfsame to 'Porridgewog Patroller'

>Cringleford
this is an actual place. ahha

police can suck my cock
i see rampant criminality every day which they turn a blind eye to but don't wear a mask in a shop? you're knicked son.

Ah the shaggy defence

nowadays to work in wetherspoons part time you need:
>8 Phd's, including one in mixology and 3 in chemistry
>50 years experience as CEO of a major pub chain
>references from at least 5 MPs
>penis over 8 inches
>peer reviewed scientific journal article stating why you want to work for waitrose

I think a friend of hers saw me and my mistress in public a couple of days ago. I'm not a 100% sure if was her friend but it got me on edge for the past few days

norfolk mentioned