Why do they love eachother so much?

But what if I hate you two retards?

But what if I hate you two retards?

Reasons to love Germany
>best engineering
>strong jawlines
>superior bred
>medieval towns
>autobahn
>best fetish porn
>trains run on time
>mydirtyhobby
>black forest
>gave up their beloved deutsche mark for european unity
>big beer mugs with handles
>currywurst

That is why you should love Germany

wtf I love the French now

Reasons to love Spain:
>Reconquista
>Conquered most of the Americas
>Second most spoken first language
>Diverse European climate
>Tamatoey food
>Barcelona is pretty
>All the best public disgrace porn shoots are shot in Spain
>Spanish guitar music is lovely
>Fight the bull
>Ride the coffin
>Jump the baby

That is why you should love Spain

Japan is cute. If I weren't living in the French countryside I'd move to Tohoku. I just wish they'd open their market a little bit more, I have to use a proxy service for a lot of their goods. 日本を愛してる !

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>refuse to be Americanised

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France-senpai noticed Hiroshige and shit back in the 19th century, and everyone loves Japan

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>>refuse to be Americanised
no
>>beautiful cities
Africa-tier
>>liberté, égalité, fraternité
soy
>>eiffel tower
looks like shit

France doesn't refuse to be Americanized. They love us and hate us more than other Europeans; they are the ultimate tsundere nation and it is CUTE

France is even more americanised than the UK

What a lovely chap, love you from France xoxoxo

Retard, the island is the island and the mainland is the mainland.

Germany is the China of Europe

>small
>foreign-controlled
>nukeless
>armylet
>China of Europe

You were sissies for a long time already. Sorry to burst your bubble.

The French see what Japan is worth and the Japanese bought into French posturing

>refuse to be Americanised
and they got africanised instead

France has (or had) this perception across the world of having very fashion forward, beautiful women and a sophisticated romance culture with beautiful cities and whatnot. Growing up I legit though France was like a paradise. Then I went there. It’s honestly a bit like the American Hollywood perception. Japan just really swallowed the image whole.

because they both love to supress women

and their woman love it too

Rome is the China of Europe. No long-lasting regime after that can compare

>Economical power house of the continent
>Use this economony and all the treaty to assert their influence
>No need for an army when you can destroy a country by the economy
>Destroy every competition by having a lower wage than most of their neighbours

On the European scale Germany is China, would you say that France or England is the China of Europe?

As much as I wish this were true, France was the single most disappointing country I saw in Europe by far.

England = Japan
France = China
Belgium = North Korea
Netherlands = South Korea

France is the exoteric occidental country to the Japanese so they are fetishized. The Japanese discover that French are evil and dirty and are disappointed irl.

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France = Chinese military and softpower
Germany = Chinese economal power
Why Belgium North Korea?

Reasons to love France
>None
Ftfy

Not instead, we got both lmfao

Netherlands = Soulful utopian half
Belgium = Soulless dystopian half

That and Belgium is to France what North Korea is to China.

I can get behind that