/brit/

the gf

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needs to stop shagging his sister desu

The germans won the game.
I feel like crying.
I hate all austrians/germans and wish I could kill all of them.

>the blitzkreiger of paris

fuck frenchies and fuck neymar little monkey shit stain get fucked

bf*

ARBEIT MACHT FREI

C R I S P S
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owl (father) w/ no kuro charm & bell demon is harder than anything in got

nonce

oh no the team i didnt want to win won
they did so by kicking the ball in to the net more times than the team i wanted to win managed to achieve
i am outraged beyond measure

>2020
>oil money still hasn't won a UCL

Imagine worshiping celebrities and sports players.

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I never want to be a father.
Imagine your son becomes a tranny or gay in general and your daughter becomes a coalburner.
Hell no.

Really hate Rio Ferdinand.

woah nelly
200quid
you rich

t. got murked

not sure

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no

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You don’t have to worry about that bud, don’t think any girl would look twice at you never mind bear your demon Jew spawn

see I bet you feel pretty silly now huh

your kids only do that if you're a shit parent

Do you love Japan?

based retard

hey lads

spastic

arbeited all days of this week, 60h, will arbeit tomorrow starting 5:30
bit tired desu

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changing my name to Peeo Turd-In-Hand

fitmick more like spastic

Who are you kidding?
I am sure there are many good parents who did everything right and this happened to them.

maybe cummings and gove are sabotaging boris?

like i was reading that sun article about the nodeal planning and how shit the uk will be.
do you reckon gove wants this so boris has to resign and he can take over. cummings was originally gove's lackey not boris'.

well sports players actually have a talent so i can understand why people would respect that
these days zoomzooms want to be sluttok famous and just jiggle their tits a little for thirsty ass virgins

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>like i was reading that sun

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dont understand the mind of someone who uses a name on Zig Forums

>le drive fast man

was only a matter of time til that particular irish bloke started though

good parents don't have their baby son's bleeding cock sucked on by a grown man

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>talent
>kicking a ball
You're fucking stupid.

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Hi,

Thank you for your reply. However, I don't seem to recall requesting such information.

Could you point me to where I made such an inquiry?

Thanks.

Regards,
Ben

nope

I often wonder what my dad would think if he knew I was bi. He said he’d never judge me for anything like that, but I don’t know.

>27
>married
>2 years old daughter
IT'S OVER

Circumcised penis looks better in my opinion.
And more importantly it's more hygenic.
You don't get phimosis.

that article was going on about the WORST case scenario. don't worry lad.

Really don't want to toil lads

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>muh chips

I want to sniff her stinky braps.

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why doesnt everyone just be like messi then, hes got no talent has he? i could do his job

you didn't, i'm a generous giving man

but gove isn't pm material he's too goofy looking and sounding

Britney Spears after the completion of the Eiffel Tower, which she designed and oversaw the construction of, in 2000

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>accidentally signed my shitpost with my actual name
woops :x

I am 30 and don't even have a gf.
I only had sex twice in my life, in 2014 with a fat chick I met online.

does /brit/ prefer short girls or tall girls?
of course short and tall are based on your own height

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what about boris

129194936
don't remember asking

not arsed about toil itself but hate being so tired every Monday as I can never get sleep on sunday nights

>And more importantly it's more hygenic.
soap is hygienic
do you cut your ears so you don't have to clean them you stupid cunt? no ears is more aesthetic in my opinion, gives you a slick aerodynamic look

Accidentally put on my real name on hellotalk x

tall girls because there is more women

vgh

Thoughts?

twitter.com/LVolente/status/1297283783419482118

did the incel play the video game

Kill yourself nonce

really just can't believe people are actually still talking about brexit and nodeal and the rest of it
like uhhhh hello this is 2020??

Tall women, sadly not a lot of 6ft plus women about

youtu.be/xi2kiMsLEXU

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alri ben

Old incel nonce

Then don't. Just close your eyes and meditate. The feelings of toiling will pass away. Soon the toil will too

>some dutch idiot from the general lost 500 euros betting on PSG

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fucking neymar
he's like a child

Ears actually have a purpose.
The foreskin is just smelly and full of germs.
And don't talk to me about hornyness or enjoying sex.
I am horny and can feel more of the pussy

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whats even the point of the Options field? who the hell is going to want to post their email on Zig Forums?

no he's better in meme roles like mayor of london

not many weeks now till the gifted minds of /brit/ will be intensely debating brexit once again.

great post

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sage
noko

newcunt

Hello? Janitorial department?
There is a conspiracy theory that bill gates didn't exist B4 2004. I tend to agree

>Options
>email
not the same field dummy

Newfag

not sure did he

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Not sure what it is lads but lately something in my room is making me cough a lot. I hardly ever cough outside of my room and the other day I cleaned it and got all the dust out but I'm still coughing a lot. Any idea what could be the cause, lads?

fucking hell

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